Justin Eisinger
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Justin Eisinger
@justineisinger.bsky.social
Co-Author THEY CALLED US ENEMY & IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI | New series HOW’D THEY MAKE THAT?! coming 2026 | Rep: @dzhyde.bsky.social @hillnadell.bsky.social | Opinions are my own 🗣👐
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Porterhouse is done with the judge’s shit
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Omg get all the way bent
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Found a brand-new pair of Stance socks in my closet that I bought years ago at Ross for $5.99. Now other folks are selling them on eBay for $50.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fortunate to have gotten this great photo at Genghis Con in Cleveland.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s beginning to look a bit like Christmas.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think about this a lot.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I bought one of these Kirkland signature fleece lined jackets for $27 to wear to the gym and walk the dogs, and not only is it the best $27 I’ve spent, it might be the best jacket I’ve ever bought.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Add a whole other Wu-Tang Clan’s worth of seats and let’s call it a party.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Five years ago, Jason Sudeikis liked a tweet I made about Ted Lasso.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
First we hit the skatepark, then we play darts. Wednesday night skate remains undefeated.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In light of the news about Angoulême here’s a photo I took there in 2020 just before the world shut down.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pretty good comics haul from the Genghis Con show today in Cleveland.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hung with the Cleveland comics community last night at Superelectric Pinball for the Genghis Con pre-party. It snowed 2” while we were there!
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Back in February
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Annual reminder
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Lazy tree
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Happy to see IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI on this best books of the year list from @bookriot.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And two high capacity magazines. Wtf you gonna do with those, pal?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Damn
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Found this guy in the backyard woods one day.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I call this one “look sharp”
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Kenneth!
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think about this book and its concept almost daily...

"The series is set in 2076, a time after 'the cloud has burst', revealing everyone's secrets. As a result, there is no more Internet, and people are excessively guarded about their identity, to the point of appearing only masked in public."
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM