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KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber
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fix your hearts, or die.
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under 18 DNI please
It/She/Bot
transfeminine
plural system
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Transition goals
Phyrexian Metamorph {3}{u/p} Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Shapeshifter You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. 0/0 Illustrated by Yoji Shinkawa.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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ITS WIZARD TIME MOTHER FUCKER
Vedalken AEthermage {1}{b} Creature - Vedalken Wizard Flash When Vedalken AEthermage comes into play, return target Sliver to its owner's hand. Wizardcycling {3} 1/2 Illustrated by William Simpson.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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ok so not to start Discourse, but... been thinking about some things and i think its important to share. If someone doesn't match your vibe, you aren't required to hang out with them. you don't need to (and shouldnt) be rude, but you aren't required to tolerate anyone you dont want to either.
im of the opinion that you should be very liberal with not getting along with people. i do not care if my friends are an echo chamber, theyre good people aligned with me, and they dont bring me conflicted feelings. if someone bothers me too much? theyre out of there. i dont justify not liking people, i dont have to. someone can be the most morally pure person out there and still be an annoying bitch that i dont want to be around. and if thats the case i am not required to tolerate them. internet discourse brain has killed the idea that you dont have to be friends with everybody in your shared interest group. you dont owe anyone friendship.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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The 4 albums I grew up on.

Every single one of these albums still resonates *hard* with me today, and it's some of my favourite music of all time, even if the frequency with which I listen to it has gone down.
How We Operate, by Gomez. Ganging Up On The Sun, by Guster. Give Up, by The Postal Service. Narrow Stairs, by Death Cab For Cutie.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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something has been bothering me

can someone who knows more than i do tell me what the diagonal buttonhole on my overalls is for????

as far as i can tell, there's no matching button
me wearing a pair of carhartt overalls. at the very top of the main body, there's a diagonal buttonhole slightly offset from the centre, with no clear purpose.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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IT'S SEVEN+ DROP SATURDAY!!! hitting the field with THE biggest boy(s) himself, phyrexian triniform
Phyrexian Triniform {9} Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Golsm When Phyrexian Triniform dies, create three 3/3 colourless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens Encore {12} 9/9 Illustrated by Adam Paquette.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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you already know it, babes
Shorikai, Genesis Engine {2}{w}{b} Legendary Artifact - Vehicle {1}, {t}: Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a 1/1 colourless Pilot creature token with "This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Crew 8 8/8 Illustrated by Wisnu Tan.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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What is going on here? It's not even like "kicker - keyword" is entirely unprecedented, it shows up on Traverse Valley. All of this feels so strange, like WOTC is intentionally messing with us. if it was ONLY missing keywords, I could understand it as weirdness with the brand deal.
Traverse Valley {g} Sorcery Kicker-Forage Seek a nonbasic land card. If this spell was kicked, put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Illustrated by Omar Rayyan.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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investigate is gone, the cards just tell you to "make a clue token" even though the investigate keyword would make flavour sense.
channel is gone, its just "pay a cost, discard this card: [ability]"
kicker is on SOME cards but others say "as an additional cost to cast this spell, you may [cost]."
True Ancestry {1}{G} Sorcery - Lesson Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Clue token. Illustrated by Chibi. Team Avatar {2}{w} Enchantment Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. {2}{w}, Discard this card: It deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature. Illustrated by Bun Toujo. Firebending Lesson {r} Instant - Lesson Kicker {4} Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead. Illustrated by Toni Infante. Ruinous Waterbending {1}{b}{b} Sorcery - Lesson As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may waterbend {4}. All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell's additional cost was paid, whenever a creature dies this turn, you gain 1 life. Illustrated by Yuu Fujiki.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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HEY YOU! PLAY UMURANGI GENRATION BY @origamedigital.bsky.social!!!!!!!! DO IT! NOW!
seriously, though, this game is constantly living in my brain, it's such a succinct depiction of current events, and its such a genuine love letter to native peoples of all kinds, especially the te reo maori.
graffiti on a wall from the game umurangi generation. it reads: "sorry for not wanting to die" "we arent the smoke, we arent the fire, we are the ashes." "my life has value" "all protesters are criminals, all cops are bastards" "i dont need permission to not die"
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I CONSENT!
just tag #kaijuseraphimlewd and let me know if you do!
Reference sheet for a four legged robot kaiju made of scrap metal. the legs are long and bladed, with a digitigrade-like reversed knee. She has a centaur-like build, four arms coming out of her torso. Its hands are spindly and clawed, and its head is a crt television. She has a large synthetic penis with two light strips on the base of it, that display different colours depending on her mood. Red indicates aggression, pink indicates being flustered or submissive, etc. Draw her getting fucked! (or doing the fucking, i dont mind either way)
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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from top to bottom:
black walnut for @spectramtg.net
ebony for @onionbug.bsky.social
bocote for @drsmallstufz.bsky.social
bubinga for an irl
four fountain pens with the caps on. they are made out of black walnut, ebony, bocote, and bubinga respectively. the same pens, but with the caps off to show the fountain nibs. they have gold hardware in contrast with the woods.
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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sure, why not? I said i was merging my nsfw art to this account anyway, and i havent gotten the chance to repost this one yet!
happy gocktober, people!
art by @seriestwo.bsky.social
#kaijuseraphimlewd #irongardenvt
the Kaiju Seraphim, a four legged robot made of scrap metal, hunched over in an attempt at the "jack-o" pose. She's struggling quite a bit, due to having twice as many limbs as a human, but her cock is lit up pink, indicating embarrassment and pleasure, and leaking synthetic cum, so she must be enjoying it.
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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if you want some practice with something a little more beastly, ill gladly offer up my scrap metal kaiju! She's a fun little creature and i love seeing people's takes on her design
A robotic taur-like creature with four bladed legs and four clawed arms. it is made of scrap metal and old technology, with a crt for a head and a large subwoofer making up the torso. Art by DrawsDerek. The same creature as in the previous image, but hunched over and with a barbed wire halo above its head, glowing red. Art by Rattlegeist.
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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fuck it. No more self censorship. ive been sitting on this reference sheet for a while, have fun with it! just tag #kaijuseraphimlewd if you do draw something, so i can see it ^w^
A four legged, four armed taur-shaped robot made of scrap metal with a tv for a head. It has a relatively large synthetic penis with two LED lightstrips on it that indicate its mood. It's saying "I consent that you draw me getting fucked!"
September 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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the solution to depression: acquiring a copy of @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social's new worm book! so excited to tear into this thing, he's a king of modern trans horror
the cover of You Weren't Meant To Be Human by Andrew Joseph White. It is a largely black cover with off-white text interlaced with earthworms. The same book, tilted to show the pages have blood-red sprayed edges. the synopsis on the inner jacket. it reads: "Festering masses of worms and flies have taken root in dark corners across Appalachia. In exchange for unwavering loyalty and fresh corpses, these hives offer a few struggling humans salvation. A fresh start. It's an offer that none refuse. Crane is grateful. Among his hive's followers, Crane has found a chance to transition, to never speak again, to live a life that won't destroy him. He even met Levi: a handsome ex-marine and brutal killer who treats him like a real man, mostly. But when Levi gets Crane pregnant—and the hive demands the child's birth, no matter the cost—Crane's desperation to make it stop will drive the community that saved him into a devastating spiral that can only end in blood. You Weren't Meant to Be Human is a deeply personal horror, a visceral statement about the lives of marginalized people in a hostile world."
September 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Art by @cadencelewisart.bsky.social, taken from the Gideon The Ninth animatic cover of Take Me To Church by @reinaeiry.bsky.social

