Juan Verde
@juanverde.bsky.social
Husband, girl-dad, snarky former English teacher. Left handed, Left Coast Lefty. Unapologetic wine snob🍷 Music is life 🎸 #tompetty #chrissiehynde. Fanatic 🏀 #dubs I vote for democracy, freedom & sanity. Never Trump. Believe Women. 💙🇺🇦
Oh, there was definitely a lot of touching going on.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh, there was definitely a lot of touching going on.
Bubba just wanted to give him his first taste of the Presidency.
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bubba just wanted to give him his first taste of the Presidency.
It’s all going to come out…and it will be glorious!
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s all going to come out…and it will be glorious!
Never doubt the Dubs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Never doubt the Dubs.
The money is in the Banana Stand.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The money is in the Banana Stand.
I guess the cat’s out of the bag now. 🤷🏻♂️
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I guess the cat’s out of the bag now. 🤷🏻♂️
Did you hear the one about the cult meet and greet?
The punch line is a killer.
The punch line is a killer.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Did you hear the one about the cult meet and greet?
The punch line is a killer.
The punch line is a killer.
Would love to represent the lefties on the Left Coast.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Would love to represent the lefties on the Left Coast.
America really only needs to lose 235 pounds. The sooner the better.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
America really only needs to lose 235 pounds. The sooner the better.
I am the _________ (adjective) President to ever exist in the history of the USA.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am the _________ (adjective) President to ever exist in the history of the USA.
Receipts are the best little gifts ever.
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Receipts are the best little gifts ever.
Narcissistic fool…unhinged, unaware, unintelligent and unfit to lead our country.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Narcissistic fool…unhinged, unaware, unintelligent and unfit to lead our country.
This list should basically be mandatory for anyone new to this platform. All are stellar… witty, informed and engaging.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This list should basically be mandatory for anyone new to this platform. All are stellar… witty, informed and engaging.
Watching MTG going on “Real Time” and other media and sounding like a reasonable person gives me big time anxiety. Something doesn’t add up and I feel like it’s a shady ploy to get reelected because the MAGA narrative is cavitating. Is there any sincerity to this more moderate MTG?
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watching MTG going on “Real Time” and other media and sounding like a reasonable person gives me big time anxiety. Something doesn’t add up and I feel like it’s a shady ploy to get reelected because the MAGA narrative is cavitating. Is there any sincerity to this more moderate MTG?