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Dawn
@justanotherdawn.bsky.social
Breathe in, breathe out. Never look down
I'll stand in for Starmer. My physical feebleness makes it look like a fair fight against the orange fucker, but takes no account of the power of pent up inner rage. You can film it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I always think so.
What are you doing up at this hour? You're usually an early to bed woman.
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Neither was I inspired by The Stranglers to make him a chicken dinner.
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It is. I am not known for excessive length.
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I can't think who's going to wear those bunny ears now.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Bloody hell. I'm going to have to ban him from his own computer.
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
It's not on on Fridays, so you're safe.
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Sorry about lovely Monty. Its being the right decision doesn't make it any easier.
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
He's a smear of shit. I didn't install the app on this tablet, and it kept crashing on my phone, so I left deactivating on my to-do list way too long. Anyway, it's done now, so I don't need to see that stupid Nazi X on my phone screen.
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me too. Found myself replying to someone to that effect (haven't used it for ages, etc) and thought well, that's fucking stupid. Just get rid.
January 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Don't buy everything in Wilko, eh.
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Let us know what you do there. DD lives there now, and when we visit we don't get much further than John Lewis. Mr D is very excited that there's still a Wilko there, and by the time we've done both I am knackered.
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
To be fair, Mr D only watches the old ones because of the possibility of sexual deviancy. This episode evidently didn't cut the mustard.
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Brilliant. She'll hardly notice, assuming she moves into another house.
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Actually, coaxing awake an ancient device that knows my Twitter password so that I can finally delete the damn thing properly was work enough for the both of us. Poor thing had to endure a million updates for a start, while I tripped around to Bananarama and friends.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
When I say 'doing the Double Dutch', what I actually mean is half-heartedly lifting my knees a couple of times and sinking onto the sofa. I'm sixty, you know.
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I think I might be too used to other adults being unable to read the tiny typeface on my phone. Perhaps I should put it away. Their eyes look younger than Mr D's.
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Bloke next to me has popcorn. Sheesh. I hate the smell of popcorn. Eat crisps like a normal person.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Then you have your answer.
I know, that's easy to say. I haven't deleted my Shitter account yet, and I don't post there or read it any more, but there are people who haven't made the switch who I still miss.
January 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM