Jennifer Worrell
@jworrellwrites.bsky.social
Author. Library and cat fan. Seeking perfect egg roll. Consciously untwittered.
Found in: As It Ought to Be, Quail Bell, Ink Foundry, To L.A. With Love, Hooghly Review, West England Bylines, NECKSNAP, Broken Antler Magazine; more. linktr.ee/JenniferWorrell
Found in: As It Ought to Be, Quail Bell, Ink Foundry, To L.A. With Love, Hooghly Review, West England Bylines, NECKSNAP, Broken Antler Magazine; more. linktr.ee/JenniferWorrell
Fantastic little sci-fi flash, perfect for gamers.
factorfourmag.com/choose-your-...
factorfourmag.com/choose-your-...
Choose Your Own Apocalypse by Elis Montgomery
Ruth is slaughtering lava gremlins when her solar bank beeps. Low voltage warning. She clicks thrice, and her 8-bit rapier pokes the boss into a spray of orange pixels. She checks her laptop’s watt…
factorfourmag.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Fantastic little sci-fi flash, perfect for gamers.
factorfourmag.com/choose-your-...
factorfourmag.com/choose-your-...
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It pisses me off so much that a lot of people think that acting or anything art related isn’t a realistic career choice, like what the fuck are you talking about??? how else do you think movies get made??
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It pisses me off so much that a lot of people think that acting or anything art related isn’t a realistic career choice, like what the fuck are you talking about??? how else do you think movies get made??
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
- Quentin Crisp
- Quentin Crisp
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
- Quentin Crisp
- Quentin Crisp
Reposted by Jennifer Worrell
JUST 1 MORE THING: If we’re to accept this idea that a person having a firearm at a law enforcement encounter is per se evidence of a person’s intent to “inflict maximum harm,” doesn’t it then follow that law enforcement can’t constitutionally bring firearms themselves, per multiple Amendments?
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
JUST 1 MORE THING: If we’re to accept this idea that a person having a firearm at a law enforcement encounter is per se evidence of a person’s intent to “inflict maximum harm,” doesn’t it then follow that law enforcement can’t constitutionally bring firearms themselves, per multiple Amendments?
Me: Okay! Time to write! *cracks knuckles*
"The"
Me: Wonder where I can learn how to do realistic progressions of wounds for major motion pictures
"The"
Me: Wonder where I can learn how to do realistic progressions of wounds for major motion pictures
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Me: Okay! Time to write! *cracks knuckles*
"The"
Me: Wonder where I can learn how to do realistic progressions of wounds for major motion pictures
"The"
Me: Wonder where I can learn how to do realistic progressions of wounds for major motion pictures
It's been a pretty interesting day for music.
youtu.be/nYilAKF_yis
youtu.be/nYilAKF_yis
Zap Mama - 1000 WAYS
YouTube video by ZAP MAMA
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It's been a pretty interesting day for music.
youtu.be/nYilAKF_yis
youtu.be/nYilAKF_yis
Went to pick up my books at the library. As I turned to leave, slipped on the marble floors and wiped out right there in front of a guy studying.
Classy. Better yet though, this is the book I came to retrieve.
"Seriously! You can start right now!"
#readmorebooks
bookshop.org/a/100722/978...
Classy. Better yet though, this is the book I came to retrieve.
"Seriously! You can start right now!"
#readmorebooks
bookshop.org/a/100722/978...
Even the Stiffest People Can Do the Splits: A 4-Week Stretching Plan to Achieve Amazing Health
A 4-Week Stretching Plan to Achieve Amazing Health
bookshop.org
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Went to pick up my books at the library. As I turned to leave, slipped on the marble floors and wiped out right there in front of a guy studying.
Classy. Better yet though, this is the book I came to retrieve.
"Seriously! You can start right now!"
#readmorebooks
bookshop.org/a/100722/978...
Classy. Better yet though, this is the book I came to retrieve.
"Seriously! You can start right now!"
#readmorebooks
bookshop.org/a/100722/978...
Posted for no reason other than it's way uplifting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Posted for no reason other than it's way uplifting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
Well now I've seen everything.
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Well now I've seen everything.
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If you’re a new writer and entered a contest where something like this happened, please don’t let someone else’s lack of professionalism discourage you from continuing to create stories. The world needs your art more than ever.
How to run a fic contest:
-Don’t be shocked quality varies. That’s why 1st readers exist.
-Don’t say you’ll take a tenuous connection to the theme, then complain about tenuous connections.
-In the winner announcement, don’t say all subs were bad & you felt embarrassed to pass any to the guest judge.
-Don’t be shocked quality varies. That’s why 1st readers exist.
