Skye 🔞
@justbluskye.bsky.social
*37 year old dork who likes to crochet
*She/her
*Horror and smut reader/enjoyer/ creator
Am trans and SW inclusive and try very hard to be safe for all except for unsafe people.
https://msha.ke/bluskye
*She/her
*Horror and smut reader/enjoyer/ creator
Am trans and SW inclusive and try very hard to be safe for all except for unsafe people.
https://msha.ke/bluskye
...I see no reason the January sixth treason should ever be forgot.
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
...I see no reason the January sixth treason should ever be forgot.
When it happens, I'm pulling my kid from school for a fun day out.
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
When it happens, I'm pulling my kid from school for a fun day out.
When it happens, I am going to have a small glad of my favorite cocktail in celebration. I haven't had a drink ( by choice not necessity) in over 15 years.
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
When it happens, I am going to have a small glad of my favorite cocktail in celebration. I haven't had a drink ( by choice not necessity) in over 15 years.
When it happens, I want it to be live so I can see it happen before they cut away or edit it out of existence.
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
When it happens, I want it to be live so I can see it happen before they cut away or edit it out of existence.
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
When he asks me to talk dirty to him. 😈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
When he asks me to talk dirty to him. 😈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈
Holding myself back from considering the fact that it's a full moon AND the strongest part of my time of the month because (laugh all you want, Satan knows my husband and I do) things, coincidentally, actually seem to happen when I ask the universe for things.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Holding myself back from considering the fact that it's a full moon AND the strongest part of my time of the month because (laugh all you want, Satan knows my husband and I do) things, coincidentally, actually seem to happen when I ask the universe for things.
Reposted by Skye 🔞
“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law.”
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
Can the President Be Indicted? A Long-Hidden Legal Memo Says Yes (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law.”
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
And I'm sure words like "penis", "prostate", and "erectile dysfunction" go by completely unseen by the censors that be. 🙄
Women's health information is increasingly being censored by anti-adult filters, which tag words like "vagina" as porn.
This isn't a new issue, but in an increasingly age-gated internet world, it's about to get a lot worse.
www.forbes.com/sites/gerist...
This isn't a new issue, but in an increasingly age-gated internet world, it's about to get a lot worse.
www.forbes.com/sites/gerist...
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And I'm sure words like "penis", "prostate", and "erectile dysfunction" go by completely unseen by the censors that be. 🙄
Benefit of zombie decor, even when it's broken, it still works. ☠️😜
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Benefit of zombie decor, even when it's broken, it still works. ☠️😜
ALMOST done. And you know it's a Skye original because every piece is JUST SLIGHTLY wrong, making it cute, but...off. ☠️😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ALMOST done. And you know it's a Skye original because every piece is JUST SLIGHTLY wrong, making it cute, but...off. ☠️😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well. It finally happened. I was finally forced to watch K Pop Demon Hunters.
Merry crisis!
Merry crisis!
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is wearing a headband and the man is smiling .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is wearing a headband and the man is smiling .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well. It finally happened. I was finally forced to watch K Pop Demon Hunters.
Merry crisis!
Merry crisis!
I find it amusing when I'm trying to read the synopsis of a book I recently read trying to remember what I read because I honestly forgot reading it, and the first sentence of the pre-description blurb is "an unforgettable story ...".
Birch! I'm literally here because I FORGOT!!!!
Birch! I'm literally here because I FORGOT!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I find it amusing when I'm trying to read the synopsis of a book I recently read trying to remember what I read because I honestly forgot reading it, and the first sentence of the pre-description blurb is "an unforgettable story ...".
Birch! I'm literally here because I FORGOT!!!!
Birch! I'm literally here because I FORGOT!!!!
If I had to read this ..
☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I had to read this ..
☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
Oh, fuck! Something sexy. Right. Ummmmmmm...
Quiet piggy! Bend over and take my strap like a good boy.
I know it's big. You can take it.
There you go.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Something like that. I dunno.
