Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
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this was meant to be a funny list but it eventually mutated into a long screed - and soft adaptation of an article i've been drafting for two months - about how much i fucking hate sequel begging
'Let's Not' a list of games by MiraMiraOTW | Backloggd
This was initially going to be a special issue of the Water Cooler but it became so singular and eventually about games Im not playing that I decided to just spin it off into this singular thing
What...
backloggd.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
this was meant to be a funny list but it eventually mutated into a long screed - and soft adaptation of an article i've been drafting for two months - about how much i fucking hate sequel begging
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Cis people should consider loving us while we’re alive instead of posting platitudes once we’re not
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cis people should consider loving us while we’re alive instead of posting platitudes once we’re not
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Side note to this reading thread: to all the trans people out there who think it's "too late to start," just remember that Edmond Dantès realised he could have spent the first four years of his life in prison chipping away at his escape and his immediate response was to start that very day
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Side note to this reading thread: to all the trans people out there who think it's "too late to start," just remember that Edmond Dantès realised he could have spent the first four years of his life in prison chipping away at his escape and his immediate response was to start that very day
Repressed freak who knows what she's into but never gets to reveal or act on it x repressed freak who never thought for a second that she was into all of that until it happened
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Repressed freak who knows what she's into but never gets to reveal or act on it x repressed freak who never thought for a second that she was into all of that until it happened
"which of my characters should I project a scent kink onto" I ask myself, before looking at my cast and realising the answer is Yes
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"which of my characters should I project a scent kink onto" I ask myself, before looking at my cast and realising the answer is Yes
Girl who sends her partners DMs captioned "us <3" and includes a picture of hardcore pornography
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Girl who sends her partners DMs captioned "us <3" and includes a picture of hardcore pornography
Hey guys I'm a little suspicious of our new friend. Yeah after we finished talking about our plans and noble ideals and started walking away together I saw the camera slowly panning over to them as they watched silently. Yeah the soundtrack was in minor key.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey guys I'm a little suspicious of our new friend. Yeah after we finished talking about our plans and noble ideals and started walking away together I saw the camera slowly panning over to them as they watched silently. Yeah the soundtrack was in minor key.
I just showed my wife a thread of a dude trying to invent a new type of brick to build his house out of and watched her drop a line that would have killed him in cold blood
"Every idea is a good idea, however to be called an idea one must put actual thought into it. This is thoughtless behavior."
"Every idea is a good idea, however to be called an idea one must put actual thought into it. This is thoughtless behavior."
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just showed my wife a thread of a dude trying to invent a new type of brick to build his house out of and watched her drop a line that would have killed him in cold blood
"Every idea is a good idea, however to be called an idea one must put actual thought into it. This is thoughtless behavior."
"Every idea is a good idea, however to be called an idea one must put actual thought into it. This is thoughtless behavior."
After deciding on a whim to translate the Blur lyric "looking for girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys" I have come to a conclusion:
"Looking for girls who are into chaser bottoms"
"Looking for girls who are into chaser bottoms"
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
After deciding on a whim to translate the Blur lyric "looking for girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys" I have come to a conclusion:
"Looking for girls who are into chaser bottoms"
"Looking for girls who are into chaser bottoms"
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Zeus from beyond the grave looking at her parts being repurposed and integrated into Styx: "Finally I can be inside my sister all the time"
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Zeus from beyond the grave looking at her parts being repurposed and integrated into Styx: "Finally I can be inside my sister all the time"
I live by the fact that to truly thrive in art, you have to have Something you're an unabated pervert about. Your worldbuilding will be 10x better if it's all clearly constructed around how obsessed you are with like, 1800s railway logistics or something
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I live by the fact that to truly thrive in art, you have to have Something you're an unabated pervert about. Your worldbuilding will be 10x better if it's all clearly constructed around how obsessed you are with like, 1800s railway logistics or something
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You can always enrich your life by becoming a pervert about a topic
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You can always enrich your life by becoming a pervert about a topic