-Don’t say you’ll take a tenuous connection to the theme, then complain about tenuous connections.
-In the winner announcement, don’t say all subs were bad & you felt embarrassed to pass any to the guest judge.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If you’re a new writer and entered a contest where something like this happened, please don’t let someone else’s lack of professionalism discourage you from continuing to create stories. The world needs your art more than ever.
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Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Zoom delays are making my blinks look like I'm in the Black Lodge
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Zoom delays are making my blinks look like I'm in the Black Lodge
Me: Hey I need an ambulance, the pain is everywhere
911: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I read some of my short stories from 2003
911: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I read some of my short stories from 2003
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Me: Hey I need an ambulance, the pain is everywhere
911: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I read some of my short stories from 2003
911: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I read some of my short stories from 2003
Now I've heard there was a lazy cat
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Now I've heard there was a lazy cat
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
Who curled up in a ball to nap
Cuz you don't really care for movement, do ya?
I understand; it's cold, fuck this
A belly rub, a minor hiss
No efforts for the toasty void Tallulah
I typically only watch awards shows because they're a fun tradition, but The Testament of Ann Lee didn't get a single nod? WTF nonsense is this?
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I typically only watch awards shows because they're a fun tradition, but The Testament of Ann Lee didn't get a single nod? WTF nonsense is this?
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Seems his answer to the matter of immigration is to make the US so shitty that *nobody* wants to live here, not even its citizens.
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Seems his answer to the matter of immigration is to make the US so shitty that *nobody* wants to live here, not even its citizens.
"...You say, in a finicky ... female voice, 'I don't know-[my cooking] just doesn't seem as...it ought to, or *something*...' And the more stoutly he affirms that [it's] okay, the tighter the box you've got him in. Admittedly, this is underhanded, but, then, marriage is sometimes a rough game."
1/2
1/2
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"...You say, in a finicky ... female voice, 'I don't know-[my cooking] just doesn't seem as...it ought to, or *something*...' And the more stoutly he affirms that [it's] okay, the tighter the box you've got him in. Admittedly, this is underhanded, but, then, marriage is sometimes a rough game."
1/2
1/2
Don't get a cold followed by a sinus infection at the beginning of the year.
Dry January has been foisted upon me.
Dry January has been foisted upon me.
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Don't get a cold followed by a sinus infection at the beginning of the year.
Dry January has been foisted upon me.
Dry January has been foisted upon me.
Marketing is everything, they tell you. Promotion is key.
Meanwhile I'm just hearing about this thing called "boneset tea" whose other names are "feverwort" and "agueweed"
Meanwhile I'm just hearing about this thing called "boneset tea" whose other names are "feverwort" and "agueweed"
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Marketing is everything, they tell you. Promotion is key.
Meanwhile I'm just hearing about this thing called "boneset tea" whose other names are "feverwort" and "agueweed"
Meanwhile I'm just hearing about this thing called "boneset tea" whose other names are "feverwort" and "agueweed"
I can hear this poem.
thebaffler.com/poems/go-jum...
thebaffler.com/poems/go-jum...
Go Jump in a Snake Pit | Izzy Casey
You dirty sick pervert. Don’t you dare / Eat my sherbet.
thebaffler.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I can hear this poem.
thebaffler.com/poems/go-jum...
thebaffler.com/poems/go-jum...
"You know, dull tools are much more dangerous than sharp ones."
#greatlines #readmorebooks
thebookerprizes.com/the-booker-l...
#greatlines #readmorebooks
thebookerprizes.com/the-booker-l...
James | The Booker Prizes
A profound meditation on identity, belonging and the sacrifices we make to protect the ones we love, which reimagines Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
thebookerprizes.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
"You know, dull tools are much more dangerous than sharp ones."
#greatlines #readmorebooks
thebookerprizes.com/the-booker-l...
#greatlines #readmorebooks
thebookerprizes.com/the-booker-l...
Apologies for making fun of "6-7" because it makes no damn sense. We GenX'ers forgot we had this playing incessantly on the radio in 1998 and 1999 and, for some reason, is now back in my head.
Saddest part is, we don't need to click this link in order to hear it.
youtu.be/6DBA5Wx9T7U
Saddest part is, we don't need to click this link in order to hear it.
youtu.be/6DBA5Wx9T7U
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Audioandlyrics
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Apologies for making fun of "6-7" because it makes no damn sense. We GenX'ers forgot we had this playing incessantly on the radio in 1998 and 1999 and, for some reason, is now back in my head.
Saddest part is, we don't need to click this link in order to hear it.
youtu.be/6DBA5Wx9T7U
Saddest part is, we don't need to click this link in order to hear it.
youtu.be/6DBA5Wx9T7U