Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
@junowillbark.for-a.click
Juno 🐶 - she/her - 30 - London (UK 😞)
MDNI
If you're cis, you owe me money: https://throne.com/juno_dog
DM for signal/discord
pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
MDNI
If you're cis, you owe me money: https://throne.com/juno_dog
DM for signal/discord
pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
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👋 intro time, because cringe is the post-killer
call me Juno
pronouns in bio + "sister" + 🐕
🫀 = 🦌
🧠 = 🐶
I'm needy and anxious, which makes me hilarious
I post about kink, but that's not an invitation
✅ describe me ("you're so...")
🚫 desire me ("I want to...")
owned🪢
👇 bangers + other info 👇
call me Juno
pronouns in bio + "sister" + 🐕
🫀 = 🦌
🧠 = 🐶
I'm needy and anxious, which makes me hilarious
I post about kink, but that's not an invitation
✅ describe me ("you're so...")
🚫 desire me ("I want to...")
owned🪢
👇 bangers + other info 👇
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How do I turn on subtitles IRL
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
How do I turn on subtitles IRL
living my old lady life
January 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
living my old lady life
entering my knickknack era
January 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
entering my knickknack era
whose idea was it to freehand an arch in bright orange paint, I'm dying
doing some diy and now I'm cross-faded on rosé and paint fumes
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 AM
whose idea was it to freehand an arch in bright orange paint, I'm dying
IRLs are tired of me saying shit so I've logged onto sayshit .com
January 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
IRLs are tired of me saying shit so I've logged onto sayshit .com
doing some diy and now I'm cross-faded on rosé and paint fumes
January 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
doing some diy and now I'm cross-faded on rosé and paint fumes
can't talk rn, I'm watching mbmbam animatics in my mind
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
can't talk rn, I'm watching mbmbam animatics in my mind
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Hitler can have a little bit of Czechoslovakia. As a treat.
Trump Eyes Greenland, and Europe Figures Its Best Bet Is a Negotiation
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/w...
Trump Eyes Greenland, and Europe Figures Its Best Bet Is a Negotiation
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Hitler can have a little bit of Czechoslovakia. As a treat.
if I was good at bluesky I wouldn't post my best skeets for months all at once, but I can only post good immediately after being called a good dog while I cum
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 AM
if I was good at bluesky I wouldn't post my best skeets for months all at once, but I can only post good immediately after being called a good dog while I cum
post-skeet clarity
post, skeet, clarity
post skeet: clarity
post, skeet, clarity
post skeet: clarity
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
post-skeet clarity
post, skeet, clarity
post skeet: clarity
post, skeet, clarity
post skeet: clarity
hey babe, I wanna wear you like a N95
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 AM
hey babe, I wanna wear you like a N95
if it's in a field it's LARPing
if it's in a converted warehouse it's promenade theatre
if it's in a converted warehouse it's promenade theatre
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM
if it's in a field it's LARPing
if it's in a converted warehouse it's promenade theatre
if it's in a converted warehouse it's promenade theatre
⭐
hacking my praise kink with a sticker chart
self-improvement is easy
self-improvement is easy
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
⭐
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anyone wanna share a frot-dog?
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
anyone wanna share a frot-dog?
bad news: I am a cold-handed woman
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
bad news: I am a cold-handed woman
this is me, if you even care
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
this is me, if you even care
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hey girl why don't i Alt+Tab over to your place? Make a Ctrl+B move while you Win+L me up and be my Shift+Esc
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
hey girl why don't i Alt+Tab over to your place? Make a Ctrl+B move while you Win+L me up and be my Shift+Esc
standing invitation for any mutuals who want to claim a ".for-a.click" username btw
"for-a.click" was well worth it tho
the .dog TLD is too expensive to justify buying a domain just for bluesky
January 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
standing invitation for any mutuals who want to claim a ".for-a.click" username btw
certified good girl ⭐
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
certified good girl ⭐
rocking up to the office like: "same piss, different mouth! am I right?"
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
rocking up to the office like: "same piss, different mouth! am I right?"
it me
In a pinch, deergirls can be equipped for ranged self defense
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 AM
it me
sisterhood is realizing you are wearing the same tucking panties as the doll on stage
January 8, 2026 at 6:49 AM
sisterhood is realizing you are wearing the same tucking panties as the doll on stage
never ask:
a man his salary
a woman her age
a me why she needs a sharps bin
a man his salary
a woman her age
a me why she needs a sharps bin
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
never ask:
a man his salary
a woman her age
a me why she needs a sharps bin
a man his salary
a woman her age
a me why she needs a sharps bin