Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29
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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
· Oct 30
BREAKING: President Nixon is being IMPEACHED by the House of Representatives.
napped for like 4 hours and now i have a headache OMG i should be shot
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
napped for like 4 hours and now i have a headache OMG i should be shot
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Some of our favourite Twitter/X interactions.
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Some of our favourite Twitter/X interactions.
i posted this to twitter and MINUTES later it went down. i am a fucking generational hater and my posts are taking down the internet.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
i posted this to twitter and MINUTES later it went down. i am a fucking generational hater and my posts are taking down the internet.
your dad loves dubai chocolate more than he loves you
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
your dad loves dubai chocolate more than he loves you
ate a sandwich for lunch but was still hungry so i had a cup noodle and now im too full. theyre going to shoot me at dawn
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
ate a sandwich for lunch but was still hungry so i had a cup noodle and now im too full. theyre going to shoot me at dawn
addicted to saying "shut your cave" if you haven't noticed
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
addicted to saying "shut your cave" if you haven't noticed
yeah, coz america is the way it is because random brits tutting online ain't stepping in and stopping trump..??? the fuck are you talking about. what do you flamen well expect us to do you schewpid fucking gimp!!!! shut your fucking cave daft cunt. like for real what "something" are we meant to do 😭
gonna make an alt account called “then do something bitch” and it’ll be dedicated to telling smarmy UK and Canadian residents “then do something bitch” whenever they run their mouths about American fascism
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
yeah, coz america is the way it is because random brits tutting online ain't stepping in and stopping trump..??? the fuck are you talking about. what do you flamen well expect us to do you schewpid fucking gimp!!!! shut your fucking cave daft cunt. like for real what "something" are we meant to do 😭
whys he doing the six seven hands. ANYWAY fun fact you can download the entirety of wikipedia and access it offline with XOWA or Kiwix
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
whys he doing the six seven hands. ANYWAY fun fact you can download the entirety of wikipedia and access it offline with XOWA or Kiwix
i dont care about the headline i just like seeing nick clegg looking fucking haggard in this photo. good. fucking shrivel up and die you fucking wank. we all remember the coalition of chaos you SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
i dont care about the headline i just like seeing nick clegg looking fucking haggard in this photo. good. fucking shrivel up and die you fucking wank. we all remember the coalition of chaos you SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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searching "vaccines in the water" on Twitter/X (answers to both) and gooning my failpenis to the search results
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
searching "vaccines in the water" on Twitter/X (answers to both) and gooning my failpenis to the search results
ive never watched hunger games which is why i think im like, not as insufferable as other millennials. but like it appeals to me on paper, right? bunch of teens get killed? LOVE. but it's #woke :/
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
ive never watched hunger games which is why i think im like, not as insufferable as other millennials. but like it appeals to me on paper, right? bunch of teens get killed? LOVE. but it's #woke :/
farting up a storm in the office loos OMG i should be shot
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
farting up a storm in the office loos OMG i should be shot
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🚨BREAKING: singer holly jervis has reportedly put both fingers in a chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours.
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
🚨BREAKING: singer holly jervis has reportedly put both fingers in a chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours.
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I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
what musical duo oversee domain names? ICANN Tina Turner
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
what musical duo oversee domain names? ICANN Tina Turner
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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After what it did to your boy Jordan Peterson, I don't blame you
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 AM
After what it did to your boy Jordan Peterson, I don't blame you
addicted to saying "let's be french!" after things that aren't remotely french
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
addicted to saying "let's be french!" after things that aren't remotely french
someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling
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contemplative and liminal meg griffin moments
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
contemplative and liminal meg griffin moments