Cory
@jupiterbrando.bsky.social
Ideas Man. 1st @ RC DC 2024, 2nd @ 2014 MOCS. @jupiterbrando on MTGO and MTGA. co-host of Wide Strike Zone
great format 10/10. if you are unfamiliar with what the Temu Spider-Man cards do rest assured they are all perfectly tuned for a healthy Limited metagame
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
great format 10/10. if you are unfamiliar with what the Temu Spider-Man cards do rest assured they are all perfectly tuned for a healthy Limited metagame
Mister Negative might be the worst Limited design of all time
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Mister Negative might be the worst Limited design of all time
my opponent was quite good. really well played match. but lol
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my opponent was quite good. really well played match. but lol
I always open one box as a treat and I picked a good one
October 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I always open one box as a treat and I picked a good one
another week, another submission that absolutely stunts on other New Yorker Caption Contest submissions but has no chance of winning
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
another week, another submission that absolutely stunts on other New Yorker Caption Contest submissions but has no chance of winning
lol guess which one of these was actually "solved"
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
lol guess which one of these was actually "solved"
compare that to this guy, who kicks ass. simple, powerful, and even conveys a simple lesson about how lifelink works. it's a shame designs like this are an exception and not the rule
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
compare that to this guy, who kicks ass. simple, powerful, and even conveys a simple lesson about how lifelink works. it's a shame designs like this are an exception and not the rule
like look at this shit. Imagine you're a 13-year-old who loves Spiderverse and bought a pack to get into the game, and your rare has about half a dozen keywords that don't even have reminder text
September 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
like look at this shit. Imagine you're a 13-year-old who loves Spiderverse and bought a pack to get into the game, and your rare has about half a dozen keywords that don't even have reminder text
someone in the Mets clubhouse needs to be a leader and say something about this.
September 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
someone in the Mets clubhouse needs to be a leader and say something about this.
one of the reasons EOE feels like such a dud to me is the dissonance between aesthetics and gameplay. Like look at this shit. A dragon so large that a singularity is its eye, with the implicit power of a supernova. It has the same etb as Forge Devil
August 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
one of the reasons EOE feels like such a dud to me is the dissonance between aesthetics and gameplay. Like look at this shit. A dragon so large that a singularity is its eye, with the implicit power of a supernova. It has the same etb as Forge Devil
when it's August of 2025 and the Magic Community finally realizes Agatha's Soul Cauldron is broken
August 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
when it's August of 2025 and the Magic Community finally realizes Agatha's Soul Cauldron is broken
update: trying to claim the FF play booster boxes they allotted to me and the United States is not available as a selectable region. lol. Lmao, even
August 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
update: trying to claim the FF play booster boxes they allotted to me and the United States is not available as a selectable region. lol. Lmao, even
hey kid, you get write-up on trade deadline dynamics done yet?
sure did boss, real fuckin horny just like you asked
sure did boss, real fuckin horny just like you asked
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
hey kid, you get write-up on trade deadline dynamics done yet?
sure did boss, real fuckin horny just like you asked
sure did boss, real fuckin horny just like you asked
not a great sign for the set that this is already one of the worst card designs in recent memory
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
not a great sign for the set that this is already one of the worst card designs in recent memory
who wants to lawyer the fuck up for me.
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
who wants to lawyer the fuck up for me.
picked up 4 wins which apparently qualifies me for the Arena Champs, nice. Deck rocked. Tifa was on my list for high impact Standard Cards during FF spoiler season and she did not disappoint. now to complete my plan: complaining to the Arena Champs rep about my FF collector boxes
July 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
picked up 4 wins which apparently qualifies me for the Arena Champs, nice. Deck rocked. Tifa was on my list for high impact Standard Cards during FF spoiler season and she did not disappoint. now to complete my plan: complaining to the Arena Champs rep about my FF collector boxes
7-0 in Qualifier Weekend Day 1! deck and insights in the next post
July 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
7-0 in Qualifier Weekend Day 1! deck and insights in the next post
they even marked one of my support requests "solved" without giving a response. I am pretty convinced an employee is trying to scam people out of boxes
July 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
they even marked one of my support requests "solved" without giving a response. I am pretty convinced an employee is trying to scam people out of boxes
The redeem link now brings me to this
July 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The redeem link now brings me to this
my account has been based in the United States since I made it. I have not changed it. I have not had this issue before. It is so unfathomable an issue that it feels like they're actively trying to fuck me over, to say nothing of others who might be experiencing the same issue
July 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
my account has been based in the United States since I made it. I have not changed it. I have not had this issue before. It is so unfathomable an issue that it feels like they're actively trying to fuck me over, to say nothing of others who might be experiencing the same issue
who is responsible for this.
June 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
who is responsible for this.