imagine being at an oscars afterparty with fellow celebs and all you can think is "oh god everyone here has such gorgeous wikipedia photos and in mine i look like a toad" 😭

i'm mincing around mid lane with limp wrists going "ahh im so scared and confused won't someone help meee"

whys there a jungle

just gonna start declaring im "against" random things so i appear interesting and sophisticated and exclusive

i do this so that i appear miserable and contrarian. it's a part of my LARP as a facebook mum

bloody tricky but very clever

hi! sorry, the what

at the weed store asking for dubai chocolate

just comparing notes to make sure im doing it right .. its in the mouth, chew, swallow, right?