Justin R. Cutler
@justinrcutler.bsky.social
Minion of cats (with an engineering day job)
The cat you are trying to annoy is not in service. Please hang up and try annoying her sister instead.
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The cat you are trying to annoy is not in service. Please hang up and try annoying her sister instead.
As I lie in bed with a migraine, my cats are reminding me that they are ridiculously photogenic.
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As I lie in bed with a migraine, my cats are reminding me that they are ridiculously photogenic.
I’m not allowed to move.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m not allowed to move.
Abby is occasionally ridiculously photogenic.
(She stayed in this position for almost half an hour while also purring loudly.)
(She stayed in this position for almost half an hour while also purring loudly.)
August 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Abby is occasionally ridiculously photogenic.
(She stayed in this position for almost half an hour while also purring loudly.)
(She stayed in this position for almost half an hour while also purring loudly.)
They may be litter mates, but they do have distinct personalities.
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They may be litter mates, but they do have distinct personalities.
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Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
These two spent most of the day chasing each other around the house.
August 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These two spent most of the day chasing each other around the house.
Today marks the 2 year "gotcha day" for Abby and Cassandra.
Two years ago today, I brought these two sisters home (from Small Miracles Cat and Dog Rescue).
Two years ago today, I brought these two sisters home (from Small Miracles Cat and Dog Rescue).
June 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today marks the 2 year "gotcha day" for Abby and Cassandra.
Two years ago today, I brought these two sisters home (from Small Miracles Cat and Dog Rescue).
Two years ago today, I brought these two sisters home (from Small Miracles Cat and Dog Rescue).
虇
(Unicode can seem very threatening...)
(Unicode can seem very threatening...)
May 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
虇
(Unicode can seem very threatening...)
(Unicode can seem very threatening...)
If there is ever an Olympic napping competition, my money is on Cassandra.
April 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If there is ever an Olympic napping competition, my money is on Cassandra.
I just woke up because of a very loud rumbling noise…
Once Abby realized I was awake, she got up to head butt me a few times. (This is how she shows affection.)
Once Abby realized I was awake, she got up to head butt me a few times. (This is how she shows affection.)
March 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I just woke up because of a very loud rumbling noise…
Once Abby realized I was awake, she got up to head butt me a few times. (This is how she shows affection.)
Once Abby realized I was awake, she got up to head butt me a few times. (This is how she shows affection.)
If you had told me a decade ago that the US would be "disappearing" people to an El Salvadoran prison without benefit of trials (or criminal charges) against federal court orders, I would have laughed at the absurdity.
I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing.
March 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you had told me a decade ago that the US would be "disappearing" people to an El Salvadoran prison without benefit of trials (or criminal charges) against federal court orders, I would have laughed at the absurdity.
I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing.
If Tesla survives as an automobile manufacturer, I predict that, like Volkswagen, their dealerships will not feature photos of their founder (for the same reason).
March 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If Tesla survives as an automobile manufacturer, I predict that, like Volkswagen, their dealerships will not feature photos of their founder (for the same reason).
Reposted by Justin R. Cutler
It's true. A picture is worth a thousand words...
(Said words appear to start with "What the fuck?!" and likely include some musings on dementia and/or tertiary syphilis.)
(Said words appear to start with "What the fuck?!" and likely include some musings on dementia and/or tertiary syphilis.)
March 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's true. A picture is worth a thousand words...
(Said words appear to start with "What the fuck?!" and likely include some musings on dementia and/or tertiary syphilis.)
(Said words appear to start with "What the fuck?!" and likely include some musings on dementia and/or tertiary syphilis.)
"Only an idiot fights a trade war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a trade war on twelve fronts."
(With apologies to @straczynski.bsky.social...)
(With apologies to @straczynski.bsky.social...)
February 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Only an idiot fights a trade war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a trade war on twelve fronts."
(With apologies to @straczynski.bsky.social...)
(With apologies to @straczynski.bsky.social...)
I have been informed (by both cats) that I am a bad human for getting home so late.
February 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I have been informed (by both cats) that I am a bad human for getting home so late.
A conversation with a manager just over 6 years ago:
"I received a complaint that you called one of your coworkers 'stupid' in a meeting..."
"I received a complaint that you called one of your coworkers 'stupid' in a meeting..."
January 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A conversation with a manager just over 6 years ago:
"I received a complaint that you called one of your coworkers 'stupid' in a meeting..."
"I received a complaint that you called one of your coworkers 'stupid' in a meeting..."
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
One of my cats (Abby) has been annoyed with me all day.
There's snow falling outside, and she doesn't understand why she isn't allowed to go outside and kill it.
There's snow falling outside, and she doesn't understand why she isn't allowed to go outside and kill it.
January 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
One of my cats (Abby) has been annoyed with me all day.
There's snow falling outside, and she doesn't understand why she isn't allowed to go outside and kill it.
There's snow falling outside, and she doesn't understand why she isn't allowed to go outside and kill it.
Reposted by Justin R. Cutler
Ann Telnaes, an editorial cartoonist with The Washington Post since 2008, announced this evening she's quitting the paper after this cartoon was killed. It depicts media and tech billionaires, including WaPo owner Jeff Bezos.
Her full statement here: anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Her full statement here: anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
January 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ann Telnaes, an editorial cartoonist with The Washington Post since 2008, announced this evening she's quitting the paper after this cartoon was killed. It depicts media and tech billionaires, including WaPo owner Jeff Bezos.
Her full statement here: anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Her full statement here: anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
The cats seem to share my feelings about 2025.
January 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The cats seem to share my feelings about 2025.
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So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
Reposted by Justin R. Cutler
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues