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Gonna tell my kids this was AI
Logo for the Italian energy company Eni. There is a half yellow, half white background. The word “eni” (lowercase) in black is at the bottom with yellow. Then it goes CRAZY. Above the name is a medieval style dog in black. The dog has six legs and breathes red fire facing backwards. No joke.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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BREAKING: Dominique Strauss-Kahn has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Headshot (lol I wish) of rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn. He is a white man with white hair, dark bushy eyebrows and a “gotta do this for the picture” wan smile. He’s wearing a black suit and dark striped tie
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Shorter Ezra Klein
A 2018 tweet from @dril that reads “go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up” at me. it only makes my opinions Worse”
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Yeah this ICE arrest stinks to high heaven. First pic is a tweet from some Fox News dingdong where the 1999 claim first arises. Second, a Coppin State profile of Roberts as a 1998 alum.
A tweet by Fox’s Bill Melugin. The text reads: BREAKING: A senior ICE official tells @FoxNews that today, ICE arrested the Superintendent of Des Moines, Iowa Public Schools, Dr. Ian Andre Roberts, who ICE says is an illegal alien from Guyana & and active ICE fugitive with a deportation order since May 2024. Fox is told Dr. Roberts fled from ICE agents in his car once they ID’d themselves as immigration agents, speeding away, then abandoning the car. He was found in a brushy area 200 yards away with the help of an Iowa State Police K9. Per ICE official, agents found a loaded gun, a “fixed blade hunting knife”, and $3,000 cash in Dr. Robert’s vehicle. Per senior ICE official, Roberts first entered the U.S. in 1999 on a F-1 student visa at St. John’s University was ordered removed from the United States on May 22, 2024, with proceedings being held in absentia. On April 24, 2025, an Immigration Judge in Dallas, TX denied a Motion to Reopen his immigration case. Fox is told Dr. Roberts also has a weapons arrest in 2020, though the disposition of that charge/case is currently unclear. Post: https://x.com/billmelugin_/status/1971649735313248274?s=46 A screenshot from the Coppin State profile of Andre Ian Roberts. The text reads: Tokyo Olympics 2020 may have been postponed, but it has not affected the attitude of athlete alum Andre Ian Roberts, ’98. “I am awakened everyday believing that each day gives me an opportunity to be a blessing to someone and leave an indelible impact on many people,” said Andre. Website address: https://www.coppin.edu/andre-ian-roberts-98
September 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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So the feds say the school superintendent ICE grabbed entered the US on a student visa in 1999, but he graduated from Coppin State in 1998 apnews.com/article/iowa...
A screenshot from the AP News account which reads: “Coppin State University’s website features an alumni profile of Roberts, who graduated from the school in Baltimore in 1998. In it, Roberts said his father immigrated to the United States in the 1980s, and his mother immigrated in the early 2000s. ICE said that Roberts entered the U.S. on a student visa in 1999. The next year, he competed for Guyana in the Olympics in track and field.”
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The internet failed my search for Kimi Raikkonen’s extremely doofy 2008 driver’s headshot, so consider this my gift to the world
A screenshot of F1 2007 world driver’s champion Kimi Raikkonen, with messed up short blond hair and a face in the middle of trying to smile but not there yet. Apparently no one looked at it and said “let’s take a second pass at it
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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The exception in 1.1 seems to not hold in this case given its explication in 1.3:
A screenshot from the Ball State University Faculty/Employee handbook. Apologies that I am not able to replicate the text (no copying) but the pdf is available here in section 1.3 https://www.bsu.edu/-/media/www/departmentalcontent/facprofhandbook/2025-26/20252026-faculty-and-professional-personnel-handbook-91725.pdf?sc_lang=en&hash=8CE4CFBED9F56D2961B828E2142A85B3405D278A
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I’m so old, I remember when Ezra Klein wrote these words in 2009 prospect.org/article/prob...
A screenshot from an article linked in my post. The text reads: “This category of thing called "expert debate" ends up including a lot of different types of arguments. There are conversations between experts meant to settle, or at least elucidate, empirical disputes. There are conversations between experts meant to inform the public. There are conversations between experts meant to misinform the public. Which type of conversation you're dealing with has a lot to do with how you should treat it. But it's just not the case that all debate is informative debate. This is best demonstrated, I think, by the fact that there is such a thing as a competitive debate circuit in which people are trained to debate things they don't necessarily believe and judged on their facility at calculated persuasion. A lot of those people, as it happens, eventually go into politics. Some of them proceed to use those skills for evil. And the media is fairly complicit in this: There are a lot of attempts to hold debates but few attempts to score them on accuracy. This means that the people who win debates often win them because they're better at debating rather than because they're actually right.”
