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@justdrewit.bsky.social
The IT guy
+1 for the gerrymandered microphone 😂❤️. I wish I could vote for you. But the GOP says I already do so there is hope 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
+1 for the gerrymandered microphone 😂❤️. I wish I could vote for you. But the GOP says I already do so there is hope 🫠
Probably should have shared them in a Signal chat. Am I Right?
two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Probably should have shared them in a Signal chat. Am I Right?
That’s the point… Covid worked out well for them.
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
That’s the point… Covid worked out well for them.
When azure.microsoft.com/en-us/pricin... can tell me how much it this crap actually costs *maybe* I will *start* to believe that.
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azure.microsoft.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
When azure.microsoft.com/en-us/pricin... can tell me how much it this crap actually costs *maybe* I will *start* to believe that.
“Extra comma-nisum,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rules”
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“Extra comma-nisum,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rules”
They literally just want people to distrust the government. No matter who’s in power. They want to destroy the country, or they are so fucking dumb they think that will make them richer without destroying the country that actually makes them rich.. fucking morons. The lot of’em.
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
They literally just want people to distrust the government. No matter who’s in power. They want to destroy the country, or they are so fucking dumb they think that will make them richer without destroying the country that actually makes them rich.. fucking morons. The lot of’em.
Whaaaaat?!? no way!
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Whaaaaat?!? no way!
I mean *you’re* not wrong.
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I mean *you’re* not wrong.
I can’t even upvote this more then once and they are worried about me voting 100’s of times…
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I can’t even upvote this more then once and they are worried about me voting 100’s of times…
Do Mad Libs still exist? Because we are in dire need of a Trump-Epstein edition posthaste.
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Do Mad Libs still exist? Because we are in dire need of a Trump-Epstein edition posthaste.
Eat my ass.
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Eat my ass.
*shakes fist* 😀
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
*shakes fist* 😀
lol “health card”
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February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
lol “health card”
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Wait… what?
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Wait… what?
There’s probably something here… I just can’t right now.
Internet. Do your thing.
Internet. Do your thing.
a man in a cowboy hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt in front of a brick wall .
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt in front of a brick wall .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
There’s probably something here… I just can’t right now.
Internet. Do your thing.
Internet. Do your thing.
When your stomach no longer has the space for your anger and bigotry…
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
When your stomach no longer has the space for your anger and bigotry…
Queue the donation emails.
“The Demonrats are trying to deport your favorite First Lady…”
“The Demonrats are trying to deport your favorite First Lady…”
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Queue the donation emails.
“The Demonrats are trying to deport your favorite First Lady…”
“The Demonrats are trying to deport your favorite First Lady…”
Nah the syphilis got his brain years ago. He doesn’t know who those people are.
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Nah the syphilis got his brain years ago. He doesn’t know who those people are.
Then she got hit with a sack of burgers. Or something… Right? RIGHT?
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Then she got hit with a sack of burgers. Or something… Right? RIGHT?
Right? We should have to do shit here, we already did the shit that’s the whole point of laws and government. Why do we need to call our representatives to beg them not to break constitutional law? Why should we worry that this will stand and if enacted? Because we are a failed state. That’s why.
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Right? We should have to do shit here, we already did the shit that’s the whole point of laws and government. Why do we need to call our representatives to beg them not to break constitutional law? Why should we worry that this will stand and if enacted? Because we are a failed state. That’s why.
“Where’s my Roy Cohn”
*suit jacket gets tugged”
“Dad?”
*suit jacket gets tugged”
“Dad?”
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
“Where’s my Roy Cohn”
*suit jacket gets tugged”
“Dad?”
*suit jacket gets tugged”
“Dad?”
Plot twist, the worm eats so much that RFK begins to be considered the parasite in the relationship.
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Plot twist, the worm eats so much that RFK begins to be considered the parasite in the relationship.