Just Bulky - FUCK ICE
@justbulky.bsky.social
Family Motto: 'Non grave, sed inhabile', 'It's not heavy, it's just bulky'.
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
he/him
inches/ounces
FUCK ICE
Mpls/Roseville/St. Paul proud
FUCK ICE AGAIN
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
he/him
inches/ounces
FUCK ICE
Mpls/Roseville/St. Paul proud
FUCK ICE AGAIN
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People's submissions for plow truck naming contests are bad and they should be ashamed, a thread. 🧵(1/4)
Fuck Neil. I've said it before and I'll say it again. That fucker owes me $50 because I bought into his bullshit books and wasn't able to return any of them.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu, Neil!!!!!! I hope you read this and develop floaters in your eyes.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu, Neil!!!!!! I hope you read this and develop floaters in your eyes.
ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fuck Neil. I've said it before and I'll say it again. That fucker owes me $50 because I bought into his bullshit books and wasn't able to return any of them.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu, Neil!!!!!! I hope you read this and develop floaters in your eyes.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu, Neil!!!!!! I hope you read this and develop floaters in your eyes.
People's submissions for plow truck naming contests are bad and they should be ashamed, a thread. 🧵(1/4)
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
People's submissions for plow truck naming contests are bad and they should be ashamed, a thread. 🧵(1/4)
The Playbook (part 2). We are all District 5:
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The Playbook (part 2). We are all District 5:
The Playbook:
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The Playbook:
Reposted by Just Bulky - FUCK ICE
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
They keep on licking those boots in this cold weather, their tongues are going to get stuck, Flick-style.
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
They keep on licking those boots in this cold weather, their tongues are going to get stuck, Flick-style.
You sound dumb talking about sports.
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
You sound dumb talking about sports.
Hey, Neil Gaiman!
Fuck you, you piece of shit! I still think you owe me, like, $50 because Audible wouldn't let me return the audiobooks I bought and then you turned out to be a skeevy sex creep.
Fuck you, Neil! It's been a while since I told you this, you inbred.
Fuck you, you piece of shit! I still think you owe me, like, $50 because Audible wouldn't let me return the audiobooks I bought and then you turned out to be a skeevy sex creep.
Fuck you, Neil! It's been a while since I told you this, you inbred.
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Hey, Neil Gaiman!
Fuck you, you piece of shit! I still think you owe me, like, $50 because Audible wouldn't let me return the audiobooks I bought and then you turned out to be a skeevy sex creep.
Fuck you, Neil! It's been a while since I told you this, you inbred.
Fuck you, you piece of shit! I still think you owe me, like, $50 because Audible wouldn't let me return the audiobooks I bought and then you turned out to be a skeevy sex creep.
Fuck you, Neil! It's been a while since I told you this, you inbred.
Why aren't people slashing ICE tires? Why aren't they collectively gathering around their vehicles, distracting and one or two people randomly slashes sidewalls? #fuckICE #SLASHTIRES
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Why aren't people slashing ICE tires? Why aren't they collectively gathering around their vehicles, distracting and one or two people randomly slashes sidewalls? #fuckICE #SLASHTIRES
Scott Adams died?
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Scott Adams died?
Is it too much to ask for a Santa with a hook for a hand?
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is it too much to ask for a Santa with a hook for a hand?
Regarding exploding arrows in the mid-80s, there is no positive correlation between The Dukes of Hazzard and Rambo regarding deaths. Rambo accounts for 100% of the lethality, while the Duke boys account for 100% of the exploded farm infrastructure.
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Regarding exploding arrows in the mid-80s, there is no positive correlation between The Dukes of Hazzard and Rambo regarding deaths. Rambo accounts for 100% of the lethality, while the Duke boys account for 100% of the exploded farm infrastructure.
A kids fantasy movie where 5 preteen friends go to a toy store, get things like Hulk Hands, a fairy wand, space laser gun, ninja set and a forest ranger set, and they give the kids that buy them the actual powers. The mall they visit gets taken over by space aliens and they need to save it.
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A kids fantasy movie where 5 preteen friends go to a toy store, get things like Hulk Hands, a fairy wand, space laser gun, ninja set and a forest ranger set, and they give the kids that buy them the actual powers. The mall they visit gets taken over by space aliens and they need to save it.
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study : ScienceAlert share.google/EDh7fGzFhtFH...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
share.google
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This one hurts.
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This one hurts.
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
Tonight, we're going to find out another kind of horrible Trump will be.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tonight, we're going to find out another kind of horrible Trump will be.
Happy Birthday to the original DVD!!!
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Happy Birthday to the original DVD!!!
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
More. Give us more. Bring 'em all down.
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
More. Give us more. Bring 'em all down.
Cookie Dough with Chunks of Ice Cream in it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cookie Dough with Chunks of Ice Cream in it.
Pooping. Guy gets into stall next to me to poop. Clearly nothing happens with him. He proceeds to wipe .... nothing. Then flushes nothing.
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pooping. Guy gets into stall next to me to poop. Clearly nothing happens with him. He proceeds to wipe .... nothing. Then flushes nothing.
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
RFK Jr, Circa 2285
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
RFK Jr, Circa 2285
RFK Jr. is a proponent of Global Worming.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
RFK Jr. is a proponent of Global Worming.
And remember; spay and neuter your presidents.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
And remember; spay and neuter your presidents.
Ok.
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ok.
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.