Oh, is that why Harper has gotten so much white on her face in the couple of years I've owned her then 😂

Me: 😱😡🤬🤬🤬

All this for a 45 minute flight mind you.

I love them, but also, I wanna cuddle that doggo so badly

Like, not only did they swap Iowa State vs Oklahoma State with each other repeatedly, but they also called us Kansas and, worst of all, the HAWKEYES (shudder)

Lots of dead air/awkward pauses too. Maybe they had an off day, but it felt this game was forgotten about with all the rivalry games today 🫤

Don’t get me wrong I like men ok like cats, there’s cats that are cute and friendly and charming but they are not and will never be in my house pissing on my bed and destroying everything I own, cats and men: excellent for other people.

Recent Google photos highlight of my girl being adorable (something here does not belong 😂)

Clearly they have not known a comfort in their entire lives.

The way I CACKLED

Ma'am, it's 10 PM, and you don't live here. Mind your biscuits.

There's space for cars but not all these fucking cans??? (and remembering to drag them around would be a pain) I'm just so bewildered and say something like, "oh it doesn't really bother me I guess," and she then says we keep them looking nice...

Like uuuh, no? They're always here in their nice little designated spot since there's a dozen bins out there? She must think it looks tacky or something because she's just like, "That would drive me crazy! Don't you have an alley or something out back?"