Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
Gamer Nerd 🏳️🌈🎮
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
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Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Some satisfying 😏processing porn😏 from various hair color creations. Next to the washed, dried, and finished product, this is my second favorite part of coloring my hair. So satisfying 🏳️🌈
Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.
Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭
a cartoon of spongebob with the words emotional damage below him
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with the words emotional damage below him
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October 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭
Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”
Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.
I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.
“Hey! Love the hair!”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Hey! Love the hair!”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
Finally started Helldiving with my brother last weekend. Immediately knew this was going to become a problem.
a video game character with a helmet and goggles on
ALT: a video game character with a helmet and goggles on
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September 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Finally started Helldiving with my brother last weekend. Immediately knew this was going to become a problem.
Getting rejection emails from jobs I applied to 2 years ago as if I was unsure about where we stood. Thank you so much for clearing that up.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Getting rejection emails from jobs I applied to 2 years ago as if I was unsure about where we stood. Thank you so much for clearing that up.
Updating treatment plans like
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Updating treatment plans like
In grad school I went out with some classmates. We bonded over 90’s alt/punk rock and charcuterie. Everyone was some flavor of queer. Named the group chat “Semi-Charcoochie Life”. That was the only time that group actually hung out. Waste of a group chat name.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In grad school I went out with some classmates. We bonded over 90’s alt/punk rock and charcuterie. Everyone was some flavor of queer. Named the group chat “Semi-Charcoochie Life”. That was the only time that group actually hung out. Waste of a group chat name.
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OUR QUEER LOVE IS POWERFUL AND UNBREAKABLE. GAY LOVE AND TRANS LOVE DESERVE SAFETY, JOY AND RESPECT EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE WILL NOT LET BIGOTS DIM OUR LIGHT. SHOUT IT LOUD: LOVE IS LOVE AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS! 🌈🏳️⚧️✊
September 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
OUR QUEER LOVE IS POWERFUL AND UNBREAKABLE. GAY LOVE AND TRANS LOVE DESERVE SAFETY, JOY AND RESPECT EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE WILL NOT LET BIGOTS DIM OUR LIGHT. SHOUT IT LOUD: LOVE IS LOVE AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS! 🌈🏳️⚧️✊
Y’all distracted me with your faces and games and shit and now my coffee is cold. I choose to take zero accountability for this and will not be implementing any changes for personal growth going forward. Happy Sunday.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Y’all distracted me with your faces and games and shit and now my coffee is cold. I choose to take zero accountability for this and will not be implementing any changes for personal growth going forward. Happy Sunday.
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When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.
Rolled credits on Ninja Gaiden Sigma. You don’t beat it. You survive it. If this was my first experience with Ninja Gaiden I might never have gone back to the series. Will gladly never think about this game again 🙃
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Rolled credits on Ninja Gaiden Sigma. You don’t beat it. You survive it. If this was my first experience with Ninja Gaiden I might never have gone back to the series. Will gladly never think about this game again 🙃
“Video games cause violence”
Me reloading a save cuz my dialogue choice upset someone
Me reloading a save cuz my dialogue choice upset someone
September 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Video games cause violence”
Me reloading a save cuz my dialogue choice upset someone
Me reloading a save cuz my dialogue choice upset someone
Seattle’s hottest platinum trophy is Infamous Second Son. It has everything:
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
September 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Seattle’s hottest platinum trophy is Infamous Second Son. It has everything:
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
Human glow sticks, rejected extras from the Matrix, and graffiti minigames that make you feel like Banksy's unpaid intern.
Graffiti Shake Weights/10
Would stomp DUPs again⚡️
The transformation is complete
September 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The transformation is complete
Did you know Ninja Gaiden Sigma has a secret hidden ultra final boss? It's the fuckin camera.
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did you know Ninja Gaiden Sigma has a secret hidden ultra final boss? It's the fuckin camera.
🎮 About to start a casual playthrough of Ninja Gaiden Sigma just for funsies. It's been a while since I've played a game I didn't intend to platinum.
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🎮 About to start a casual playthrough of Ninja Gaiden Sigma just for funsies. It's been a while since I've played a game I didn't intend to platinum.
It’s about that time 💙💗💜
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s about that time 💙💗💜
When the party is full but you love the new character so now you’re spiraling about your loyalty to pixels.
September 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
When the party is full but you love the new character so now you’re spiraling about your loyalty to pixels.
Blue is objectively the best flavor
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Blue is objectively the best flavor
Sometimes I think I’m helping people. Other times I nod for 50 minutes and say “that’s valid”.
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes I think I’m helping people. Other times I nod for 50 minutes and say “that’s valid”.
Time to spend 8 hours resisting the urge to write "and honestly, same" in my service notes.
September 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Time to spend 8 hours resisting the urge to write "and honestly, same" in my service notes.
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