Cory
@jupiterbrando.bsky.social
Ideas Man. 1st @ RC DC 2024, 2nd @ 2014 MOCS. @jupiterbrando on MTGO and MTGA. co-host of Wide Strike Zone
*resets Days Since WotC Made Correct Standard Bans counter to 0*
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*resets Days Since WotC Made Correct Standard Bans counter to 0*
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cannot emphasize this enough: we need to push the mainstream political discourse towards mass prosecution and execution of ice agents
it doesn't really matter if they actually get killed by the state, but we need to build towards a society that widely agrees they *should* have been, morally
it doesn't really matter if they actually get killed by the state, but we need to build towards a society that widely agrees they *should* have been, morally
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
cannot emphasize this enough: we need to push the mainstream political discourse towards mass prosecution and execution of ice agents
it doesn't really matter if they actually get killed by the state, but we need to build towards a society that widely agrees they *should* have been, morally
it doesn't really matter if they actually get killed by the state, but we need to build towards a society that widely agrees they *should* have been, morally
guys like Zuckerberg are so narcissistic that they'll discuss the topic of superintelligence—a level of cognition beyond human understanding—and then suggest they're smarter than it is and can exploit it for money
Yeah dog I’m gonna invest in something that doesn’t sound this bullshit but good job creating the new Tower of Babel or whatever
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
guys like Zuckerberg are so narcissistic that they'll discuss the topic of superintelligence—a level of cognition beyond human understanding—and then suggest they're smarter than it is and can exploit it for money
been playing Yakuza: Like a Dragon and really enjoying it but I can't get over all of my party members sounding like H. Jon Benjamin
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
been playing Yakuza: Like a Dragon and really enjoying it but I can't get over all of my party members sounding like H. Jon Benjamin
"Planter" is a little on the nose for a guy who comes out of nowhere, has Perfect Online Left Opinions and also just happens to have a Nazi tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Planter" is a little on the nose for a guy who comes out of nowhere, has Perfect Online Left Opinions and also just happens to have a Nazi tattoo
ended up with 15 MH3 boxes for about $500 worth of entries. Easy format keep it coming
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ended up with 15 MH3 boxes for about $500 worth of entries. Easy format keep it coming
my opponent was quite good. really well played match. but lol
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my opponent was quite good. really well played match. but lol
the year is 2025. MTGO still doesn't have an SMS feature to let you know when your next round is ready
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
the year is 2025. MTGO still doesn't have an SMS feature to let you know when your next round is ready
finally got me EOE collector boxes!! what a relief. now just need to get the $10k in Final Fantasy product I'm still owed
October 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
finally got me EOE collector boxes!! what a relief. now just need to get the $10k in Final Fantasy product I'm still owed
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The problem is for many people telling someone Shut Up is more concretely antisocial an act than spending your entire life, camouflaged using bloodless wishy washy language & magazine bylines, assembling the case for a state-run femicide.
October 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The problem is for many people telling someone Shut Up is more concretely antisocial an act than spending your entire life, camouflaged using bloodless wishy washy language & magazine bylines, assembling the case for a state-run femicide.
another week, another submission that absolutely stunts on other New Yorker Caption Contest submissions but has no chance of winning
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
another week, another submission that absolutely stunts on other New Yorker Caption Contest submissions but has no chance of winning
lol guess which one of these was actually "solved"
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
lol guess which one of these was actually "solved"
I have now received functional links for my Edge of Eternities play boxes from Arena Direct, and still haven't received an update on my 7 FF Collector Boxes, 10 remaining FF Play Boxes and now 5 EOE Collector Boxes. Weird! Wonder what sort of correlation there might be here
September 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have now received functional links for my Edge of Eternities play boxes from Arena Direct, and still haven't received an update on my 7 FF Collector Boxes, 10 remaining FF Play Boxes and now 5 EOE Collector Boxes. Weird! Wonder what sort of correlation there might be here
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I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
We need to bring back serial cheaters being ostracized from competitive Magic events
September 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We need to bring back serial cheaters being ostracized from competitive Magic events
Wizards of the Coast refusing to pay out Arena Direct prizes to make sure they have enough to award Noah Rabin for cheating at the PT
September 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wizards of the Coast refusing to pay out Arena Direct prizes to make sure they have enough to award Noah Rabin for cheating at the PT
sometimes I'll be having a perfectly fine day and then remember Wizards of the Coast refuses to acknowledge the $10k+ in prizes they still owe me
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
sometimes I'll be having a perfectly fine day and then remember Wizards of the Coast refuses to acknowledge the $10k+ in prizes they still owe me
been busy with work but Wizards has still yet to even respond to me about my 7 FF collector boxes, 10 FF play booster boxes and my 5 EOE collector boxes. Any help is appreciated
September 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
been busy with work but Wizards has still yet to even respond to me about my 7 FF collector boxes, 10 FF play booster boxes and my 5 EOE collector boxes. Any help is appreciated
one of the biggest self-owns with Spider-Man is that Wizards selected a property designed to appeal to younger and more casual players, but continued to cram the set full of complex cards that create an enormous barrier to entry, invalidating the entire point
September 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
one of the biggest self-owns with Spider-Man is that Wizards selected a property designed to appeal to younger and more casual players, but continued to cram the set full of complex cards that create an enormous barrier to entry, invalidating the entire point
I personally put a hex on Spider-Man to be a huge flop as punishment for Wizards still screwing me out of my Arena Direct Prizes (7 FF Collector Boxes, 10 FF Play Boxes and 5 EOE Collector Boxes fyi)
September 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I personally put a hex on Spider-Man to be a huge flop as punishment for Wizards still screwing me out of my Arena Direct Prizes (7 FF Collector Boxes, 10 FF Play Boxes and 5 EOE Collector Boxes fyi)
just got my EOE Play Booster Boxes delivered from the 1st run of them. however, still not even an update on my EOE Collector Booster Boxes despite placing the order for them weeks earlier. also still no update on my Final Fantasy product. Weird how that works @caylen.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
just got my EOE Play Booster Boxes delivered from the 1st run of them. however, still not even an update on my EOE Collector Booster Boxes despite placing the order for them weeks earlier. also still no update on my Final Fantasy product. Weird how that works @caylen.bsky.social
Beat the final boss of Act 2 of Silksong. I have learned that getting to Act 3 requires doing a bunch of busy work. I'm good. Final rating 5/10
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Beat the final boss of Act 2 of Silksong. I have learned that getting to Act 3 requires doing a bunch of busy work. I'm good. Final rating 5/10
still no word on my FF boxes. I also haven't received my EOE collector boxes and they seem to have shorted me on a play booster box. Lol. Lmao, even
September 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
still no word on my FF boxes. I also haven't received my EOE collector boxes and they seem to have shorted me on a play booster box. Lol. Lmao, even