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These potatoes are too much
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February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
god that reminds me of a load bearing comment I had once where if I removed the comment it wouldn't run properly but if it was there (even if the contents were changed) it was fine so I changed thr comment to read "I dunno why but it breaks if you get rid of this comment so don't do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
February 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
what's left unsaid is he managed to pack 18 months of research in 2 months, the implication being bigfoot taught him the secret of time travel
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
that's not tim it's some seekrit other thing where the m has an extra bit on it
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
love 2 continvoucly morge
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I was never clear on what species this thing is but it's not this guy is it?
February 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
run counter ops, start tweeting about "what's up with all these people saying it's good to stay hydrated. you'd have to pay me to voluntarily consume a beverage. gross!"
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
lbr the fact that he tried to trademark "chili crisp" should have told you all you needed to know about his product
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Slack sent me a message that the next version (on windows) would require win11 and I was all "you can pry my win10 install from my cold, dead hands"
February 16, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Is there really a situation where you need a luggage rack where one will not be readily available? Hotel rooms have them. At home, you can use a table or a bed. In which case, you're paying for the privilege of lugging extra weight around?
February 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
to be fair, it doesn't say "most important" so I don't think choosing one is that big a deal?
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
compilations can be kinda hit or miss, but this volume of this series is just banger after banger
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I literally have her name muted, but I still get so much use out of this bsky.app/profile/juv3...
wish she brianna wu-ldn't
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
grinding Kevin's mom for the rare drop

youtu.be/itlADpmmeeE
Full On Kevin's Mom
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February 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
this is arguably (don't @ me actual historians) just Tudor England

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_o...
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 AM
i'm mostly indifferent to bad chocolate but I'm a sucker for dark chocolate over caramel
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
birdland is good btw birdland.camp
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
eh feels like ANY is an exaggeration here, unless you've deeply poisoned your own recommendations

for example there's a game called "Birdland" but if you search for it in an incognito/private window you just get results for the weather report song

www.youtube.com/results?sear...
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
by dry do you mean uncooked/crunchy or cooked but not put in soup?
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hugs
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
someone needs to reverse wormtongue them "no wait, go with that thought, because you know what the man *really* won't let you have is a free & equitable society where everyone has healthcare and basic income"
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM