Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
Gamer Nerd 🏳️🌈🎮
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.
I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.
“Hey! Love the hair!”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Hey! Love the hair!”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
Updating treatment plans like
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Updating treatment plans like
Seattle’s hottest platinum trophy is Infamous Second Son. It has everything:
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
September 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Seattle’s hottest platinum trophy is Infamous Second Son. It has everything:
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
The transformation is complete
September 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The transformation is complete
It’s about that time 💙💗💜
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s about that time 💙💗💜
The story: high tragedy smothered in political betrayal. The Warren Report is basically medieval Twitter gossip. Grind? Brutal. Choices? Gutting. Would I do it all again? Absolutely.
📜Grid-Based Shakespeare/10
Would spend 129 hours with Canopus again ♥️
#Gaymer #PlatinumTrophy #TrophyHunter
📜Grid-Based Shakespeare/10
Would spend 129 hours with Canopus again ♥️
#Gaymer #PlatinumTrophy #TrophyHunter
September 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The story: high tragedy smothered in political betrayal. The Warren Report is basically medieval Twitter gossip. Grind? Brutal. Choices? Gutting. Would I do it all again? Absolutely.
📜Grid-Based Shakespeare/10
Would spend 129 hours with Canopus again ♥️
#Gaymer #PlatinumTrophy #TrophyHunter
📜Grid-Based Shakespeare/10
Would spend 129 hours with Canopus again ♥️
#Gaymer #PlatinumTrophy #TrophyHunter
Someone left this in the basement. You ain’t gonna get me. I saw Talk To Me.
August 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Someone left this in the basement. You ain’t gonna get me. I saw Talk To Me.
58 hours into the first Tactics Ogre run. Just finished the battle at Barnicia Castle. Still have the Lawful and Neutral routes to play through and all the side quests/dungeons in the end game to get through 😮💨
10/34 🏆
10/34 🏆
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
58 hours into the first Tactics Ogre run. Just finished the battle at Barnicia Castle. Still have the Lawful and Neutral routes to play through and all the side quests/dungeons in the end game to get through 😮💨
10/34 🏆
10/34 🏆
How I’ve missed you, PlayStation, my love…It’s Friday… We can be together again forever now.
Until Monday.
Until Monday.
August 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
How I’ve missed you, PlayStation, my love…It’s Friday… We can be together again forever now.
Until Monday.
Until Monday.
To anyone who still thinks being gay is a choice:
I don't like men. But I'm attracted to them.
Cheers ☕️
I don't like men. But I'm attracted to them.
Cheers ☕️
July 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
To anyone who still thinks being gay is a choice:
I don't like men. But I'm attracted to them.
Cheers ☕️
I don't like men. But I'm attracted to them.
Cheers ☕️
🎮This game has everything: shifting Brutalist architecture, floating interns whispering secrets, and a gun that’s also every other gun. Located inside a building that only appears if it wants to be found, Control feng shuis the trauma away.
Telekinetic lesbian/10
Would fire the service weapon again
Telekinetic lesbian/10
Would fire the service weapon again
July 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
🎮This game has everything: shifting Brutalist architecture, floating interns whispering secrets, and a gun that’s also every other gun. Located inside a building that only appears if it wants to be found, Control feng shuis the trauma away.
Telekinetic lesbian/10
Would fire the service weapon again
Telekinetic lesbian/10
Would fire the service weapon again
Nostalgia got me scrolling through my photos. The Oswego campus was nice. For 3 months out of the year. A frozen hellscape the rest of the time. Aaannd nostalgia cured.
July 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Nostalgia got me scrolling through my photos. The Oswego campus was nice. For 3 months out of the year. A frozen hellscape the rest of the time. Aaannd nostalgia cured.
Back when I used to spend my days hiding from the feral Karen coupon goblins that would regularly poop all over the fitting rooms.
July 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Back when I used to spend my days hiding from the feral Karen coupon goblins that would regularly poop all over the fitting rooms.
Look through your photo memories and let us pray:
Our dom sky daddy, who art in heaven, hollered be thy name. Give us this, our daily tea. Lead us not into crashout, but deliver us from cringe. For thine is the drama, and the chaos, and the tea, forever and ever. Slaymen.
Our dom sky daddy, who art in heaven, hollered be thy name. Give us this, our daily tea. Lead us not into crashout, but deliver us from cringe. For thine is the drama, and the chaos, and the tea, forever and ever. Slaymen.
July 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Look through your photo memories and let us pray:
Our dom sky daddy, who art in heaven, hollered be thy name. Give us this, our daily tea. Lead us not into crashout, but deliver us from cringe. For thine is the drama, and the chaos, and the tea, forever and ever. Slaymen.
Our dom sky daddy, who art in heaven, hollered be thy name. Give us this, our daily tea. Lead us not into crashout, but deliver us from cringe. For thine is the drama, and the chaos, and the tea, forever and ever. Slaymen.
Every day. Do E. You deserve better.
July 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Every day. Do E. You deserve better.
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thank you for flying Christian Airlines. In the event of an emergency, suck on a capri-sun and know that this is God's plan.
July 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Thank you for flying Christian Airlines. In the event of an emergency, suck on a capri-sun and know that this is God's plan.
Vyce is one m'lady away from full blown incel vibes. Also, he threw a rock at my husband so he's double dead to me.
#TacticsOgre #Gaymer #TrophyHunter
#TacticsOgre #Gaymer #TrophyHunter
July 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Vyce is one m'lady away from full blown incel vibes. Also, he threw a rock at my husband so he's double dead to me.
#TacticsOgre #Gaymer #TrophyHunter
#TacticsOgre #Gaymer #TrophyHunter
🎮 The game boots and immediately I have goosebumps. As a kid my first gaming loves were tactical/strategy games and JRPGs. Tactics Ogre has been on my lists and radar for a long time. Within seconds this game said "I was made for you." I haven't even done anything yet and I'm already obsessed.
July 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
🎮 The game boots and immediately I have goosebumps. As a kid my first gaming loves were tactical/strategy games and JRPGs. Tactics Ogre has been on my lists and radar for a long time. Within seconds this game said "I was made for you." I haven't even done anything yet and I'm already obsessed.
🏆 Another Platinum run begins
July 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
🏆 Another Platinum run begins
🎮The backlog gods have spoken. Next game will be Tactics Ogre 🧙🏻 I bought it on launch to have on hand for Final Fantasy Tactics related itches. Now it’s been so long that the FF Tactics remaster has been announced. The irony of the backlog gods is not lost on me.
#Gaymer #TrophyHunter #GamerSky
#Gaymer #TrophyHunter #GamerSky
July 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🎮The backlog gods have spoken. Next game will be Tactics Ogre 🧙🏻 I bought it on launch to have on hand for Final Fantasy Tactics related itches. Now it’s been so long that the FF Tactics remaster has been announced. The irony of the backlog gods is not lost on me.
#Gaymer #TrophyHunter #GamerSky
#Gaymer #TrophyHunter #GamerSky