Julie (Mae) Cohen
@juliecohen.bsky.social
Author. Immigrant. Queer. Owned by dog. PhD student University of Reading.
Usually pissed off, but like in a funny way. Latest novels: BODY COUNT (UK) and EAT SLAY LOVE (US). Next novel: PARADISE (Nov ‘25)
Usually pissed off, but like in a funny way. Latest novels: BODY COUNT (UK) and EAT SLAY LOVE (US). Next novel: PARADISE (Nov ‘25)
I have a story in this week’s My Weekly magazine. It is a prequel to my novel EAT SLAY LOVE and it details the exploits of Godzilla the hamster. The illustration is epic, 10 out of 10, could not ask for better.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I have a story in this week’s My Weekly magazine. It is a prequel to my novel EAT SLAY LOVE and it details the exploits of Godzilla the hamster. The illustration is epic, 10 out of 10, could not ask for better.
The only way Meg can get through the fireworks is to have her own personal speaker playing white noise and/or opera music on a loop
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The only way Meg can get through the fireworks is to have her own personal speaker playing white noise and/or opera music on a loop
Oh @bertsbooks.bsky.social never change
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh @bertsbooks.bsky.social never change
So far, I have probably harvested 2.5 kilos (5 lbs) of olives off my olive tree this year. Today, I was out in my garden on a ladder, with a sheet under the tree, pulling down olives with a rake. This is in England!!! Insane. They’re in brine and will be ready to eat in a few months. 🫒
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So far, I have probably harvested 2.5 kilos (5 lbs) of olives off my olive tree this year. Today, I was out in my garden on a ladder, with a sheet under the tree, pulling down olives with a rake. This is in England!!! Insane. They’re in brine and will be ready to eat in a few months. 🫒
Currently reading 👻
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Currently reading 👻
My trampoline exercise class had a Halloween special tonight. So I dressed like a bunny.
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My trampoline exercise class had a Halloween special tonight. So I dressed like a bunny.
This wood pigeon has been hanging out in my garden quite frequently, and I learned yesterday that it had been raised from a chick by one of my neighbours.
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This wood pigeon has been hanging out in my garden quite frequently, and I learned yesterday that it had been raised from a chick by one of my neighbours.
I think she wants something
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I think she wants something
I have a brand new novel coming out next month: an emotional story of memory, friendship, family, love, queerness and home. PARADISE is out 20 November with Orion Books and available to request on Netgalley now
www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...
www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I have a brand new novel coming out next month: an emotional story of memory, friendship, family, love, queerness and home. PARADISE is out 20 November with Orion Books and available to request on Netgalley now
www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...
www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...
Well I guess it’s official…I’m on the Centre for Book Cultures & Publishing website as a PhD student!
research.reading.ac.uk/centre-for-b...
research.reading.ac.uk/centre-for-b...
October 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Well I guess it’s official…I’m on the Centre for Book Cultures & Publishing website as a PhD student!
research.reading.ac.uk/centre-for-b...
research.reading.ac.uk/centre-for-b...
Guten tag! Finished copies of BAD MEN from Heyne in German. Good to see that Saffy is badass af auf Deutsch.
October 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Guten tag! Finished copies of BAD MEN from Heyne in German. Good to see that Saffy is badass af auf Deutsch.
Evening. Chez Castillon.
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Evening. Chez Castillon.
My alarm clock this morning here in France
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My alarm clock this morning here in France
Olives harvested from my tree, to be brined and enjoyed with a martini in the spring
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Olives harvested from my tree, to be brined and enjoyed with a martini in the spring
The moment when Katy Brent and I had a staring contest onstage at this weekend’s Tea Leaves & Reads festival
September 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The moment when Katy Brent and I had a staring contest onstage at this weekend’s Tea Leaves & Reads festival
One major benefit of being a student again is being able to write my novel in the library.
September 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One major benefit of being a student again is being able to write my novel in the library.
This happened yesterday!
September 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This happened yesterday!
Well I dropped The Kid and his orange skull at university this weekend. It’s just me and the dog now
September 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Well I dropped The Kid and his orange skull at university this weekend. It’s just me and the dog now
I saw BAD MEN for sale in TK MAXX!! Does this mean I have made it? @zaffrebooks.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I saw BAD MEN for sale in TK MAXX!! Does this mean I have made it? @zaffrebooks.bsky.social
Just finishing up The Old Woman With The Knife by Gu Byeong-Mo
September 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Just finishing up The Old Woman With The Knife by Gu Byeong-Mo
I was supposed to give blood today but my appointment was cancelled so now I’m just sitting around wondering what to do with all this extra blood
September 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I was supposed to give blood today but my appointment was cancelled so now I’m just sitting around wondering what to do with all this extra blood