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⛧ samy ⛧

@probablymilhouse.bsky.social

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you, Sarah!! 🫶

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 5h

My aunt and uncle had a descented one when I was a kid 🙃 they found him alone on the highway as a baby. I can’t recall why he couldn’t be released but they ended up keeping him!

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 8h

Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.
Bouncing up and down again.

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10h

Thank ya, thank ya!! 😁

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10h

Little late but your girl has made it 9 months without pulling out any hair 🙂‍↕️

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 11h

I should probably eat something but absolutely nothing sounds appetizing right now so maybe I’ll starve instead idk

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 1d

everybody's got that one pair of pants that they have

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𝄞࿐₊⊹ 𝐬𝐲𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 ت @sydneyy.smokes.lol · 13h

pick a new soldier, god. i’m tired

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Thrillhouse Ghouling @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · 19h

Wanna know something TRULY frightening about me?

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14h

Simply because she’s a blonde haired, blue eyed white woman 🙃

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14h

Better fucking not be 🫠

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14h

I’m already stoked to see all the pictures!! 🤩 (Just no civil war ones like the dream please)

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🎃꒦ꄲꀘ꒤ꋊꉣ꒒ꋬꌦꇙ👻 @vokunplays.collects.games · 14h

*harmonica noises intensifying*

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spooky w .𖥔🦇 ݁ ˖🌙⋆. @hotcheetoyo.bsky.social · 15h

I’ll be real, I assume people who either a) stay silent about their political views or b) are very vague about their political views are just right wing & cowardly about being perceived as such

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 15h

Three random things about me:

1. I’ve been bitten by a skunk
2. I’ve almost fallen off of one of those spinning swing rides
3. I’m distantly related to a living ex-US president (the one they threw shoes at)

Étienne Cabana @cabanabanana.bsky.social · 19h

Three random things about me:

1. I have syndactyly on both foot, same toes.
2. I was raised by my grandmother and aunts for the first 6 months of my life.
3. I have 5 scars that required stitches or staples

Kathryn Creepy Shroom 🍄🦇 @dekaye.bsky.social · 20h

Three random things about me:

1. I have 2 degrees and a certificate
2. I met Scooby Doo when I was 8 after winning a contest.
3. I rarely measure ingredients, but I'm an excellent cook.

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[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄‍🟫🍂🌙✨ @mercurialaries.bsky.social · 16h

no i slept great why do you ask

Veep

Selena laying in bed with two black eyes after having work done

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17h

The pride of saying "yes" when someone asks "have you shopped with us before?" Witness my loyalty, lay coupons at my feet

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 16h

What will it take for regular people to understand that if they refuse to stand up against fascism they will not be spared? Fascism is a serial killer with no restrictions on who it targets.