Just Bulky - FUCK ICE
@justbulky.bsky.social
Family Motto: 'Non grave, sed inhabile', 'It's not heavy, it's just bulky'.
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
he/him
inches/ounces
FUCK ICE
Mpls/Roseville/St. Paul proud
FUCK ICE AGAIN
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
he/him
inches/ounces
FUCK ICE
Mpls/Roseville/St. Paul proud
FUCK ICE AGAIN
That French fry is that part of Maplewood that juts down.
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
That French fry is that part of Maplewood that juts down.
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a man in a blue shirt is holding a knife in his hands
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is holding a knife in his hands
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February 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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I bought my wife one last year. It's been in its box for over a year. We aren't a book family, but I need to assemble this or I am going to die.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I bought my wife one last year. It's been in its box for over a year. We aren't a book family, but I need to assemble this or I am going to die.
With Gilligan. The Skipper too. The Millionaire...and his wife. The Movie Star. The Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle!
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
With Gilligan. The Skipper too. The Millionaire...and his wife. The Movie Star. The Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle!
Classic Spelling.
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Classic Spelling.
lol. Some people can say you, bro. That's pretty awesome.
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
lol. Some people can say you, bro. That's pretty awesome.
Buddy, Stuf, Dancer, Moose and Boychick? What's not to love about these fun-lovin' guys from....turns page.
San Pedro?
Ugh.
San Pedro?
Ugh.
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Buddy, Stuf, Dancer, Moose and Boychick? What's not to love about these fun-lovin' guys from....turns page.
San Pedro?
Ugh.
San Pedro?
Ugh.
And by "the hook" you mean "his penis".
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
And by "the hook" you mean "his penis".
Very sorry for your loss, Jeff.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Very sorry for your loss, Jeff.
He's gonna break the dick off of that statue and they're going to glue it on upside down and Pam Bondi's mom's going to notice because it's her favorite part.
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
He's gonna break the dick off of that statue and they're going to glue it on upside down and Pam Bondi's mom's going to notice because it's her favorite part.
100% Fuck Cancer. Goddammit.
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
100% Fuck Cancer. Goddammit.
Last year's colonoscopy, I had 2 polyps in what's left of my colon, ALREADY. I'm a polyp-growing machine.
Long story short, GET YOUR COLONOSCOPIES.
and RIP, James. I'm sorry this happened.
Long story short, GET YOUR COLONOSCOPIES.
and RIP, James. I'm sorry this happened.
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Last year's colonoscopy, I had 2 polyps in what's left of my colon, ALREADY. I'm a polyp-growing machine.
Long story short, GET YOUR COLONOSCOPIES.
and RIP, James. I'm sorry this happened.
Long story short, GET YOUR COLONOSCOPIES.
and RIP, James. I'm sorry this happened.
A little bit of maintenance chemo and a few CAT scans and I got the all-clear in Nov of '25.
By the age of 46, I initially had 12 polyps in my colon, and the average person, over the course of their lives, have 10. 1 one was cancerous and 2 were pre-cancerous.
By the age of 46, I initially had 12 polyps in my colon, and the average person, over the course of their lives, have 10. 1 one was cancerous and 2 were pre-cancerous.
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
A little bit of maintenance chemo and a few CAT scans and I got the all-clear in Nov of '25.
By the age of 46, I initially had 12 polyps in my colon, and the average person, over the course of their lives, have 10. 1 one was cancerous and 2 were pre-cancerous.
By the age of 46, I initially had 12 polyps in my colon, and the average person, over the course of their lives, have 10. 1 one was cancerous and 2 were pre-cancerous.
I'm going to pop in and say that at 46, I got mine, and 100% glad I did. Diagnosed and treated for colon cancer. Got lucky and they were able to cut it out of me. Colon doc says they're detecting it in younger and younger people. 40 is the new 45.
GET THE COLONOSCOPY. PLEASE.
It's not that bad.
GET THE COLONOSCOPY. PLEASE.
It's not that bad.
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I'm going to pop in and say that at 46, I got mine, and 100% glad I did. Diagnosed and treated for colon cancer. Got lucky and they were able to cut it out of me. Colon doc says they're detecting it in younger and younger people. 40 is the new 45.
GET THE COLONOSCOPY. PLEASE.
It's not that bad.
GET THE COLONOSCOPY. PLEASE.
It's not that bad.
She's transitioning it to a Star Trek Fanfic show called the James T. Kirk show.
Fingers crossed (into a Vulcan nerve pinch).
Fingers crossed (into a Vulcan nerve pinch).
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
She's transitioning it to a Star Trek Fanfic show called the James T. Kirk show.
Fingers crossed (into a Vulcan nerve pinch).
Fingers crossed (into a Vulcan nerve pinch).