went on a date with a guy from Belarus today. kind of a green flag. more of a red.

top 3 worst years of the year:

3. 2024
2. 2024
1. 2024

why is it called professional escorting when it could be serving cunt

I'm going to crush these Godzilla accusations and I'm willing to stand on anyone who gets in my way.

calling mary 'the virgin mary' as if she didn't later shag joseph is just naming a lady after a thing she used to be.

it's like calling me 'the man june tuesday'

terf vibes

currently not @ capacity to return to my love of video essays but I'll take a moment to talk about how comics rarely utilise their specials as an opportunity to play with the form

AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride.

"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."

if music be the food of love i hope she plays hot to go

telling people if ive had bottom surgery ❌️

calling it schrodinger's puss ✅️

for the past few weeks ive been compiling everything ive ever saved to a phone, usb, or external hard drive since 2005 and it's genuinely the most mortifying shit ive done in my life

has anyone made a list for snarky trans people who used to be big on twitter?

love seeing lots of old comedy hats in one place but would really like to follow a bunch of people who can tell me what's up with nonbinary swimmers in scandanavia

ran out of food on a sunday but i do have one dose left of my abandoned ozempic. can't say i'm proud of this but in a bid to manage my laziness i have decided to eat the ozempic

for sale: many shoes. worn.

Can we reinstate the practise of RT/sharing good posts rather than just “liking” them on here?

That’s what was great about Twitter, when it was great. Vast reach for good, interesting, funny stuff.

glad to be back