It's the Vegas showgirl of turkeys.

This is a 'My tea is the perfect brew, and I have got maximum dunk out of my biscuit without creating biscuit slurry in my mug' face.

So her favourite writer is Terry Pratchett, but she seems to have singularly failed to understand the message his writing conveyed...and now apparently she's missed the point of Christ's* teachings entirely. (* not a christian myself, but I do have a grasp on 'love thy neighbour' etc)

It was as baffling as why mud doesn't rot and crush things.

I remembered you lived in NL - and the article is obviously NL-based. It's shitty, wherever it happens. Is there a consequence for discrimination law breaches when these surveys are conducted?

I think it's worse -performative invitations to view, so they can deny they are discriminating and avoid 'a fuss', when there is no intention of offering a property. I suspect the UK is infinitely worse.

I like raisins in many things...but not in chocolate. Wholenut all the way.

The art of micro defeats me entirely. I can write something in 200-ish words but 100 is just gibberish in my clumsy grasp. So I'll just enjoy the fruits of other people's labours.

I mean that as in 'I must submit something' not that the frog is slacking in giving me a response. Those poison darts of rejection are always swift.

I will race you! This also reminds me, I'm overdue a rejection from Flash Frog....

Now I have a new ambition - to submit to Smokelong (never done that, I don't think I'm their sort of thing) and to keep submitting until at least my 153rd rejection.

New website design is so pretty...my brain loves the tidy. We like good change. 💚

Mine is QUANTUM I'm both the awful particle of writing dross and the wave of writing glory, at the same time. Don't ask me how I do it...I just am, ok?