Mark Stalzer
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Mark Stalzer
@kaijusos.com
was rocketattack on the other place.

Heart of gold, jacket of leather. Built products @ AWS - some other stuff like http://maginotline.com & https://www.youtube.com/@kaijusos2146 - also @[email protected]
I was surprised he didn't do this after the tan suit incident. What a stain on our national reputation that was.
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by Mark Stalzer
I can't emphasize how much an obligation you have to do everything you possibly can to stop this war. if you were mad people in Israel for being complicit in the genocide, now is the time to speak out and do literally all you can to stop whatever is happening here.
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
“Grok - how do you coup?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
You’ll appreciate the 4 dimensional chess of it all when they install Eric Adams as the regional governor.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
You’re tweeting? They haven’t started censoring the internet yet? What the hell has Mamdani been doing these past 10 hours? I was promised a socialist hellscape and I damn well expect to see it before lunch time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It's just locker room talk. You can't take that seriously.
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I feel bad for the Seal team standing by to deliver pickled ginger.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I see the problem. He accidentally handed them his sushi order. Who among us hasn’t made the same mistake?
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Red Dwarf and the Young Ones both shaped a lot of my early cultural misunderstandings
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Even worse, I assumed I understood how hot vindaloo could be based on what I was served in America. My first time ordering it in London was met with the same “It’s too hot for you” and the same “i’ll show you” response. The kitchen staff all watching me suffer from the window in the kitchen door.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have no idea, but I am not surprised by this either 😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
SAME!
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think the customary reply is "Thoughts and prayers"
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
😵
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Please please please start your fireside chat with a pipe in hand and a book on your lap, then turn to the audience and say “oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.” I don’t ask for much.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
NEVER hold back the funny ride photos. That should be the next band press photo!
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s a touring expense for the band. Chewie needs to be on stage.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I can’t unsee that now 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Home Depot Chewbacca enters the chat…
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Might I suggest popping over to the Alamo and seeing predator badlands? It’s a+ and I suspect you will dig it. Perfect movie to take a toddler to.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Where are the stories about the Democrat victories being proof of Biden’s abuse of the autopen?
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There is strong evidence that's an empty set. You can't prove a negative, but you can certainly run an experiment across all songs and ask "Would this song benefit a bagpipe solo?" Most solvers would quickly return "No, because bagpipes"
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
That implies there is a modern rock song with a bagpipe solo it needed. That math ain't mathin.
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM