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Juan Verde
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Husband, girl-dad, snarky former English teacher. Left handed, Left Coast Lefty. Unapologetic wine snob🍷 Music is life 🎸 #tompetty #chrissiehynde. Fanatic 🏀 #dubs I vote for democracy, freedom & sanity. Never Trump. Believe Women. 💙🇺🇦
This record never gets old. The sound and production is so, so good.
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Did you hear the one about the cult meet and greet?

The punch line is a killer.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Seems just a bit hypocritical, no?
So CBS settled Trump’s lawsuit where he frivolously sued because they edited Kamala Harris’s interview so it would fit into their air time.

Then CBS does a 73 minute interview of Trump where they made big edits from the version that was broadcast.

They aired 28 of 73 minutes.
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Make the Deathstar great again.
That’s no ballroom…
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The 2026 $20.00 bill is going to be a collector’s item.
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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If taking 40mg gummies causes short term memory loss what does taking 40mg gummies cause?
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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The AI video Trump posted of himself dumping shit all over America from a plane was metaphorically the most accurate piece of propaganda he’s put out this year.
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I would have chosen “Anit-Christ” over asshole.
October 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ICE at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara is laughable. Even the bacon wrapped hot dog vendors won’t be the least bit concerned.
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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It’s Wednesday, where’s the TikTok guy with his receipts on Mike Johnson for Grindr?
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Two weapons of mass distraction.
Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What Would Walt Do?
#disney
September 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
theonion.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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They cry “free speech” when it’s hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly we’ve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.
September 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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In a big fuck you to CBS, Stephen Colbert wins the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series.
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“I don't think there are any Russians and there ain't no
Yanks

Just corporate criminals playin' with tanks

…And the walls came down”
August 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
#Memphis #SunStudio
The King was here.
July 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I like the way you cross the street 'cause you're precious…
July 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
IYKYK
☮️❤️🎶
July 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM