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My friends call me Vanilla Chai
@juanamama86.bsky.social
Mom of 3 who will probably share the hilarious stuff my kids randomly say and share pictures of my pets and the nature around me
Listen to Metallica- Enter the Sandman Flip by Star Monster on #SoundCloud
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Metallica- Enter the Sandman Flip
😈 Madison, WI 👾 DJ/Producer 🤖Mngmt: [email protected] //[email protected] Booking: [email protected] // [email protected]
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December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Listen to Nobody Else (with Kaleena Zanders) by GRiZ, Kaleena Zanders on #SoundCloud
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Nobody Else (with Kaleena Zanders)
Find me on Insta / Twitter / Facebook and say whattup! #ShowLoveSpreadLove <3 GRiZ
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December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Listen to Too Many Flooz by The Floozies, Too Many Zooz on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/vlPBcYjShxRz...
Too Many Flooz
Booking: Jason Kupperman // Goldengate Talent Agency [email protected] Management: Mammoth Music Group [email protected]
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December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listen to Artifakts Live @ Red Rocks 2025 by Artifakts on #SoundCloud
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Artifakts Live @ Red Rocks 2025
Full track list on YouTube: https://youtu.be/mfxZSREDwoI?si=SI0YpFwe5dMg3Qsi Tour + Merch: www.artifaktsmusic.com
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Listen to Home (Vincent Antone Remix) by Moontricks, Vincent Antone on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/HSBTN3JfgMU4...
Home (Vincent Antone Remix)
MGMT: [email protected] AGENT: [email protected] Releases on: Odyzey Music Trippy Bee Records Westwood Recordings www.vincentantonemusic.com
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November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
April 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nick (40 yo dad), "You want to know what I told my friends?"
Elsie (9 yo daughter, and the youngest), "Nothing because you don't have any friends"🤣
#kidsarefunny #humor #lmao #funny
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Cole (11 yo 6th grade), "Mom, I finally took a poop at school. I had to, I couldn't hold it in all day"
Me, "Eas it embarrassing? Everyone poops cole."
Cole, "No, but there was a girl in there." 🤣
Whether she or he was in the wrong one, we'll never know 🤣
#funny #humor #lmao #kidsarefunny
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Elsie to Pops as she was grabbing an oatmeal creme pie and he said she couldn't have one, "You told me i could have one a little while ago."
Pops, "Did I? I don't remember. I know, I got some stuff wrong with me."
Elsie, "It's okay, old people have a lot of things wrong with them"
#funny #humor
February 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Everything reminds me of him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not really, but thought it was funny when i pulled out this big butt potato to make soup the other night
#potato #funny #justcause #lmao
January 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Not Laney complaining she's going to have to clean while she's off for her tonsillectomy. I told her I had multiple organs removed and that didn't stop me from cooking and cleaning for all but like 3 days 🤣
#funny #lmao #kidsarefunny #humor #healthcarehumor #comedy
January 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Obligatory selfie @chuckecheeses.bsky.social makes you take before entering. #happybirthday to Elsie and Norah! Elsie said she couldn't find any games to play so I'm about to win her all the tickets.
#funny #kidsarefunny #humor
December 28, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Saturday was my grandma's 91st birthday. I don't know who the lady was we sang to as well (it was her birthday too), but she leaned over and told my grandma "I'm younger than you" 🤣
#happybirthday #seniormoments #funny #humor #family #decemberbirthday #91yearsyoung
December 23, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Elsie, "What was my first word? Dada or mama?"
Me, "I think Dada."
Elsie, with the biggest scowl on her face, "Well that's not right because I love you more." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#funny #humor #kidsarefunny #lmao #lol
December 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
So we drop Cole (12) off at his friend Mason's (13) today and boy did he get tall! After we left Elsie (8) whispers to me, "Laney (11) is going to have a very tall boyfriend one day." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#kids #kidsarefunny #outofthemouthsofbabes #tweendrama
December 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Elsie, "Mommy, I'm bored."
Me, "Okay, what do you want me to do about it?"
Elsie, "I don't know, entertain me."
#kidsarefunny
December 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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5th person to be cured of HIV

“Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”
5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
abcnews.go.com
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 AM
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THE NEW MEGAN FOX MOVIE ON NETFLIX.
I want those two hours back.
I love her movies, all of them except this one. #subservient #meganfox
December 10, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Cole says, "Mom, can we watch something really good?"
Guess he wanted to cry tonight
a woman is smiling in front of a pine tree and the word terabithia is written above her
ALT: a woman is smiling in front of a pine tree and the word terabithia is written above her
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December 5, 2024 at 12:13 AM