A long time ago, things were getting pretty serious between me and my SO. I was planning on proposing, and after a quiet homemade lunch and setting up for a movie night, I steeled myself to pop the question.

I've been tormenting my hubs by reading him these and it is bringing me LIFE

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The only way you genuinely believe Kirk never harmed anyone is if you're cis, white, and think human rights are an academic exercise.

I’m 41. In my life, every single professed value of the right has turned out to be a bad faith lie they said to amass power: small government? ICE raids & book bans. Free market? Kleptocracy & mercantilist tariffs. Free speech? Arresting protesters and firing professors. It was always a lie.

The fact that you took the time to ask was plenty of help 💙 Thank you