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Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
@junowillbark.for-a.click
Juno 🐶 - she/her - 30 - London (UK 😞)
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If you're cis, you owe me money: https://throne.com/juno_dog
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pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
twincest, but it's just so I can gnaw on my own collarbone
January 15, 2026 at 8:50 AM
oh fuck I fixed something else that's above my pay grade, I should not be relied on this much
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
shit kicking boots on, ready for the day
January 14, 2026 at 7:20 AM
who's gonna tell him??
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
living my old lady life
January 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
anyone wanna share a frot-dog?
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
this is me, if you even care
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
buying one of these so I can rage scream about work without annoying my neighbours
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
hacking my praise kink with a sticker chart

self-improvement is easy
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
love my new desk setup, but I wish I could have my bookshelves behind me so I can expose my colleagues to the growing collection of slightly off-putting (mostly trans) literature on them
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
inb4
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
my precious boy 😢
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
wine drubk
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
brb, changing my name to Rigid Grippers
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
sorry, couldn't resist
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
we all start somewhere 🏳️‍⚧️
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
😳
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
re-watching alien resurrections for completely chaste, normal reasons
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my boy was getting freaky in the 50s
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
if bluesky existed in 1929 and Magritte posted this shit, 85% of the comments would just be:

ResistMom88🌊: "This was a question on Trump's dementia test lol"

SirJokeMisser69: "This is literally a pipe though?"

ALiteral12YearOld: "Wow, just say you love to gaslight people!! wtf?!"
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
cat acquired, everything is a little better
goodnight x
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
my orange maestro

I was very impressed until I realised he had activated a demo mode on my piano that I didn't know existed
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
started reading this last night and enjoying it so far, it feels a bit more focused than Cuckoo or even Manhunt
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
face + scent
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM