Jennifer Worrell
@jworrellwrites.bsky.social
Author. Library and cat fan. Seeking perfect egg roll. Consciously untwittered.
Found in: As It Ought to Be, Quail Bell, Ink Foundry, To L.A. With Love, Hooghly Review, West England Bylines, NECKSNAP, Broken Antler Magazine; more. linktr.ee/JenniferWorrell
Found in: As It Ought to Be, Quail Bell, Ink Foundry, To L.A. With Love, Hooghly Review, West England Bylines, NECKSNAP, Broken Antler Magazine; more. linktr.ee/JenniferWorrell
Well now I've seen everything.
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Well now I've seen everything.
Now I've heard there was a lazy cat
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Now I've heard there was a lazy cat
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. IS DELICACY
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. IS DELICACY
Oh hey, applause for Mayor Johnson.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Oh hey, applause for Mayor Johnson.
This year's off to an ominous start
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
This year's off to an ominous start
When you want to re-enact that scene from Candyman, there's Temu 😍
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When you want to re-enact that scene from Candyman, there's Temu 😍
Oh now that's low
December 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Oh now that's low
So despite the looming spectre of Death that hangs over us all, I baked
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So despite the looming spectre of Death that hangs over us all, I baked
Um
Two questions for Mr. Richards
Two questions for Mr. Richards
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Um
Two questions for Mr. Richards
Two questions for Mr. Richards
How many "go fuck yourself"s does it take to hurt the feelings of a passive-aggressive-ass people-pleasing Temu-therapist bot?
A-one, A-tahoo, A-three.
Three.
A-one, A-tahoo, A-three.
Three.
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How many "go fuck yourself"s does it take to hurt the feelings of a passive-aggressive-ass people-pleasing Temu-therapist bot?
A-one, A-tahoo, A-three.
Three.
A-one, A-tahoo, A-three.
Three.
A *call*? No.
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A *call*? No.
Hey all! My e-book is 50% off now through Jan. 1, 2026.
#sale #ebooks #suspense #crime #readmorebooks
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
#sale #ebooks #suspense #crime #readmorebooks
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hey all! My e-book is 50% off now through Jan. 1, 2026.
#sale #ebooks #suspense #crime #readmorebooks
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
#sale #ebooks #suspense #crime #readmorebooks
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Today in misunderstood headlines
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Today in misunderstood headlines
Me: Returning to work in person 5 days a week again won't be so bad I guess
God:
God:
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: Returning to work in person 5 days a week again won't be so bad I guess
God:
God:
So there is something good about Andrew Jackson after all
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So there is something good about Andrew Jackson after all
Live laugh love for cat owners
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Live laugh love for cat owners
Stripped the bed to do laundry. 2 minutes later
#nationalcatday
#nationalcatday
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Stripped the bed to do laundry. 2 minutes later
#nationalcatday
#nationalcatday
Can't wait to see this. In part, bc it sounds awesome. But also bc apparently it was made by our cat. I assumed when we couldn't find her all those times, she'd disappeared to another dimension as black cats do, but she was directing Crispin Glover in a horror movie.
collider.com/mr-k-crispin...
collider.com/mr-k-crispin...
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Can't wait to see this. In part, bc it sounds awesome. But also bc apparently it was made by our cat. I assumed when we couldn't find her all those times, she'd disappeared to another dimension as black cats do, but she was directing Crispin Glover in a horror movie.
collider.com/mr-k-crispin...
collider.com/mr-k-crispin...
Travel plans sorted
September 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Travel plans sorted
Ominous chalk near work
August 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ominous chalk near work
Finished my will
August 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Finished my will
A companion piece you might also enjoy, in essay form
westenglandbylines.co.uk/author/jworr...
westenglandbylines.co.uk/author/jworr...
August 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A companion piece you might also enjoy, in essay form
westenglandbylines.co.uk/author/jworr...
westenglandbylines.co.uk/author/jworr...
Always late to my own party. I wrote my first poem ever, about the state of things.
Thank you, @asitoughttobe.bsky.social.
asitoughttobemagazine.com/jennifer-wor...
Thank you, @asitoughttobe.bsky.social.
asitoughttobemagazine.com/jennifer-wor...
August 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Always late to my own party. I wrote my first poem ever, about the state of things.
Thank you, @asitoughttobe.bsky.social.
asitoughttobemagazine.com/jennifer-wor...
Thank you, @asitoughttobe.bsky.social.
asitoughttobemagazine.com/jennifer-wor...