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My butch just used the phrase "when I decided I was going to be a pervert about-" and that's rent free for me I think
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My butch just used the phrase "when I decided I was going to be a pervert about-" and that's rent free for me I think
Somehow today, after two nights in a row of maybe 4 hours sleep each, is when I suddenly have enough attention span to focus on reading over stuff I've been sent. I'm learning to just accept that my body will function when it wants to function
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Somehow today, after two nights in a row of maybe 4 hours sleep each, is when I suddenly have enough attention span to focus on reading over stuff I've been sent. I'm learning to just accept that my body will function when it wants to function
Spoilers for the ending of Hades Calculus but I just had the very delayed realisation (particularly due to also reading Zeus Constant) that we have perhaps been denied the possibility of Persephone commanding a Styx + Keraunios voltron
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Spoilers for the ending of Hades Calculus but I just had the very delayed realisation (particularly due to also reading Zeus Constant) that we have perhaps been denied the possibility of Persephone commanding a Styx + Keraunios voltron
My gf: "mech pilot friend who's a little too woke and will get the living weapon girls to unionise"
Girl who's a little too into mechsploitation: "is that like when you fuse together like voltron"
Girl who's a little too into mechsploitation: "is that like when you fuse together like voltron"
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My gf: "mech pilot friend who's a little too woke and will get the living weapon girls to unionise"
Girl who's a little too into mechsploitation: "is that like when you fuse together like voltron"
Girl who's a little too into mechsploitation: "is that like when you fuse together like voltron"
Having finished HC, MoO, ZC and Flower is great bc now I get to be the sicko reading everyone else's reading threads
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Having finished HC, MoO, ZC and Flower is great bc now I get to be the sicko reading everyone else's reading threads
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"(...) Mada corrects automatically, then stamps her foot in mock frustration as her friends dissolve into delighted giggles"
Bunnycoded
Bunnycoded
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"(...) Mada corrects automatically, then stamps her foot in mock frustration as her friends dissolve into delighted giggles"
Bunnycoded
Bunnycoded
Chat I just found this file on my laptop, dated Halloween 2019, and opened it to be reminded of that time my friend in university was venting about a guy she was into while weighing the pros and cons of why the fuck she's into him
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Chat I just found this file on my laptop, dated Halloween 2019, and opened it to be reminded of that time my friend in university was venting about a guy she was into while weighing the pros and cons of why the fuck she's into him
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More broadly anything you can say "do your own research" too people *have* they just have decided the reliable source is like, facebook crackpot conspiracy ramblings or studies by unreliable conservative organizations, so they're just gonna feel validated in those things, so correcting is good
the phrase "its not my job to educate you" has done insane damage to the trans liberation movement btw
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
More broadly anything you can say "do your own research" too people *have* they just have decided the reliable source is like, facebook crackpot conspiracy ramblings or studies by unreliable conservative organizations, so they're just gonna feel validated in those things, so correcting is good
Fucked up how there's "wife beater" vests but no husband beater. Someone should invent that. For equity.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Fucked up how there's "wife beater" vests but no husband beater. Someone should invent that. For equity.
I'll never not be peeved when ASMRtists label a roleplay video as unintentional. Like you're literally lying. Cmon
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'll never not be peeved when ASMRtists label a roleplay video as unintentional. Like you're literally lying. Cmon
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What non-writers think writing is: Ooh, I'm going to start an outline today :)
What is actually is: IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY, CRAFTING LIFE FORMS AS I PLEASE. MY WHIMS WILL BECOME LIGHTNING BOLTS. OUT OF THE CHAOS, THEY WILL RUN AND WHIMPER, PRAYING FOR ME TO END THEIR TEDIOUS ANARCHY
What is actually is: IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY, CRAFTING LIFE FORMS AS I PLEASE. MY WHIMS WILL BECOME LIGHTNING BOLTS. OUT OF THE CHAOS, THEY WILL RUN AND WHIMPER, PRAYING FOR ME TO END THEIR TEDIOUS ANARCHY
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What non-writers think writing is: Ooh, I'm going to start an outline today :)
What is actually is: IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY, CRAFTING LIFE FORMS AS I PLEASE. MY WHIMS WILL BECOME LIGHTNING BOLTS. OUT OF THE CHAOS, THEY WILL RUN AND WHIMPER, PRAYING FOR ME TO END THEIR TEDIOUS ANARCHY
What is actually is: IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY, CRAFTING LIFE FORMS AS I PLEASE. MY WHIMS WILL BECOME LIGHTNING BOLTS. OUT OF THE CHAOS, THEY WILL RUN AND WHIMPER, PRAYING FOR ME TO END THEIR TEDIOUS ANARCHY
bouncing on it any%
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bouncing on it any%
"but my lord, there IS no such army!"
the army:
the army:
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"but my lord, there IS no such army!"
the army:
the army: