when I'm in a yappaholic competition and my opponent is the noise cancelling bluetooth headphone voice assistant stuck in an endless pairing loop

how fantasy life manages self aware dialogue without wearing out its welcome despite being 75% of the game is beyond me

Showered, took an edible and gonna play this random Half-Life 2 mod that's been sitting in my Steam library for a few years 🤔🤨🧐

so you're playing through retail half life 2 with 3.5 hours of added commentary nodes to then watch a 2h documentary on the subject to then play through the visually enhanced workshop campaign mods using it as a base to then immediately play through HL2 RTX when it releases?

valve fans:

Went into the forest and spotted this weird IKEA rock

love my xbox collection. wouldn't trade it for anything

ancestry added this nifty new trait feature where they analyzed my old dna sample to unearth and unsoliticedly doxx all the dormant facets of my skill tree just to tell me I like to sleep a lot and am proficient at gripping balls

evolutionary stonks

"invalid handle" is such a weirdly hostile error after it just overrides it to the point where it almost feels personal

identity rejected, lacks pizzazz, alias cast into the void

try again asshole

you uh, you good there buddy?

help yourself to anything you like man, just make yourself at home

sonic rush ethnos circus paradoleia vocals is like the most empowering anxiety attack you've ever had and I genuinely can't think of a less paradoxical way to describe it

youtu.be/ENTZ6IJQCtw?...

guys your likes are absolutely public now and I'm afraid whoever originally said only god can judge in that given order lied through their teeth

After six years, I've finally released a long-overdue update to my Sokoban clone!

You can download it here:
gensakudan.com/en/games/skb

Me: I love polyarmory

Her: u mean polyamory?

Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what