Professor Beverage
@jullianbowles.bsky.social
I am not a teacher
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Speed Racer makes me want to wear white. White pants, white jacket, and an ascot.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Speed Racer makes me want to wear white. White pants, white jacket, and an ascot.
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December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Overheard at Chipotle: “the chips here are always stale.”
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Overheard at Chipotle: “the chips here are always stale.”
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Songs for a lonely Christmas.
Support on Bandcamp.
Stream wherever.
Thanks!
platinummax.bandcamp.com/album/season...
Support on Bandcamp.
Stream wherever.
Thanks!
platinummax.bandcamp.com/album/season...
seasonal depression, by Platinum Max
10 track album
platinummax.bandcamp.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Songs for a lonely Christmas.
Support on Bandcamp.
Stream wherever.
Thanks!
platinummax.bandcamp.com/album/season...
Support on Bandcamp.
Stream wherever.
Thanks!
platinummax.bandcamp.com/album/season...
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4 years ago today, at AEW Dynamite Holiday Bash, Darby Allin, CM Punk, and Sting teamed up at the Greensboro Coliseum against FTR and MJF
CM Punk wore Surfer Sting face paint, and Sting wore CM Punk’s logo as face paint.
CM Punk wore Surfer Sting face paint, and Sting wore CM Punk’s logo as face paint.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
4 years ago today, at AEW Dynamite Holiday Bash, Darby Allin, CM Punk, and Sting teamed up at the Greensboro Coliseum against FTR and MJF
CM Punk wore Surfer Sting face paint, and Sting wore CM Punk’s logo as face paint.
CM Punk wore Surfer Sting face paint, and Sting wore CM Punk’s logo as face paint.
🧐🤔
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
🧐🤔
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23 years ago today, one of the greatest died
In memory of Joe Strummer 🖤
... gone but not forgotten...
📸 Anthony Saint James
#punk #punks #punkrock #punklegend #joestrummer #theclash #punkrockhistory #history #otd
In memory of Joe Strummer 🖤
... gone but not forgotten...
📸 Anthony Saint James
#punk #punks #punkrock #punklegend #joestrummer #theclash #punkrockhistory #history #otd
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
23 years ago today, one of the greatest died
In memory of Joe Strummer 🖤
... gone but not forgotten...
📸 Anthony Saint James
#punk #punks #punkrock #punklegend #joestrummer #theclash #punkrockhistory #history #otd
In memory of Joe Strummer 🖤
... gone but not forgotten...
📸 Anthony Saint James
#punk #punks #punkrock #punklegend #joestrummer #theclash #punkrockhistory #history #otd
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Collecting toys in 2025.
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Collecting toys in 2025.
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We rewatched Gremlins for the first time in a long time, and I’ve gotta say, I think that the boy is hands down the bad guy in the movie. #JusticeForStripe
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We rewatched Gremlins for the first time in a long time, and I’ve gotta say, I think that the boy is hands down the bad guy in the movie. #JusticeForStripe
It’s me, riding my bike with no hands in front of my family.
“Frog,” cried Toad, “can you do tricks like this?”
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s me, riding my bike with no hands in front of my family.
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The Oreo-sized baby turtle represents a turning point in Rockalina's recovery: Spending time with her own kind.
For 50 years, Rockalina the turtle lived on a kitchen floor. Now she has a new friend
The Oreo-sized baby turtle represents a turning point in Rockalina's recovery: Spending time with her own kind.
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December 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Oreo-sized baby turtle represents a turning point in Rockalina's recovery: Spending time with her own kind.
The year is 2025 and I still can’t stream Cop Killer 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The year is 2025 and I still can’t stream Cop Killer 🙄
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When you need to take the cat to the vet but you can't get him in the box.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When you need to take the cat to the vet but you can't get him in the box.
Vinnie Stigma is a national treasure.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Vinnie Stigma is a national treasure.
I hope that I can stop thinking about John Cena this weekend.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I hope that I can stop thinking about John Cena this weekend.
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He watered his plants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
He watered his plants.
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Toad looked out of his window. “These messy leaves have covered everything,” said Toad.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Toad looked out of his window. “These messy leaves have covered everything,” said Toad.
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A metaphor for my wife and I’s life right now:
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A metaphor for my wife and I’s life right now:
Get your dog a cat.
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Get your dog a cat.