Sparky Polastri
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Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.
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My children’s styles are… disparate
One girl dressed like she’s going to a Pearl Jam show, standing next to a smaller girl dressed like Rainbow Brite.
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The first two acts are pretty fascinating. The third act? Ehhhhh.
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Sounds like a “them” problem
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I saw Michigan Avenue and felt a little guilty for assuming it was Cubs-related content
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It’s like trying to pick a favorite child. Can’t do it.
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Don’t be sorry! I just… they have like 20 albums right? It’d be nice to hear some variety is all.

Out Of Time is the first album I bought with my own money.
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Did I type and delete several songs before posting? Yes I did.

I have Sirius XM, and I have an alert for REM, and it’s fucking MADDENING that 90+% of the REM songs played are Losing My Religion.
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1) recently switch to intranet, previously a quarterlyish email. Slight problem: I rarely visit the intranet home page

2) I’ll read every headline and skim 75+% of the content, but I’m usually late on it (see #1)

3) what other divisions are actually doing, new hire bios
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WE COMIN

AMD WE BRINGIN DA COOKIES
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Post hoops? Hit me up if you’re going.
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🚨 Attn: Charlotte peeps 🚨

Jon G’s has their truck at Town Brewing on West Morehead tonight and the line is surprisingly reasonable right now?
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Oh man, I went to Sukoshi once and was ready to add it into my regular rotation. In February 2020.

Is Ace #3 finally open?
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Ord Mandell/Tate Martell… just a complete blank
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You’d think I could come up with a clever response to a Star Wars/Nevada high school football joke but I got nothing
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As a survivor of the Herm Edwards Experience, I’m very sorry.