Dr. Mxyzptlk, ESQ
@jurassicphantasm.bsky.social
Five Guys at Freddie's
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Five Guys at Freddie's
"Yes, we are great apes." - the only species capable of naming any aspect of itself with language
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Yes, we are great apes." - the only species capable of naming any aspect of itself with language
Yeah, I'm a feminist. I watch Ms. Mojo.
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yeah, I'm a feminist. I watch Ms. Mojo.
Say "eh" to drugs
September 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Say "eh" to drugs
Who the hell is Evan Gellian?
August 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Who the hell is Evan Gellian?
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We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
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Florida brings in over $127 billion a year from tourism, nearly 8% of its economy and it relies on your vacation dollars. Just like the Tesla boycott, withhold your money. Don’t fund cruelty.
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Florida brings in over $127 billion a year from tourism, nearly 8% of its economy and it relies on your vacation dollars. Just like the Tesla boycott, withhold your money. Don’t fund cruelty.
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Sorry for the typo “Alligator Auschwitz”.
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry for the typo “Alligator Auschwitz”.
I think Chris Pratt should play Zelda, idk
June 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think Chris Pratt should play Zelda, idk
Short John Silver's
May 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Short John Silver's
The cool thing about DoorDash is you spend 3x menu price, and then an order they say will be a 20 minute delivery actually takes an hour and a half.
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The cool thing about DoorDash is you spend 3x menu price, and then an order they say will be a 20 minute delivery actually takes an hour and a half.
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Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm
April 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm
I'm sorry, you did WHAT last summer?
April 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm sorry, you did WHAT last summer?
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Best cast announcement for Avengers: Doomsday?
March 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Best cast announcement for Avengers: Doomsday?
I am once again asking America to replace the term "March Madness" with "The Spring Crazies."
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am once again asking America to replace the term "March Madness" with "The Spring Crazies."
Donald Trump can't grown a beard, I assume.
March 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Donald Trump can't grown a beard, I assume.
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They cut away, but I caught Adrien Brody's gum
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They cut away, but I caught Adrien Brody's gum
More like honeydon'ts, am I right
February 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
More like honeydon'ts, am I right
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"M, I think we're gonna need some backup..."
"It'sh already redy here."
Pull back to reveal OLD BOND, Sean Connery CGI face replacement. He smirks, it's hideous.
"And I brought shome friendsh."
The Bond multiverse spills onto the battlefield.
FROG BOND ribbits.
Beam Fight.
"It'sh already redy here."
Pull back to reveal OLD BOND, Sean Connery CGI face replacement. He smirks, it's hideous.
"And I brought shome friendsh."
The Bond multiverse spills onto the battlefield.
FROG BOND ribbits.
Beam Fight.
February 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"M, I think we're gonna need some backup..."
"It'sh already redy here."
Pull back to reveal OLD BOND, Sean Connery CGI face replacement. He smirks, it's hideous.
"And I brought shome friendsh."
The Bond multiverse spills onto the battlefield.
FROG BOND ribbits.
Beam Fight.
"It'sh already redy here."
Pull back to reveal OLD BOND, Sean Connery CGI face replacement. He smirks, it's hideous.
"And I brought shome friendsh."
The Bond multiverse spills onto the battlefield.
FROG BOND ribbits.
Beam Fight.
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It's pretty incredible how no ear buds stay in my ears.
February 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's pretty incredible how no ear buds stay in my ears.
Musk saying unelected government employees should be held accountable is pretty rich.
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Musk saying unelected government employees should be held accountable is pretty rich.
Americans really voted for a guy who thinks if he places high enough tariffs on Canada they will decide to become the 51st State.
February 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Americans really voted for a guy who thinks if he places high enough tariffs on Canada they will decide to become the 51st State.
Ginger is orange, but ginger ale is green? Please explain??
February 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ginger is orange, but ginger ale is green? Please explain??
My toxic trait is that I like reaction videos.
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My toxic trait is that I like reaction videos.