youtu.be/5i1-N2_vZmg?...

#CustomMTG #MTGEternities #GideonTheNinth #HarrowTheNinth #GideonNav #HarrowharkNonagesimus
Oath of Gideon {2}{w} Legendary Enchantment When Oath of Gideon enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Kor Ally creature tokens. Each planeswalker you control enters the battlefield with an additional loyalty counter on it. One flesh, one end. Illustrated by Cadence Lewis Proxy by KaijuSeraphim. Gideon's Intervention {2}{w}{w} Enchantment As Gideon's Intervention enters the battlefield, choose a card name. Your opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name. prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and permanents you control by sources with the chosen name. Illustrated by Cadence Lewis Proxy by KaijuSeraphim. Gideon's Sacrifice {w} Instant Choose a creature or planeswalker you control. All damage that would be dealt this turn to you and permanents you control is dealt to the chosen permanent instead. We do bones, motherfucker. Illustrated by Cadence Lewis Proxy by KaijuSeraphim. Gideon's Battle Cry {2}{w}{w} Sorcery Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. You may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Gideon, the Oathsworn, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. Illustrated by Cadence Lewis Proxy by KaijuSeraphim.
July 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I've been cooking with this, huge shoutouts to edge of eternities for printing Xu-Ifit and inspiring me to do this.

Content warning on both posts for blood and Gideon The Ninth spoilers. Artist credit in second post.
Xu-Ifit, Osteoharmonist (Harrowhark The Ninth) {1}{b}{b} Legendary Creature - Human Wizard {t}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Skeleton in addition to its other types and has no abilities. Activate only as a sorcery 2/3 Illustrated by Cadence Lewis Proxy by KaijuSeraphim. Gideon, the Oathsworn {4}{w}{w} Legendary Planeswalker - Gideon Whenever you attack with two or more non-Gideon creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures. +2: Until end of turn, Gideon, the Oathsworn becomes a 5/5 white Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. -9: Exile Gideon, the Oathsworn and each creature your opponents control. 4 Illustrated by Cadence Lewis Proxy by KaijuSeraphim.
July 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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excited to announce the first official @leylinehighlander.bsky.social event!! celebrating the one year anniversary of the Iron Garden, featuring @commandzoe.bsky.social, @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social, and @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social!
#LeylineHighlander #LeylanderMTG #IronGarden #IronGardenVT
Leyline Highlander X The Iron Garden twitch.tv/kaijuseraphim August 8th, 2025 7:00 PM EST.
July 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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CHRIS RAHN SPACE GOYF WE EATING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD TONIGHT BABES
#MTGEternities
Cosmogoyf {b}{g} Creature - Elemental Lhurgoyf This creature's power is equal to the number of cards you own in exile and its toughness is equal to that number plus one */1+* Illustrated by Chris Rahn.
July 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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LOBTER
#MTGEternities
Ragost, Deft Gastronaut {r}{w} Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: you gain 3 life." {1}, {t}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost. 2/2 Illustrated by Zack Steela.
July 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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oh gods they gave the azorius player more toys
apologies, for i am about to become a menace
#MTGEternities
Starfield Vocalist {3}{u} Creature - Human Bard If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Warp {1}{u} (you may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.) 3/4 Illustrated by Nathaniel Himawan.
July 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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BLESS
settings > privacy and security > allow others to be notified of your posts > select "no one" from the bubble select.
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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more proxies!! tuning the deck to be less focused on taking game actions on other players' turns, and adding a combat package so its more toolboxy and less mean
Unit 01, Humanity's Salvation (Salvation Engine) {4}{w} Artifact - Vehicle Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, return up to one target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Crew 6 6/10 Illustrated by Gainax Proxy by KaijuSeraphim.
June 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM