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Do the children know about underscores?
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It's the weekend, #akron! And, it's Akron Marathon race day! We've got your #brunch @jillysmusicroom.bsky.social! 11A-3P. Come! Bring your friends! Fill up your bellies! Gluten free scratch kitchen. Runners, staff & volunteers - show us your race creds for 20% off your check!
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's the weekend, #akron! And, it's Akron Marathon race day! We've got your #brunch @jillysmusicroom.bsky.social! 11A-3P. Come! Bring your friends! Fill up your bellies! Gluten free scratch kitchen. Runners, staff & volunteers - show us your race creds for 20% off your check!
This year at #sandwichcon at #defcon33, we added a category for Worst Sandwich. Submissions are only finalized if a bite is taken from the sandwich. Here are the final entries. #dc33 #defconiscancelled
August 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This year at #sandwichcon at #defcon33, we added a category for Worst Sandwich. Submissions are only finalized if a bite is taken from the sandwich. Here are the final entries. #dc33 #defconiscancelled
“Here is a ChatGPT summary of the scientific findings.”
I’m gonna stop you right there.
I’m gonna stop you right there.
May 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“Here is a ChatGPT summary of the scientific findings.”
I’m gonna stop you right there.
I’m gonna stop you right there.
Are there other awards at derbies? Because Final Gambit is the prettiest Kentucky Derby horse.
May 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Are there other awards at derbies? Because Final Gambit is the prettiest Kentucky Derby horse.
April 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My new work boots come with positive affirmations!
April 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My new work boots come with positive affirmations!
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LEGEND OF ZELDA (Movie, 2027): A mute asexual twink tries to find some important triangles
March 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
LEGEND OF ZELDA (Movie, 2027): A mute asexual twink tries to find some important triangles
Scream singing “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit while we drive home from Costco like the responsible tax paying adults we are.
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Scream singing “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit while we drive home from Costco like the responsible tax paying adults we are.
Kegs and Eggs? IN THIS ECONOMY??
March 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Kegs and Eggs? IN THIS ECONOMY??
Goal is to finish this before my copy of Everything is Tuberculosis arrives. THE CLOCK IS TICKING. #booksky @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Goal is to finish this before my copy of Everything is Tuberculosis arrives. THE CLOCK IS TICKING. #booksky @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
At a children’s birthday party at a roller rink and they brought out a… boulder of cotton candy at 8:30pm. These people hate parents and want them to suffer.
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
At a children’s birthday party at a roller rink and they brought out a… boulder of cotton candy at 8:30pm. These people hate parents and want them to suffer.
Gentle reminder that search engine AI is not to be trusted for accuracy. It is conflating Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and Foxtrot Delta Tango.
March 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Gentle reminder that search engine AI is not to be trusted for accuracy. It is conflating Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and Foxtrot Delta Tango.
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why did they show the same label twice
March 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
why did they show the same label twice
JD Vance heard we were all really into ankles after the Luigi photo set dropped. Swing and a miss, James.
February 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
JD Vance heard we were all really into ankles after the Luigi photo set dropped. Swing and a miss, James.
I have it on good authority that bees recognize royalty.
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have it on good authority that bees recognize royalty.
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This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently Severance is a thriller?
I haven’t seen a single fire extinguisher or emergency exit sign. This isn’t a thriller, this is simply irresponsible!
I haven’t seen a single fire extinguisher or emergency exit sign. This isn’t a thriller, this is simply irresponsible!
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Apparently Severance is a thriller?
I haven’t seen a single fire extinguisher or emergency exit sign. This isn’t a thriller, this is simply irresponsible!
I haven’t seen a single fire extinguisher or emergency exit sign. This isn’t a thriller, this is simply irresponsible!
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him
'pasteurized?' he said, 'No, just up to your neck'
These are the jokes the government wants to take away from you!
'pasteurized?' he said, 'No, just up to your neck'
These are the jokes the government wants to take away from you!
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him
'pasteurized?' he said, 'No, just up to your neck'
These are the jokes the government wants to take away from you!
'pasteurized?' he said, 'No, just up to your neck'
These are the jokes the government wants to take away from you!
Just me and this bottle of s’more flavored coffee creamer against the world.
February 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just me and this bottle of s’more flavored coffee creamer against the world.