it's important to note that if I knew the answer to a Learned League question it is because it was a very hard question, and if I missed one it's because only a complete loser would know the answer to that one

I promise to make New York dangerous again

We’re bringing back the C.H.U.D.s

We’re bringing back the turborats

We’re bringing back the piss steam vents

It’s gonna cost 150 a month to live in the East Village and your super will be a rat with a gun named Vitor

there’s a chance my wife might get a big promotion soon and one thing that really, truly, baffles me about the “alpha male” mindset is the extreme insecurity about being the most successful one in the family

why in the world would you not want the person you love to be recognized for their talents?

I wrote about why Hermès drives rich people so buck wild that two recently filed a federal antitrust suit over not being able to get their hands on a Birkin. (Gift link, free to read!) www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

Update: I’ve been vibrating for three hours