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justin
@jurfo.bsky.social
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High school history teacher. curmudgeon.

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re: Chuck Schumer
Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Why does Tim Kaine look like he's been sniffing glue?
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane after he sniffed glue Tim Kaine
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I'd like to circle back to this, @schumer.senate.gov
It's time to take a long look in the mirror and step down.
Newspaper headline reads: Chuck Schumer warned Biden he’d be ‘one of the darkest figures’ in US history if Trump won, wept after urging prez to drop out
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Can you hear me in the back?
Fenster being interrogated I SAID HE'LL FLIP YOU. FLIP YA FOR REAL.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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DICK PUSSY PROFESSIONAL SHITKICKER
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I’m sorry I’m Disney-pilled, but every time I see Tuberville I just think Potatoland
Mickey, Goofy, and Donald standing outside the gates of an amusement park called Potatoland. For those who haven’t seen it, Goofy always drove past the sign for Idaho that said “land of potatoes” and thought it was an amusement park. It was his lifelong dream to visit Potatoland so he made Mickey and Donald take him, but when they arrived they realized Goofy’s mistake. Not wanting Goofy to be sad, they stayed up all night and built an amusement park out of mud, but it started melting and so they had to confess to Goofy that Potatoland isn’t a real place and that they made it for him. Also, Mickey and Donald did a lot of fighting over who would operate the rides and who would hang out with Goofy. It was a classic episode.
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jurfo.bsky.social
Post you from a different era
A younger me precariously perched on the top of a sign at the entrance to a beach. The sign reads “please carry out everything you carry in”
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The “Nothing to see here” fireworks factory exploding scene from The Naked Gun (the good one). Trump is just standing there passively.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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RFK was like:
Oh, I can just run! Tim Robinson hauling ass
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I’m not a mathematician, but that’s like 400 pounds per person.
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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That jury deliberation is getting heated
12 Angry Men “you don’t really mean you’ll throw a sandwich at me, do you?”
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Staten Island should be part of New Jersey. They’d be happier over there, we’d be happier with them over there.
Map of the border between NY and NJ. The border on the map zig zags around Staten Island to include it in NY, when it naturally should be part of Jersey. We don’t fucking want it anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Holy shit he’s gonna do it
Donald Trump holding a baseball bat, imitating the scene from The Untouchables where Al Capone beats a man to death at a conference table
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I can’t believe with all the sandwich memes I haven’t seen any Flight of the Conchords posts.
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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If Taffy Lee Fubbins isn't the Best Baby of the Year, I'll kill myself on live TV.
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I never studied philosophy, but I think there's a major flaw in this logic.
The answers AI gives are only as good as the prompts we give it. Those who use AI well are thus trained to gain wisdom.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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*Nancy with a gun* is extremely my shit. It is hands down my favorite part of each season. But this struck me as a step too far. The trailer presents it as Michael Scott’s analysis of Die Hard, Nancy gone from normal person in a fucked up situation to ass-kicking super soldier.
Nancy with a revolver Nancy with a 9mm Nancy with a shotgun Nancy with an M-16
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Hard to choose just one in such a good year for music.
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I'm screaming in rage.
"I voted for him because I didn't think Kamala should have been included in the race. She wasn't in it from the beginning; she was thrown in at the last minute when Biden decided to step down. She wasn't the people's choice from the start." Kent Brockman editorializing on the news, "I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy simply doesn't work."
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Mom: You have to eat your broccoli, it's good for you. Mom: Here comes the airplane!
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Waited with @alexwinter.com and Keanu Reeves for two hours and that mfer didn’t show.

The show was great!
The outside of the theater for Waiting for Godot Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves on stage after the show.
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I want to thank Republican fearmongering for always reminding me there’s an election coming and letting me know who to vote for.
Fearmongering mailer slandering a local candidate for district attorney as “more extreme than Mamdani” and claiming she wants to give dangerous criminals “art classes instead of jail?…”
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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These blocklists really make Bluesky a much more enjoyable experience. I don’t even have to know these accounts exist, much less block them myself.
The alleged White House bluesky account has been auto blocked by the “Transphobes and homophobes” blocklist
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Thaddeus Stevens perfectly captures the current moment, from 175 years in the past.

From Thaddeus Stevens, by Bruce Levine
Least of all would Stevens "reproach the South." On the contrary, he said, "I honor her courage and fidelity," because "even in a bad, a wicked cause, she shows a united front. All her sons are faithful to the cause of human bondage," all accept it as "their cause." Unfortunately, he lamented, "the North - the poor, timid, mercenary, driveling North - has no such united defenders of her cause, although it is the cause of human liberty." Shamefully, "even her own great men have turned her accusers," Stevens observed, clearly referring to Stephen A. Douglas, Daniel Webster, and their ilk. The North and its cause were "the victim of low ambition - an ambition which prefers self to country, personal aggrandizement to the high cause of human liberty. She is offered up a sacrifice to propitiate southern tyranny - to conciliate southern treason.'
October 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM