Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
Gamer Nerd 🏳️🌈🎮
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
Final Fantasy Fanboy 💎
Trophy Hunter 🏆
Photography Hobbyist 📷
Aspiring thirst trap 🏋🏻
Obsessed with Scream 👻
Can I pet your dog 🐶
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Jonathan 1000
@jthousand.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Some satisfying 😏processing porn😏 from various hair color creations. Next to the washed, dried, and finished product, this is my second favorite part of coloring my hair. So satisfying 🏳️🌈
Long ago in the before times, when the wind didn’t give me brain freeze.
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Long ago in the before times, when the wind didn’t give me brain freeze.
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someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling
As 2025 comes to an end, it is time to evaluate my progress on my New Year’s resolution. Due to 7 months of crippling unemployment and frozen pizza, 2025 was not the year I became the gay thirst trap I wanted to see in the world.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As 2025 comes to an end, it is time to evaluate my progress on my New Year’s resolution. Due to 7 months of crippling unemployment and frozen pizza, 2025 was not the year I became the gay thirst trap I wanted to see in the world.
A few months ago a coworker attempted to wage war against HR with copy-paste ChatGPT emails. She did not win that war. And she seemed surprised by that. I still think about it.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A few months ago a coworker attempted to wage war against HR with copy-paste ChatGPT emails. She did not win that war. And she seemed surprised by that. I still think about it.
Big “I’m never shopping here again” energy.
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Big “I’m never shopping here again” energy.
Me doing these monthly cyber security training videos for work
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me doing these monthly cyber security training videos for work
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Oh my god, you’re a Capricorn? That makes so much sense. You’re always working.
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh my god, you’re a Capricorn? That makes so much sense. You’re always working.
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
You’re thinking of capitalism. Is your star sign Unemployed?
Thank god it's the weekend. Time to relax by doing nothing and stressing about all the things I should be doing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thank god it's the weekend. Time to relax by doing nothing and stressing about all the things I should be doing.
"You sound gay"
"You sound unemployed."
"You sound unemployed."
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"You sound gay"
"You sound unemployed."
"You sound unemployed."
Why do I love PlayStation so much? I dunno. I imprinted on the PS1 startup sound like a baby duck.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Why do I love PlayStation so much? I dunno. I imprinted on the PS1 startup sound like a baby duck.
I refuse to delete old saves. Those are my children. I raised them. We grew together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I refuse to delete old saves. Those are my children. I raised them. We grew together.
Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Resisting the Millenial urge to put 😂 at the end of every text.
Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭
a cartoon of spongebob with the words emotional damage below him
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with the words emotional damage below him
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October 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Decided to knock out some “just for funsies” games in my backlog. Just finished my first time playthrough of the first Mafia game. No funsies were found 😭
Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Living with a musician: he hates the ceiling fan cuz it makes a quiet ass hum. The most annoying part? “It’s not even in tune.”
Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did I neeeed coasters of every PS1 entry of Final Fantasy? Yes I absofuckinglutely did, Debbie, so mind your business.
I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was accused of looking 38 in a court of law. We sued the landlord and the landlord decided to hit me where it hurt. BRB Telling my lawyer to seek compensation for emotional damages.
“Hey! Love the hair!”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Hey! Love the hair!”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
15 minutes later my guilt riddled ass is making a donation. I used a plastic straw today and now I’m on the hook for $35.
“Thanks so much for your support! Can we take a selfie?”
Getting rejection emails from jobs I applied to 2 years ago as if I was unsure about where we stood. Thank you so much for clearing that up.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Getting rejection emails from jobs I applied to 2 years ago as if I was unsure about where we stood. Thank you so much for clearing that up.
Updating treatment plans like
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Updating treatment plans like
In grad school I went out with some classmates. We bonded over 90’s alt/punk rock and charcuterie. Everyone was some flavor of queer. Named the group chat “Semi-Charcoochie Life”. That was the only time that group actually hung out. Waste of a group chat name.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In grad school I went out with some classmates. We bonded over 90’s alt/punk rock and charcuterie. Everyone was some flavor of queer. Named the group chat “Semi-Charcoochie Life”. That was the only time that group actually hung out. Waste of a group chat name.
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OUR QUEER LOVE IS POWERFUL AND UNBREAKABLE. GAY LOVE AND TRANS LOVE DESERVE SAFETY, JOY AND RESPECT EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE WILL NOT LET BIGOTS DIM OUR LIGHT. SHOUT IT LOUD: LOVE IS LOVE AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS! 🌈🏳️⚧️✊
September 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
OUR QUEER LOVE IS POWERFUL AND UNBREAKABLE. GAY LOVE AND TRANS LOVE DESERVE SAFETY, JOY AND RESPECT EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE WILL NOT LET BIGOTS DIM OUR LIGHT. SHOUT IT LOUD: LOVE IS LOVE AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS! 🌈🏳️⚧️✊
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When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.
Rolled credits on Ninja Gaiden Sigma. You don’t beat it. You survive it. If this was my first experience with Ninja Gaiden I might never have gone back to the series. Will gladly never think about this game again 🙃
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Rolled credits on Ninja Gaiden Sigma. You don’t beat it. You survive it. If this was my first experience with Ninja Gaiden I might never have gone back to the series. Will gladly never think about this game again 🙃