Sam Miller
@kaisermiller.family
Lover of Star Wars. Fixer of computers. Maker of puns. He/Him
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Sam Miller
@kaisermiller.family
· Nov 24
May the Force be with you.
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Id get sworn in on this because it’d be the most ironic and funniest thing I could do before I issued an executive order to eliminate the office of the President.
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Id get sworn in on this because it’d be the most ironic and funniest thing I could do before I issued an executive order to eliminate the office of the President.
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Mamdani has been mayor of New York all day and yet I've yet to see his socialist stormtroopers enforcing Sharia law. It's disappointing when campaign promises are broken.
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Mamdani has been mayor of New York all day and yet I've yet to see his socialist stormtroopers enforcing Sharia law. It's disappointing when campaign promises are broken.
Can't believe I haven't watched Star Wars all year. I need to get on that.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Can't believe I haven't watched Star Wars all year. I need to get on that.
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
The new thing is 68 ± 1. It's more efficient.
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The new thing is 68 ± 1. It's more efficient.
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Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
For Caturday I thought I'd show you what Selene does when she wants me to pay attention to her (it invariably works).
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For Caturday I thought I'd show you what Selene does when she wants me to pay attention to her (it invariably works).
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Odd that Gender is a biological, immutable certainty AND something you can lose if you own the wrong dog.
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Odd that Gender is a biological, immutable certainty AND something you can lose if you own the wrong dog.
YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS!
Grumpy because I used an anti-dandruff wipe on her.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Grumpy because I used an anti-dandruff wipe on her.
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Disagree about temperature but agree on floors.
The metric system makes more sense overall but Americans are correct on floor naming conventions and temperature. “I’m on floor 0” No. You are on floor 1.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Disagree about temperature but agree on floors.
OR.... Transmasc Rudolph.
In case you didn't know...
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
OR.... Transmasc Rudolph.
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Ok, but here is the thing, right, if I got angry about Saudi Arabian aggression against Yemen and decided to blow up a mosque in Brooklyn, that motivation would not actually be exculpatory, you know?
So the younger shooter, in a video submitted to the court, claims the shooting was aimed at the Zionist policies of Israel as a state. This is distinct from being an attack against Jewish people as a group. Once again the pro-Zionist coalition and right wing media jumped the gun and got it wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ok, but here is the thing, right, if I got angry about Saudi Arabian aggression against Yemen and decided to blow up a mosque in Brooklyn, that motivation would not actually be exculpatory, you know?
I wouldn't complain about them renaming the Zumwalt after Trump.
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wouldn't complain about them renaming the Zumwalt after Trump.
It's a Chanukah miracle!
Elise Stefanik announces she is dropping out of the race for New York governor and won’t run for reelection to the House
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's a Chanukah miracle!
As an asexual man my thoughts on this matter are "Okay, explain to me again how *I'm* the weird one?"
I do not think that a lot of gay men are going to beat the 'ready to bang a stranger on a moment's notice' allegations either!
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
As an asexual man my thoughts on this matter are "Okay, explain to me again how *I'm* the weird one?"
No no, I'm not drinking matcha because I'm a performative male, I'm drinking matcha because I'm a weeb.
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
No no, I'm not drinking matcha because I'm a performative male, I'm drinking matcha because I'm a weeb.
Obviously this is a pretty awful thing to do, but I can't get over the fact that she was charged with "attempted mayhem."
A woman has been arrested for allegedly pushing razor blades into loaves of bread at two Walmart stores in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Texas woman arrested for hiding razor blades in loaves of bread at Mississippi Walmart stores
A woman has been arrested for allegedly pushing razor blades into loaves of bread at two Walmart stores in Biloxi, Mississippi.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Obviously this is a pretty awful thing to do, but I can't get over the fact that she was charged with "attempted mayhem."
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Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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larian studios and firefox today
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
larian studios and firefox today