Julie the Cranky Crone
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Julie the Cranky Crone
@juliethecranky.bsky.social
Brooch Warfare, Story Time, and the occasional designer overview and so forth. Writer, knitter, trying-to-be artist. I run on art supplies and yarn.

#CRPS late stage. I had a support group I'd love to replicate.

Do no harm, take no shit.
Good god. What the fuck do people think? They don't think at all, most likely.

Models put up with so much shit and it gets exponential for anyone with skin darker than caucasian with a light tan.
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm willing to help but I'm not sure how good I'll be. Haha.

Sorry about the PTSD. I've got it too. I use the weed for pain, though.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I used to make hard candies. Maybe I should get back to that.

Weed sugar, you soak the weed in Everclear, then pour the Everclear over sugar and let it evaporate. It'll sneak up on you, let me tell you. I used to have it in my tea.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oooooh, sous vide setup. Brain engaged. Great idea.
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The whole thing is a hoot, and follows the early years of her reign fairly accurately. The language is pure Last Week, though.
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I confess I look like a librarian. And my kid says my aesthetic is poison dart frog, because I like bright colors.
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was toasting a ridiculous amount of flower one day, and the FedEx guy comes by. I ask him if he could please put the ginormous box inside the door, so he does. Then he inhales deeply, thanks me for the tip, and goes back to his truck.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That would be bad. 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
That sounds really yummy. I'm going to look over some recipes. I might be able to spend the entire holiday stoned. HAHA. (I take it for pain, so I'd get away with it.)
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh hell. -hug-

Although I do get not wanting to drive in craziness. I now have a doctor on the other side of PGH and it is INSANE.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I love that she has actual boobs and some subcutaneous fat. As is healthy. Lord knows she still looks magnificent, I don't get this push for frail skinniness.
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Haha, that's about how I'd do it, too. Supposedly if you toast it first it's easier for your body to use. At the least it makes it easier to pulverize in the baby food processor.
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I love her.
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Haha, I usually use extracts like resin or sugar, put it in a burner that looks like a vape pen, and inhale away.

With edibles I once massively dosed over my limit, didn't have any bad side effects, but just too much fuss for the result.
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I usually wing it.

Durbans are often too skunky for me, but most of the Gelato hybrids are pretty good. I've got some sugar here, Sugar Frosted Melon Gelato, that I will open and just smell. Lovely high, too.
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Haha, thank you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don't know if you've seen "The Great" it's a modern take on Catharine the Great, hilariously written and roughly following the story of her first years on the throne.

At one point she stabs a guy in the back, turns and her husband's there. She says "Fuck, I thought that was you."
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I've had people ask for my AARP card, that was fucking delightful.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Woo hoo! Cookies!
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yes. There are some hair-raising true crime stories that end like that.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If it were my life, my brother would be using them as slingshot ammo.
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Reposted by Julie the Cranky Crone
Hello friend
December 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OMG, I first thought this was mine again. It was the towel on the left that tipped me off.
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I liked her too. Probably why the hub is still alive.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Haha, will do.
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM