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Hi! she/her (gender) it/its (identity) im 20 and an autistic border collie
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
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In a just world smiling friends would've gotten the shittiest licensed game you've ever seen on the ds
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In a just world smiling friends would've gotten the shittiest licensed game you've ever seen on the ds
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Want to experience more dog-themed gender euphoria? Simply swap the word taught for trained! For instance;
"I was taught how to use python" (Bland, boring, makes it seem like you aren't being rewarded with treats)
"I was trained how to use python" (Awesome, pawggers, you're earning treats)
"I was taught how to use python" (Bland, boring, makes it seem like you aren't being rewarded with treats)
"I was trained how to use python" (Awesome, pawggers, you're earning treats)
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Want to experience more dog-themed gender euphoria? Simply swap the word taught for trained! For instance;
"I was taught how to use python" (Bland, boring, makes it seem like you aren't being rewarded with treats)
"I was trained how to use python" (Awesome, pawggers, you're earning treats)
"I was taught how to use python" (Bland, boring, makes it seem like you aren't being rewarded with treats)
"I was trained how to use python" (Awesome, pawggers, you're earning treats)
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im bisexual which means if you ask me what my sexuality is i say im gay but if you ask me a few more times i give in and shamefully admit that im bisexual
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
im bisexual which means if you ask me what my sexuality is i say im gay but if you ask me a few more times i give in and shamefully admit that im bisexual
eating video game
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
eating video game
i would like it a lot if someone genuinely asked the donut stacking question to me i would really like to be desired at all
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i would like it a lot if someone genuinely asked the donut stacking question to me i would really like to be desired at all
im like if everybody loved a dog
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
im like if everybody loved a dog
im like if everybody hated a dog
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
im like if everybody hated a dog
im so annoyed i keep meeting beautiful women in my dreams and theyre NOT REAL!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
im so annoyed i keep meeting beautiful women in my dreams and theyre NOT REAL!!!!!
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reminded me of one of this scientific illustration where the human is like "get a load of this guy"
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
reminded me of one of this scientific illustration where the human is like "get a load of this guy"
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"please look at the wiiu gamepad"
a cartoon drawing of a pink circle with a black hole in the middle of its eyes
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a pink circle with a black hole in the middle of its eyes
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"please look at the wiiu gamepad"
getting annoyingly fucking attracted to the idea of being a tradwife its annoying me
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
getting annoyingly fucking attracted to the idea of being a tradwife its annoying me
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id be into drinking from titties if they put zero caffeine zero sugar ginger ale in there !!!!
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
id be into drinking from titties if they put zero caffeine zero sugar ginger ale in there !!!!
see my problem is i cant raise issues i have with companies up to city hall thats just not a thing i can do
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
see my problem is i cant raise issues i have with companies up to city hall thats just not a thing i can do
voted #1 most parasocial by all the people who secretly hate me
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
voted #1 most parasocial by all the people who secretly hate me
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thanks for the support trending - World. now can the trending - solar system like this post please
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
thanks for the support trending - World. now can the trending - solar system like this post please
thanks for the support trends - Brasil
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
thanks for the support trends - Brasil
how to marry beautiful man and take his last name
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
how to marry beautiful man and take his last name
how to get everyone on bluesky to like me and be in love with me
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
how to get everyone on bluesky to like me and be in love with me
quite frankly when do i get my trad transmasc husband who wears a hat and suit and comes back from work in his cool looking 50's car that was affordable for our income and he kisses me on the cheek and calls me sweetheart while i am wearing a very modest dress and staring whimsically into our garden
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
quite frankly when do i get my trad transmasc husband who wears a hat and suit and comes back from work in his cool looking 50's car that was affordable for our income and he kisses me on the cheek and calls me sweetheart while i am wearing a very modest dress and staring whimsically into our garden
I love Linux! I say as she beats me senseless
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I love Linux! I say as she beats me senseless
id be really hot as a tradwife just sayin
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
id be really hot as a tradwife just sayin
which Linux distro makes me the more insufferable kind of transgender i want that one, alternatively which is the most dogcoded i want that one too
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
which Linux distro makes me the more insufferable kind of transgender i want that one, alternatively which is the most dogcoded i want that one too
saw a beautiful transgender today (as they all are)
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
saw a beautiful transgender today (as they all are)