June Bash
@june.bash.pizza
person 👩💻 Swift sorceress | 🎼 failed composer | 🎮 game enthusiast | 🏳️⚧️ she/her 👩❤️💋👩
enjoyer of weird music, leftist politics, animals, animation, food, sleep
Also tooting at https://mastodon.social/@junebash
enjoyer of weird music, leftist politics, animals, animation, food, sleep
Also tooting at https://mastodon.social/@junebash
Sylvie loves being a shoulder kitty
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sylvie loves being a shoulder kitty
Daria enjoyed Castle in the Sky tonight <3
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Daria enjoyed Castle in the Sky tonight <3
The minorest of possible Pluribus spoilers:
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Something I really like in the last couple of episodes:
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Whenever Carol calls & listens to the voicemail message… they always just play the whole thing. They don’t cut or fast forward or change it. It’s as awkward & weird as it is for her.
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Something I really like in the last couple of episodes:
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Whenever Carol calls & listens to the voicemail message… they always just play the whole thing. They don’t cut or fast forward or change it. It’s as awkward & weird as it is for her.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The minorest of possible Pluribus spoilers:
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Something I really like in the last couple of episodes:
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Whenever Carol calls & listens to the voicemail message… they always just play the whole thing. They don’t cut or fast forward or change it. It’s as awkward & weird as it is for her.
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Something I really like in the last couple of episodes:
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Whenever Carol calls & listens to the voicemail message… they always just play the whole thing. They don’t cut or fast forward or change it. It’s as awkward & weird as it is for her.
It's Bandcamp Friday. Wanna buy my old band's final album? Name your price!
You might also like some of our other music on there!
You might also like some of our other music on there!
Thrillwave, by VR Trainers
9 track album
vrtrainers.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday. Wanna buy my old band's final album? Name your price!
You might also like some of our other music on there!
You might also like some of our other music on there!
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Awwww this is weirdly cute and I’m oddly proud of it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Awwww this is weirdly cute and I’m oddly proud of it
Haven't gotten it, but I could imagine something like "oooh could you help me with me [printer/excel sheet/app idea/game idea/etc]"
Lately in actuality it's been "are you worried about AI replacing your job?" but I feel like that's kinda basically everyone right now 🙃
Lately in actuality it's been "are you worried about AI replacing your job?" but I feel like that's kinda basically everyone right now 🙃
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Haven't gotten it, but I could imagine something like "oooh could you help me with me [printer/excel sheet/app idea/game idea/etc]"
Lately in actuality it's been "are you worried about AI replacing your job?" but I feel like that's kinda basically everyone right now 🙃
Lately in actuality it's been "are you worried about AI replacing your job?" but I feel like that's kinda basically everyone right now 🙃
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational
With dogs and cats folks seem to think that behind the ear scritches are the popular spot but tbh I’ve found gentle scritches in *front* of the ears to get better reactions pretty consistently. Just a little Monday fyi for all y’all, have a wonderful day
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
With dogs and cats folks seem to think that behind the ear scritches are the popular spot but tbh I’ve found gentle scritches in *front* of the ears to get better reactions pretty consistently. Just a little Monday fyi for all y’all, have a wonderful day
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I see this come up a lot so I feel like I should clarify:
Yes, my technique DOES work if you’re using a bicycle, but the guard% is lower so if you whiff you’ll take more damage
Yes, my technique DOES work if you’re using a bicycle, but the guard% is lower so if you whiff you’ll take more damage
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I see this come up a lot so I feel like I should clarify:
Yes, my technique DOES work if you’re using a bicycle, but the guard% is lower so if you whiff you’ll take more damage
Yes, my technique DOES work if you’re using a bicycle, but the guard% is lower so if you whiff you’ll take more damage
Prettyyyyyyy cool 😎
@june.bash.pizza has swears! They've used 143 profanities in their last 960 posts.
🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "hell" (25 times)
🥉 "fuck" (16 times)
🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "hell" (25 times)
🥉 "fuck" (16 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Prettyyyyyyy cool 😎
Me: “my dogs recall isn’t great”
Guy on walk: “do you use a clicker?”
Me: “nah I use verbal reinforcement, I have a hard time with the hand coordination.”
Guy: “I mean, it’s just one button!”
