Matt Chatham
@chatham58.bsky.social
Raised in IA, schooled in SD, settled in MA | 3x Super Bowl champ | Babson MBA | Founder of the Rub Smoke Love seasoning company #GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine https://rubsmokelove.com
Future news: After calls to release Trump’s MRI we learn it was some scan of his head, but he’s already insisted, “It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test & I already aced it.”
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Future news: After calls to release Trump’s MRI we learn it was some scan of his head, but he’s already insisted, “It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test & I already aced it.”
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
Serious question:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Serious question:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
Final use for the last of the Thanksgiving smoked drunken cranberry sauce: atop warm, crisped vanilla pizzelles w/ fresh cream 👨🍳
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Final use for the last of the Thanksgiving smoked drunken cranberry sauce: atop warm, crisped vanilla pizzelles w/ fresh cream 👨🍳
This is peak Thanksgiving weekend morning mood
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is peak Thanksgiving weekend morning mood
Gonna need a bigger boa…errr…truck
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Gonna need a bigger boa…errr…truck
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“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
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And in the most predictable plot development imaginable, Trump believes the adjudicated kingpin was treated very unfairly. But not the vaporized peon [alleged] product runners.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
And in the most predictable plot development imaginable, Trump believes the adjudicated kingpin was treated very unfairly. But not the vaporized peon [alleged] product runners.
Reposted by Matt Chatham
Trump’s stated justification for every single one of his despicable pardons of multiple drug traffickers, wealthy fraudsters, people who beat up cops, cronies, violent criminals, and politically connected Republicans is always the same: “I heard they were treated very unfairly.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trump’s stated justification for every single one of his despicable pardons of multiple drug traffickers, wealthy fraudsters, people who beat up cops, cronies, violent criminals, and politically connected Republicans is always the same: “I heard they were treated very unfairly.”
Leftover smoked turkey skin crisped up after an air fryer sesh is a life-changing experience. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…#BeefCake
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Leftover smoked turkey skin crisped up after an air fryer sesh is a life-changing experience. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…#BeefCake
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November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#BlackFridaySale is 🚨LIVE🚨 today thru #CyberMonday2025
SHOP NOW👇
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15% off all products, sitewide. Free shipping on all orders over $25
🚨 rubs
🚨 smoked salt
🚨 seasoned panko
🚨 gift boxes
🚨 merch
#GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine
SHOP NOW👇
rubsmokelove.com
15% off all products, sitewide. Free shipping on all orders over $25
🚨 rubs
🚨 smoked salt
🚨 seasoned panko
🚨 gift boxes
🚨 merch
#GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine
Thanksgiving dinner is great, but don’t sleep on the Friday brunch after…
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is great, but don’t sleep on the Friday brunch after…
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
Looking for an easy, next-level new side to try to round out your #Thanksgiving feast tomorrow?
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Looking for an easy, next-level new side to try to round out your #Thanksgiving feast tomorrow?
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
Imagine if everything you repeatedly told people about yourself was a lie. Line, after line, after line, after line, after line until you eventually stop saying things. Your entire self-image resumé a totally made up farce—that you can’t help but tell people. A real-deal basket case. As POTUS ffs 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Imagine if everything you repeatedly told people about yourself was a lie. Line, after line, after line, after line, after line until you eventually stop saying things. Your entire self-image resumé a totally made up farce—that you can’t help but tell people. A real-deal basket case. As POTUS ffs 🤣
Got a mac & cheese, potato, or fav pasta dish on your menu for your #Thanksgiving feast?
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Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
a.co/d/bkgO3JQ
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got a mac & cheese, potato, or fav pasta dish on your menu for your #Thanksgiving feast?
Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
a.co/d/bkgO3JQ
Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
a.co/d/bkgO3JQ
Super politically savvy of SecDef Caddy Pete to megaphone a legal nothing-burger public message by Congresspeople to remind America that the historically unpopular felon POTUS he fluffs regularly does illegal shit that should be weighed *against* the Constitution. Weld that to the headlines, dummy.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Super politically savvy of SecDef Caddy Pete to megaphone a legal nothing-burger public message by Congresspeople to remind America that the historically unpopular felon POTUS he fluffs regularly does illegal shit that should be weighed *against* the Constitution. Weld that to the headlines, dummy.
US Constitution became the supreme law of this land in 1789. Whatever Peter the Fluffer tries to flex on Mark Kelly regarding chain of command & military protocols came looooooong after—importantly, not in the form of Amendment. So his whiny Twitter bullshit can’t usurp the Constitution, the end.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
US Constitution became the supreme law of this land in 1789. Whatever Peter the Fluffer tries to flex on Mark Kelly regarding chain of command & military protocols came looooooong after—importantly, not in the form of Amendment. So his whiny Twitter bullshit can’t usurp the Constitution, the end.
Reposted by Matt Chatham
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
Reposted by Matt Chatham
Genuinely wonder how the hell an economy killer administration comes to “dress up to travel” as their winning messaging.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Genuinely wonder how the hell an economy killer administration comes to “dress up to travel” as their winning messaging.
Descending the stairs, zombie slog to the coffee machine, just happen to catch a fleeting glimpse of a perfectly timed long window burning sunrise reveal. But in mere minutes hues lighten, the deep vibrancy gone.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Descending the stairs, zombie slog to the coffee machine, just happen to catch a fleeting glimpse of a perfectly timed long window burning sunrise reveal. But in mere minutes hues lighten, the deep vibrancy gone.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
Reposted by Matt Chatham
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by Matt Chatham
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
Reposted by Matt Chatham
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
In Hegseth’s leather-licker 🧠, Kelly must abdicate Constitutional duty as a legislative branch member—who ensure executive lawfulness—for Pete’s goal of morale towards POTUS. Which is War Boy imagining the lawful act of senatoring as a veteran senator is by definition…seditious. Which is f’ing dumb.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In Hegseth’s leather-licker 🧠, Kelly must abdicate Constitutional duty as a legislative branch member—who ensure executive lawfulness—for Pete’s goal of morale towards POTUS. Which is War Boy imagining the lawful act of senatoring as a veteran senator is by definition…seditious. Which is f’ing dumb.