jules 🍉
@jules2085.bsky.social
too woke to function. somebody’s mom. she/her. #COYS
Literally every single sentence is a lie. It’s just one giant Mad Libs story. Release the files.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Literally every single sentence is a lie. It’s just one giant Mad Libs story. Release the files.
Arsenal lost and Tottenham won. Happy Saturday!
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Arsenal lost and Tottenham won. Happy Saturday!
Having a bit of a crisis in which I’m realizing people really aren’t willing to put in the work. Crossing picket lines. Posting their 2025 Wrapped and pretending Spotify isn’t some horrible corporation. Not caring about Palestine.
I need yall to be more woke!!!
I need yall to be more woke!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Having a bit of a crisis in which I’m realizing people really aren’t willing to put in the work. Crossing picket lines. Posting their 2025 Wrapped and pretending Spotify isn’t some horrible corporation. Not caring about Palestine.
I need yall to be more woke!!!
I need yall to be more woke!!!
I can say with absolute certainty I will never work out to anything other than the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack ever again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I can say with absolute certainty I will never work out to anything other than the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack ever again.
Florida will welcome you with open arms Andrew.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Florida will welcome you with open arms Andrew.
Spotify app deleted, account closed, emails unsubscribed ✅
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Spotify app deleted, account closed, emails unsubscribed ✅
The past 24 hrs have been nothing but carbs and Halloween candy.
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The past 24 hrs have been nothing but carbs and Halloween candy.
Gutting programs that fund special education in public schools.
Blaming Tylenol for autism.
Ending DEI initiatives.
It’s all eugenics, babe.
Blaming Tylenol for autism.
Ending DEI initiatives.
It’s all eugenics, babe.
October 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Gutting programs that fund special education in public schools.
Blaming Tylenol for autism.
Ending DEI initiatives.
It’s all eugenics, babe.
Blaming Tylenol for autism.
Ending DEI initiatives.
It’s all eugenics, babe.
Maybe now that Bobby K is saying things that target men specifically, people will finally say that this dude is completely unfit to run a cash register, let alone the HHS. A woman can hope.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Maybe now that Bobby K is saying things that target men specifically, people will finally say that this dude is completely unfit to run a cash register, let alone the HHS. A woman can hope.
The work isn’t done until those in power and those who bowed to the power are brought to justice at The Hague, Nuremberg style.
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The work isn’t done until those in power and those who bowed to the power are brought to justice at The Hague, Nuremberg style.
All eyes on the Sumud Flotilla!!!
October 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
All eyes on the Sumud Flotilla!!!
I’m have a feeling these people are going after epidurals next.
September 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m have a feeling these people are going after epidurals next.
When these legislators picture a 14 year old living in DC, they’re picturing a Black boy. For what it’s worth.
House lawmakers voted to allow 14-year-olds to be tried as adults and to treat young people more harshly in the D.C. justice system — fulfilling a top request from the Trump administration despite universal opposition among top D.C. elected officials.
House votes to charge D.C. 14-year-olds as adults
The House also voted to restrict judges from giving lighter sentences to young adults, among 14 D.C. crime-related policy proposals from the GOP.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
When these legislators picture a 14 year old living in DC, they’re picturing a Black boy. For what it’s worth.
People are putting that dude in the same graphic as MLK and JFK… wut.
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People are putting that dude in the same graphic as MLK and JFK… wut.
People reaaaallly be coming out the woodworks today
a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a stadium .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
People reaaaallly be coming out the woodworks today
Idk I kinda don’t like that Ange went to another Prem team. If it were any other league, fine. Atp all I can hope for are pro-Ange chants whenever Spurs play Forest.
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Idk I kinda don’t like that Ange went to another Prem team. If it were any other league, fine. Atp all I can hope for are pro-Ange chants whenever Spurs play Forest.
I’m beginning to think these US Open commentators have to meet some “casually mention aye eye” quota set by eye bee em.
September 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m beginning to think these US Open commentators have to meet some “casually mention aye eye” quota set by eye bee em.
The cognitive dissonance of people who want to enact change, but still get Starbs. I beg yall. It’s such a small fu king thing.
August 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The cognitive dissonance of people who want to enact change, but still get Starbs. I beg yall. It’s such a small fu king thing.
Marta is such a badass bitch!! #CopaAmerica
August 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Marta is such a badass bitch!! #CopaAmerica
Widdle baby didn’t wike what he saw in the jobs weport? God what a fu kin loser.
August 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Widdle baby didn’t wike what he saw in the jobs weport? God what a fu kin loser.
Nothing makes me clean my house faster than an approaching vacation.
July 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Nothing makes me clean my house faster than an approaching vacation.
Yall need to stop wearing shorts on the airplane fr!
July 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yall need to stop wearing shorts on the airplane fr!
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i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things
July 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things