OH THANK GOD I didn’t realize it was just one button THANKS SIR
Guy on walk: “do you use a clicker?”
Me: “nah I use verbal reinforcement, I have a hard time with the hand coordination.”
Guy: “I mean, it’s just one button!”
OH THANK GOD I didn’t realize it was just one button THANKS SIR
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me: “my dogs recall isn’t great”
Guy on walk: “do you use a clicker?”
Me: “nah I use verbal reinforcement, I have a hard time with the hand coordination.”
Guy: “I mean, it’s just one button!”
OH THANK GOD I didn’t realize it was just one button THANKS SIR
Guy on walk: “do you use a clicker?”
Me: “nah I use verbal reinforcement, I have a hard time with the hand coordination.”
Guy: “I mean, it’s just one button!”
OH THANK GOD I didn’t realize it was just one button THANKS SIR
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Pluribus is real good so far!
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Pluribus is real good so far!
I got my master's degree in music and then realized making a living at music is too hard for me. Luckily I'm a nerd and already knew some programming stuff, so I did an online school to learn more and got good at it and now I do it for a living.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I got my master's degree in music and then realized making a living at music is too hard for me. Luckily I'm a nerd and already knew some programming stuff, so I did an online school to learn more and got good at it and now I do it for a living.
Grok said, it must be so: Elon Musk would dominate at both shit-eating AND piss-drinking.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Grok said, it must be so: Elon Musk would dominate at both shit-eating AND piss-drinking.
This is delightful
For something completely different, can I interest you in a story about a prank, 10 years in the making, involving shell scripts and kittens?
www.massicotte.org/blog/ten-yea...
www.massicotte.org/blog/ten-yea...
A Prank Tens Years in the Making
The delightful little mystery involving shell scripts and kittens.
www.massicotte.org
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is delightful
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These gibbering hooligans have accused me of wanting "transgender for everybody" so much I've decided I DO want that!
Two months of free, mandatory cross-sex hormones for every single American to see if they like it
You wanna compromise on trans issues? THAT'S the position I'm starting from now.
Two months of free, mandatory cross-sex hormones for every single American to see if they like it
You wanna compromise on trans issues? THAT'S the position I'm starting from now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
These gibbering hooligans have accused me of wanting "transgender for everybody" so much I've decided I DO want that!
Two months of free, mandatory cross-sex hormones for every single American to see if they like it
You wanna compromise on trans issues? THAT'S the position I'm starting from now.
Two months of free, mandatory cross-sex hormones for every single American to see if they like it
You wanna compromise on trans issues? THAT'S the position I'm starting from now.
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
Helllll yeah!
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Helllll yeah!
FINE I'll play with strudel
![Screenshot of a screen full of strudel code in the Dracula theme
```javascript
setcpm(130/4)
// sound("<bd*2 [hh*3 bd] [sd [oh hh]] bd*2 [oh hh] [bd hh*2] [sd bd] hh*3>*8")
// sound("<hh [hh hh]>*8, <bd [bd,sd]>*4")
// .bank("RolandTR909")
// n("0 1 [4 2] 3*2").sound("casio")
$: note("<b4 e3 c5 a3 g4>*16").sound("supersaw")
// .lpf(slider(100, 100, 2000, 1))
// .vowel("<a e i o>*7")
.lpf(slider(365, 100, 4000, 1))
.adsr(".001:.1:.0:0.1")
// .pianoroll()
$: sound("bd*4")
.bank("RolandTR909")
.lpf(slider(1067, 30, 1200, 1))
$: note("a1*16")
.sound("supersaw")
.lpf(slider(7060, 80, 8000, 1))
.adsr(".001:.1:.0:0.1")
$: note("<e3 e3 a2 c3 c3 g3 g3 g3>*8")
.sound("supersaw")
.lpf(slider(106, 80, 8000, 1))
.adsr(".001:.9:.2:0.1")
.gain(slider(0.36, 0, 1, 0.01))
$: sound("<- hh>*8")
.bank("AkaiLinn")
.gain(0.1)
$: sound("<- cp>*4")
.bank("AkaiLinn")
.gain(0.3)
```](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mutxqegw2ark4celap24h2hx/bafkreibcgdskoutpaqzq6gsxw2rqnwwpfzrckcbfuop6lmikqfuzflnk5q@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
FINE I'll play with strudel