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fix your hearts, or die. pfp by @rattlegeist.bsky.social under 18 DNI please It/She/Bot transfeminine plural system member of the #irongarden vtuber group MTG enthusiast Leyline Highlander RC https://twitch.tv/kaijuseraphim #kaijuseraphimart

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KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · Sep 3

All right, migrating some stuff over to here.
I'm Seraph, an independent author. I'm currently working on my mecha-horror novella, Like A Dream You Can Feel.
You can read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/66512080
Judge my writing for what it is, not for the genre it has been claimed to by others.

Like A Dream You Can Feel - Chapter 1 - KaijuSeraphim - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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MtGCritical-->SHOEBOX2K26 @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 3h

Tonight. I make this offering to the Midnight Council.

Little guys...on playmats.

Go
inkmats.com/products/3-f...

3 Feet High

InkMats transforms playmats into works of art. Shop exclusive, limited edition designs from top artists and creators. Every mat is a masterpiece! Launching October 1st. 🎃

inkmats.com

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Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 7h

Stuck still at 820/1740

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preach

your favourite morbid obsession @barbedwirehalo.bsky.social · 7h

butter based lubricant

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your favourite morbid obsession @barbedwirehalo.bsky.social · 7h

butter based lubricant

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Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 11h

Still need help!!!! It's really important that we get the rent paid as soon as we possibly can. There isn't much grace period left.

Please. Help if you can and boost if you can't?

820/1740

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Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 1d

Popping this out for urgency.

Still need just south of 1k IMMEDIATELY for rent. Very very very tired and burnt out.

Please help. Things are improving but they're not there yet

Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 1d

Yesterday was busy with irl things. Today I am completely exhausted.

Nothing in yesterday. Still at 800/1740.

Rent is DUE NOW and the grace period is up on the 5th.

Please. Please. It's been such a hard week and everything helps.

#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025 #TransCrowdFund

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Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 12h

Still need help!!!! It's really important that we get the rent paid as soon as we possibly can. There isn't much grace period left.

Please. Help if you can and boost if you can't?

820/1740

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KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 12h

hey, go watch the new @leadhead.bsky.social video, it's live on youtube, and it's fucking incredible. youtu.be/O_v7tV-hdy8

I hit the digital spliff. Now I work at metaverse Chipotle

YouTube video by Leadhead

youtu.be

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 3d

"the pentagon" is a dumb name for a building u sound like a 3rd rate villain lair from captain planet.

"oh no The Palindrome is after us. we angered The Triangle Brothers."

grow up. pay your taxes.

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⚢ Wheypenwifestre 🔆 @nizzy.cc · 14h

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

We Have Enough Dead Friends
By Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or you feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

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your favourite morbid obsession @barbedwirehalo.bsky.social · 22h

the shit i do when i cant sleep:
do ratadrabik math in my head apparently

so i did the math in my head and my initial thought was itd only be fifteen because one of the legendary ratmen from saw in half doesnt die HOWEVER even though dying to legend rule is a state based action, all four of the legendary ratmen *will* see each other because they have to enter in order to die to legend rule so its actually 39 if i did my math right
then again, its 3:40 in the morning and im doing this math in my head so the numbers might be a little off but its way goofier than you think
saw in half on the ratman:
ratman triggers: 2 nonlegendary copies
saw in half resolves: 4 legendary copies, total of 6
legend rule: 3 of the saw in halved copies die, putting six ratman triggers on the stack per death so thats 18 ratmen * 2 for token doubler so 36 ratmen from legend rule shenanigans + the other 3 from previous triggers, totaling to one legendary ratman and 38 nonlegendary ones
nevermind my math is wrong ratman says another
fuck
hold on
so saw in half triggers, putting 4 legendary ratmen on the field. 3 of them die to legend rule, and that's three triggers per death times three deaths times two from the doubler is 18 ratmen + a legendary ratman. so its still more, its just nineteen instead of eighteen, you forgot to count the legendary one that doesn't die.

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💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · Sep 5

Formal fits Girlfriends!! 😌💗

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💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · Sep 4

Casual fits Girlfriends!! 😊💗

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1d

Well I know what my first MtG tattoo is gonna be

(For anyone else who wants to do it: Remember that Phyrexian is written vertically in-universe and outside of card rulestext)

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 10d

the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.

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KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 1d

paging @juwuniper.bsky.social

KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 2d

spent like seven hours straight playing hollow knight but i beat my archipelago! raided out to @tunetotunea.bsky.social

KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 2d

hey im live
twitch.tv/kaijuseraphim

KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 2d

hey im live
twitch.tv/kaijuseraphim

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Katie --> Shoebox @legdotegg.bsky.social · 2d

Drew a quick Liliana as a witch for Halloween
#liliana #vess #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering #witch

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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.bsky.social · 2d

Every trans woman I know is riddled with guilt for like, existing, and sometimes asking for her needs to be considered.

Meanwhile there's guys out here are going "HEY! I accept other human beings have value other than getting me off MOST of the time, PRAISE ME!"

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Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 3d

This has been tested a dozen times.

It has a chilling effect on posting, and the system is way too easily abused.

This will create the gamification of systems, rewarding bot farms and abuse to control the media gestalt.

In other words, don't ever do anything like this.

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 3d

“As users ‘dislike’ posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.”

Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch

As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.

techcrunch.com

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KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 3d

www.youtube.com/@exociety here's their youtube page, they should have a bunch of full album vids + music vids

exociety

exo, the rap guild. we don't chase shadows, we cast them.

www.youtube.com

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zoe @zoewithnoy.bsky.social · 3d

Happy girl halloween

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Command Zoe🔜PAX:Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 3d

Donation proof can be submitted here. @drsmallstufz.bsky.social will also be looking through these. Please redact any sensitive information.

forms.gle/6zHsxsGsr1vd...

If you would like to donate prizes, please DM me for the prize support form.

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Command Zoe🔜PAX:Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 3d

Starting in November I will be running a Food Bank Direct Aid Fundraiser

There will be ATLA packs and singles as prizes, as well as other goodies.

Every $10 you donate to your local foodbank gets you one entry into the prize raffle.

Runs through all of November.
Prize Stream Nov 30th.

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KaijuSeraphim -> SHOEBOX!!!!!!!! | Iron Garden Vtuber @kaijuseraphimvt.bsky.social · 3d

sighhhhh
i need more friends to be exociety pilled. im too insane about this group to not have friends that will listen to it with me

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