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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · Sep 1

🍂🍁 #promosky 🍁🍂
Let's be mutuals if you:

🧔‍♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor

Let's be friends 💚

Stardew Valley custom OC that I made with a character that looks like me, shirtless with a beard, wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, with a sign that says "STARJooP VALLEY" in Stardew Valley's art style, with OC yellow junimo wearing pixel shades, a green junimo carrying a dead blue junimo, and a grey junimo drinking a large beer and smoking a cigarette

Me, backwards hatted up with a decent beard, holding a beer

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

It's Monday. Again.

a kangaroo is standing in front of a body of water and looking up at the sky .

Alt: a kangaroo is standing in front of a body of water and looking up at the sky . Pounding his lil roo chest

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d

I, too, stream in part because I have a mustache

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d

I'm thinking the Doctor Robotnik...

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d

When I shave it all, I tend to wolverine it up, then chops and stache, then usually some kinda mustache, Chaplin, next thing i know, I have one eyebrow...

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d

Are you for or against beards? Why or why not?

I'm debating shaving mine off or growing even more.

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 3d

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d

I'm stuck at work

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d

Depends on the friends. I'm more of a fiber friend 💚 we need some calcium friends and maybe some healthy trans fats to keep us level...

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 4d

Killing press is a war crime, by the way. Never once mentioned that in your article.

CNN might as well be Fox News...

They killed innocent civilians *let's ask what their defense minister has to say*

How about call them war criminals like the rest of the world's media?

CNN @cnn.com · 4d

French photojournalist Antoni Lallican was killed by a drone in Ukraine on Friday, according to his employer and French President Emmanuel Macron.

French journalist killed by drone in Ukraine, photo agency says | CNN

French photojournalist Antoni Lallican was killed by a drone in Ukraine on Friday, according to his employer and French President Emmanuel Macron.

www.cnn.com

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 4d

What bothers me about this meme is that this isn't Astel Naturalborn of the Void (NoV).

This is actually Astel Stars of Darkness (SoD).

When you fight Astel NoV, the area is starlit and galaxy-esque.

When fighting Astel SoD, you are in a cave.

This meme is actually trash.

Check your kids' Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide Astel Naturalborn of the Void in my kids' snickers. With an image of an unwrapped snickers with Elden Ring's Astel Stars of Darkness inside the snickers bar.

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 4d

Life be lifing

A space marine glowing sprayed with the electric blue blood of a slain tyranid holding his knife with text overlaid that reads, "heavy is the crab that ran the goon"

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Rafael "Tedward" Cruz is the reason Lauren Boebert is no longer a sex worker.

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

You're watching Sinners? I would've never guessed you'd like that movie.

There have been like literally zero signs.

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Fit check for my napalm era

A small child wearing a blue floral dress and white under clothes with a princess pointed cap riding a white unicorn with text overlaid that reads, "me if you care"

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Try blinking in morse code

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

I'm going to shave, but keep my mustache like this

A spider with a woman's head building a web on her front steps in front of a man in a tuxedo with text pointing to both saying, "girls when fall hits" and "their boyfriends"

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Don't even get me started on Cracker Barrel

2 panels with a bunny looking at an IHOP and saying, "That's a stupid sign, you don't hop, you've never hopped. Lying little restaurant with your bullshit sign fuck you"

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Highly recommend this

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Charleszard 🔥 @theyeetforce.from.software · 6d

Works every time

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

I wish I was special

A resuscitation dummy with text overlaid that reads, "how it feels getting head from a radio"

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Autism: my favorite season

"Feeling strange, Mr Bond? That's because I've laced your drink with Tylenol. You have autism now." With a screenshot from Casino Royale of Le Chiffre in a black on black tuxedo with stacks of chips on front of him

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Lee Harvey Oswald took his shot at JFK from the 6th floor window of the book depository because he knew there would be no witnesses.

If that tells you anything about Texas.

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 6d

Ah, memories...

a man says on all levels except physical that he is a wolf

Alt: a man says, "On all levels except physical that i am a wolf" and then yips at an empty ocean

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 7d

As a man learning at 35 years old that processed meats destroy your prostate...

Hormel out here doing more damage than pegging.

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 8d

At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box