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kai 👍
@kaithehumanbean.bsky.social
i punch people and ride bikes fast.
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i uninstalled the app from my phone and now have forgotten about this social media platform 👍
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just had my mom rate f1 drivers on the current grid. some of them suprised me.
ocon: 8.5/10 on the mom scale "he has nice face bones"
bearman: 3/10 on the mom scale "he looks like a girl"
colapinto: 8 or 9/10 on the mom scale "his hair needs to be better"
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i hate feeling like a glutton when i start eating my normal food after i finish weight cuts. its not bad to eat food.
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
currently making a vocab list for my slightly younger teammate because theres some words ive been saying lately that he has no idea what they mean and i dont want to be the only non-idiot in my friend group so yeah.
bro didnt know what burden meant wtf
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i uninstalled the app from my phone and now have forgotten about this social media platform 👍
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August 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Photo dump but my cat blackmailed me into making it about him.

#cat
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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You won’t see a group statement on this, since the process for getting the group to agree to post anything from the HermitCraft twitter account takes days of messaging everyone repeatedly, but congratulations to Etho on becoming first in the world at MCC Fishing!
February 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
oh no I dropped my though
January 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Wait it's 2025 now I forgot
January 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Merry christmas (yes ik im late)
I don't like people.
December 26, 2024 at 4:50 AM
He looks shocked. He was yawning. Tired from sleeping all day. Unbelievable.
December 22, 2024 at 4:56 AM
today is my birthday. happy birthday to me.
December 9, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Music 👍
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Oh yay
👑 Announcing team Pink Parrots 👑

@GrianMC @InTheLittleWood @Smallishbeans @SolidarityCoUK

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 7th December at 8pm GMT!
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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👑 Announcing team Red Rabbits 👑

@BdoubleO100 @cubfan135 @OwengeJuiceTV @PeteZahHutt

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 7th December at 8pm GMT!
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
snow
November 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
lactose intolerance
November 9, 2024 at 6:10 AM
bruh wild life ep3 was crazyyyyy I reckon we have a permadeath next session and it better not be skizz. THIRTY SEVEN DEATHS
November 3, 2024 at 12:10 AM
boo. im a ghost.
October 31, 2024 at 5:32 PM
i like beans 👍
October 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM