Justin Dangermmmmq Kynd
@justinkynd.bsky.social
I believe that each experience and every human story is necessary to teach society what it needs to live a unified harmonious life integrating science, philosophy, and religion.
3D Naked Crisco Twister:
Only for the advanced. Monkey grip highly recommended. Banned by OSHA because, no, we will not add fucking railings. Stop before reaching P. Diddy levels of lubricant. If you could drown a small animal, that's too much. Ease it back, Bob. It's Crisco, not syrup.
Only for the advanced. Monkey grip highly recommended. Banned by OSHA because, no, we will not add fucking railings. Stop before reaching P. Diddy levels of lubricant. If you could drown a small animal, that's too much. Ease it back, Bob. It's Crisco, not syrup.
September 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
3D Naked Crisco Twister:
Only for the advanced. Monkey grip highly recommended. Banned by OSHA because, no, we will not add fucking railings. Stop before reaching P. Diddy levels of lubricant. If you could drown a small animal, that's too much. Ease it back, Bob. It's Crisco, not syrup.
Only for the advanced. Monkey grip highly recommended. Banned by OSHA because, no, we will not add fucking railings. Stop before reaching P. Diddy levels of lubricant. If you could drown a small animal, that's too much. Ease it back, Bob. It's Crisco, not syrup.
At no point in history have we seen precisely how incompetent the oligarchs who run this society truly are.
March 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At no point in history have we seen precisely how incompetent the oligarchs who run this society truly are.
One of the most telling things about the American education system is that it prioritizes obedience over critical thinking.
Honestly, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about the agenda of those who control this?
Honestly, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about the agenda of those who control this?
March 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
One of the most telling things about the American education system is that it prioritizes obedience over critical thinking.
Honestly, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about the agenda of those who control this?
Honestly, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about the agenda of those who control this?
"Who actually NEEDS a gallon of soda?"
"A camel preparing for interstellar travel?"
"A camel preparing for interstellar travel?"
March 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"Who actually NEEDS a gallon of soda?"
"A camel preparing for interstellar travel?"
"A camel preparing for interstellar travel?"
Neurotypicals design their world for neurotypicals and they treat you like a problem instead of a person when you do not fit.
March 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Neurotypicals design their world for neurotypicals and they treat you like a problem instead of a person when you do not fit.
Any time I can get AI to swear is a good day.
March 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Any time I can get AI to swear is a good day.
Blue ice cave! 😁
March 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Blue ice cave! 😁
Current emotional status:
March 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Current emotional status:
Dear Spidey, I wrote but you still ain't callin'...
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dear Spidey, I wrote but you still ain't callin'...
I tell stories so that I can pretend that, for however briefly, the universe cares about me.
March 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I tell stories so that I can pretend that, for however briefly, the universe cares about me.
If police and cop mean the same thing can you police a feel?
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If police and cop mean the same thing can you police a feel?
Nine won Juan?
March 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Nine won Juan?
These read like stereo instructions.
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
These read like stereo instructions.
It's weird when your only celebrity hookup is R.Kelley...
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's weird when your only celebrity hookup is R.Kelley...
"Thank you for saving me, Spider Apologist!"
"Don't thank me, thank our glorious owners by whose grace all things are possible!"
"Don't thank me, thank our glorious owners by whose grace all things are possible!"
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Thank you for saving me, Spider Apologist!"
"Don't thank me, thank our glorious owners by whose grace all things are possible!"
"Don't thank me, thank our glorious owners by whose grace all things are possible!"
Th: "You robbed every bank in town!"
H: Well... I am a criminal.
Th: "And the Ugg boots with a skirt?"
H: Don't make me repeat myself.
H: Well... I am a criminal.
Th: "And the Ugg boots with a skirt?"
H: Don't make me repeat myself.
February 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Th: "You robbed every bank in town!"
H: Well... I am a criminal.
Th: "And the Ugg boots with a skirt?"
H: Don't make me repeat myself.
H: Well... I am a criminal.
Th: "And the Ugg boots with a skirt?"
H: Don't make me repeat myself.
I just want to point out that white people have regularly given Morgan Freeman a different last name in his films, despite being the reason his last name is...
Freeman.
Freeman.
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I just want to point out that white people have regularly given Morgan Freeman a different last name in his films, despite being the reason his last name is...
Freeman.
Freeman.
"But, Oh Great Forge, when I looked back at the times of my greatest pain, there was only a single set of footprints in the sand!"
"So, you're saying all of your times of greatest pain were on a beach? I'm going to recommend avoiding beaches, then. Clearly, they give you issues."
"So, you're saying all of your times of greatest pain were on a beach? I'm going to recommend avoiding beaches, then. Clearly, they give you issues."
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"But, Oh Great Forge, when I looked back at the times of my greatest pain, there was only a single set of footprints in the sand!"
"So, you're saying all of your times of greatest pain were on a beach? I'm going to recommend avoiding beaches, then. Clearly, they give you issues."
"So, you're saying all of your times of greatest pain were on a beach? I'm going to recommend avoiding beaches, then. Clearly, they give you issues."
A while back I found myself posting various "<whoever> for President!" posts on people that I appreciated socials. Then I realized I just wanted some to find someone... Anyone? in government who shared my values.
Truth, Love, Justice, Kindness, Humility, Responsibility, and Respect.
It's not hard.
Truth, Love, Justice, Kindness, Humility, Responsibility, and Respect.
It's not hard.
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A while back I found myself posting various "<whoever> for President!" posts on people that I appreciated socials. Then I realized I just wanted some to find someone... Anyone? in government who shared my values.
Truth, Love, Justice, Kindness, Humility, Responsibility, and Respect.
It's not hard.
Truth, Love, Justice, Kindness, Humility, Responsibility, and Respect.
It's not hard.
People ask me how I clean the ball pit. Well... it visits the downstairs bathroom.
February 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
People ask me how I clean the ball pit. Well... it visits the downstairs bathroom.
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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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December 14, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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