Quiet piggy! Bend over and take my strap like a good boy.
I know it's big. You can take it.
There you go.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Something like that. I dunno.
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh, fuck! Something sexy. Right. Ummmmmmm...
Quiet piggy! Bend over and take my strap like a good boy.
I know it's big. You can take it.
There you go.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Something like that. I dunno.
Quiet piggy! Bend over and take my strap like a good boy.
I know it's big. You can take it.
There you go.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Something like that. I dunno.
Praying for early menopause to destroy at least one method of patriarchal control
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Praying for early menopause to destroy at least one method of patriarchal control
Monster fucker hurt/comfort scene but the monster is the one trying to comfort the human and fumbling through it because they don't understand human pain/illness.
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Monster fucker hurt/comfort scene but the monster is the one trying to comfort the human and fumbling through it because they don't understand human pain/illness.
Crying because I'm not here right now! 😭😭😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Crying because I'm not here right now! 😭😭😭😭😭
I'm in my 30s and I'm still not sure if I'm gender fluid, or I just never female profile because gender is just a construct.
I did often wish I had a dick, but usually that was because I had to pee at an inconvenient time. 😜
I did often wish I had a dick, but usually that was because I had to pee at an inconvenient time. 😜
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm in my 30s and I'm still not sure if I'm gender fluid, or I just never female profile because gender is just a construct.
I did often wish I had a dick, but usually that was because I had to pee at an inconvenient time. 😜
I did often wish I had a dick, but usually that was because I had to pee at an inconvenient time. 😜
Migraine all day no medication would touch. Ate a greasy burger, fries drenched in cheese, and a few sips of creme soda and it was fine within minutes.
Fuck all the doctors telling me to eat healthier for my migraines!
Fuck all the doctors telling me to eat healthier for my migraines!
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Migraine all day no medication would touch. Ate a greasy burger, fries drenched in cheese, and a few sips of creme soda and it was fine within minutes.
Fuck all the doctors telling me to eat healthier for my migraines!
Fuck all the doctors telling me to eat healthier for my migraines!
Turd got us BOTH in trouble!
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Turd got us BOTH in trouble!
I'm at the point where I'm sabotaging my own business because I don't want to make enough money to pay taxes to fund all this mother fucking bullshit.
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm at the point where I'm sabotaging my own business because I don't want to make enough money to pay taxes to fund all this mother fucking bullshit.
Low spoon but hungry veggie experiment #2: was good on its own, though I did also add jalapeno ranch. BUT ALSO! If you have prep energy, add 2-3 eggs, cheese, and seasoning, wrap, cook, and save 4-6 (I used smaller tortillas I think) breakfast burritos from this one bag to eat/save.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Low spoon but hungry veggie experiment #2: was good on its own, though I did also add jalapeno ranch. BUT ALSO! If you have prep energy, add 2-3 eggs, cheese, and seasoning, wrap, cook, and save 4-6 (I used smaller tortillas I think) breakfast burritos from this one bag to eat/save.
Do you shower just so you can crochet when you know it's going to someone else, or are you normal? 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Do you shower just so you can crochet when you know it's going to someone else, or are you normal? 🤣
Convince me that I didn't need to make these for my kink dungeon!
Thud Bud & Love Lug Flail– Crochet Weapon Pattern PDF Pattern Digital Download (pillow/plushie) - Etsy share.google/3lgwgSC0ZDEf...
Thud Bud & Love Lug Flail– Crochet Weapon Pattern PDF Pattern Digital Download (pillow/plushie) - Etsy share.google/3lgwgSC0ZDEf...
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November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Convince me that I didn't need to make these for my kink dungeon!
Thud Bud & Love Lug Flail– Crochet Weapon Pattern PDF Pattern Digital Download (pillow/plushie) - Etsy share.google/3lgwgSC0ZDEf...
Thud Bud & Love Lug Flail– Crochet Weapon Pattern PDF Pattern Digital Download (pillow/plushie) - Etsy share.google/3lgwgSC0ZDEf...