Papi Pastrami
@justakarp.bsky.social
He/Him
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
evanlaudel.com
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
evanlaudel.com
Ninajirachi - I Want to F*ck My Computer
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ninajirachi - I Want to F*ck My Computer
I'm a great listener, but retaining is very specific to me.
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm a great listener, but retaining is very specific to me.
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
The number of times the cable boxes have pulled through has passed the number of cables i have. I cant be mad at the concept anymore
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The number of times the cable boxes have pulled through has passed the number of cables i have. I cant be mad at the concept anymore
I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
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How many times am i technically allowed to watch the Danny Carey play Pneuma live?
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How many times am i technically allowed to watch the Danny Carey play Pneuma live?
I'm a DJ for fucks sake and I only know 1 of those
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm a DJ for fucks sake and I only know 1 of those
You know it was a long, food fueled weekend when im absent-mindedly reaching for the bidet knob at work... guess ill keep my sticky ass
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You know it was a long, food fueled weekend when im absent-mindedly reaching for the bidet knob at work... guess ill keep my sticky ass
Please make this happen so i never have to speak to these losers who cry for help when their shit dont work. Guess who comes to help. My poor ass. Guess its ignored
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Please make this happen so i never have to speak to these losers who cry for help when their shit dont work. Guess who comes to help. My poor ass. Guess its ignored
If a banana gets to $10 ill name my next kid Lucille
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If a banana gets to $10 ill name my next kid Lucille
I want a random news story of prof farnsworth hitting us with "Good News" and it cuts to tr*mp cracking and bending from boneitis
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want a random news story of prof farnsworth hitting us with "Good News" and it cuts to tr*mp cracking and bending from boneitis
if you guys wanna feel like a teenager again: i just paid for BK lunch with exact change...
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
if you guys wanna feel like a teenager again: i just paid for BK lunch with exact change...
If superheroes are trying to hide their identity, How come none of them just wore baggy clothes and pretended to be the opposite gender?
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If superheroes are trying to hide their identity, How come none of them just wore baggy clothes and pretended to be the opposite gender?
A full circle moment happens tonight.
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A full circle moment happens tonight.
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
Just played drums with a band for the first time in.... shut up... that long
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just played drums with a band for the first time in.... shut up... that long
I'm so hard listening to Nate Smith talk about how drum machines influenced his playing, especially Dilla, while demonstrating
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm so hard listening to Nate Smith talk about how drum machines influenced his playing, especially Dilla, while demonstrating
LBJohnson was pretty concerned, and dealth with ball room
“There’s never been a president that was good at ballrooms.”
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
LBJohnson was pretty concerned, and dealth with ball room
Get his ass, Floor!
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Get his ass, Floor!
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My life, by Matt Tarpley
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My life, by Matt Tarpley
Remember when teachers said don't cite wikipedia, that information can be fake..
Well nOw WhAt Mrs. MURPHY!
Well nOw WhAt Mrs. MURPHY!
Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.
October 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Remember when teachers said don't cite wikipedia, that information can be fake..
Well nOw WhAt Mrs. MURPHY!
Well nOw WhAt Mrs. MURPHY!
I just won employee of the quarter for my whole work system of like 900 employees...
Convincing myself, that's not a big deal cause it's just work.
Now my wife is making sure i hear the affirmations again and again. She's the best
Convincing myself, that's not a big deal cause it's just work.
Now my wife is making sure i hear the affirmations again and again. She's the best
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I just won employee of the quarter for my whole work system of like 900 employees...
Convincing myself, that's not a big deal cause it's just work.
Now my wife is making sure i hear the affirmations again and again. She's the best
Convincing myself, that's not a big deal cause it's just work.
Now my wife is making sure i hear the affirmations again and again. She's the best