September 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Imagine this in green
An early computer rendering a man with very few pixels. He has glasses, a side-part and a shit-eating grin
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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This was the result of checking Eater about what was up with Copenhagen and it rocked
The Copenhagen food center Reffen, where many stalls run out of old shipping containers. A large graffiti-style sign on a container reads REFFEN over a sandy river beach with low chairs In Reffen, one vendor’s sign reads “Korean Fried Chicken, Chicken Burger, Chicken Pops, Cauliflower Pops, Chicken Wings, Banana Fritters”
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Last pupdate: Lou is doing great post-hospitalization. He immediately went back to his old behavior, though a bit sleepier given the ordeal and meds. Here he is just sleeping on a rug with some shaved bits
An older Boston Terrier sleeps on a rug. He has a black mask and saddle. The rug is an Afghan War Rug with a dark blue background, off-white tree and various animals and military equipment
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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It’s Poopoo Lou the Dune baby
A 13-year-old Boston Terrier, face first. He has a black mask and nose with white up the nose to the head. He’s in a veterinary hospital with a nasal tube and other monitors, standing on a light green floor
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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On my way to wreck Alan Dershowitz
A picture of the Pittsburgh Pirates racing Pierogis. Four anthropomorphic pierogies (people in costumes) run over the gold-colored Clemente Bridge. On the left, a pierogi in yellow. In the center, a pierogi in purple with glasses. Behind, just showing feet, a pierogi in orange. Back right, a pierogi in red. The Pittsburgh Parrot cheers them on to the right
August 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Anti-vaxxers always find a way to blame others for their own actions
Text from the Times article reads: She said: “I remember voicing concerns and many doctors being judgmental. But I think if they had given me more information about what might happen rather than talking to you like you’re a bad parent, it would be better. That makes you not talk and you just make the decision not to vaccinate. They need to hear people out and have a more open conversation about it.”
July 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I had not considered this
A headline from Fortune reading “Hulk Hogan’s death could be bad news for Hooters”
July 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The Alan Dershowitz section
A photo taken by the Department of Justice in 2021. It is of cardboard file boxes piled up in a Mar-a-Lago bathroom. To the left is a sink with dark red and brown stone top and mirror with gold filigree. There is then an off-white toilet, chandelier and crystal-spangled wall light fixture. Stacked in front of a bathtub, continuing to the right wall are so many boxes
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Some other fun pics from last night: Santino and The System with Mustafa Ali on the side (Moose’s kids were near us and his baby son was too young to know why he couldn’t be held by daddy), Leon Slater and the Hardys, Mance Warner mid-punch and Matt Cardona off the top rope
Santino Marella is in the center of the picture. He’s turned away because I am not camera-side. He wears a red t-jersey that reads “Santino 37” with TNA branding on the right sleeve. To his right is Moose in black tights with red at the top and a black shirt. Outside the ring, to the left, is Mustafa Ali in a suit with black hair in a ponytail Somewhat fuzzy pic (sorry!) of Leon Slater with the Hardys. Leon is turned away—sort of a theme! He is on the right, with short box braids, wearing khaki pants and a green sleeveless (!!!) sweater with green fringe on the arms and bottom. Slater is shaking hands with Jeff Hardy, in black pants and t-shirt with a red tag team belt. Matt Hardy stands to the left, looking out to the crowd in a black tank with acid green piping and acid washed jeans Mance Warner mid-punch fighting Joe Something. Joe has gotten on the top rope, to the left. Both Mance and Joe have curly brown hair and beards. Mance wears a black tank and pants with red highlights Matt Cardona jumps off the ropes at one of the members of The Great Hands—sorry can’t tell which guy is in the far left. Mustafa Ali watches with the Secret Service outside the ring on the right. Cardona is center in light blue trunks with a camera operator in black capturing the action in the foreground
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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This is what I did tonight
A picture of professional wrestler Mike Santana coming through the crowd. He is on the right side, in a spotlight, while the crowd cheers and takes pictures. Santana is wearing sunglasses, has black hair pulled back in a braided ponytail with a short black beard and wears a black tank and pants
July 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Rey Mysterio (actually a Reyna) the mystery snail perches on her throne (the tank output)
A gold-colored mystery snail sucks up the algae around an aquarium output. She is pushing her shell above the water surrounded by light green floating salvinia with a darker green Java fern and totals
July 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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*Chanting intensifies* beans Beans BEans BEANS*
Close-up of a dwarf puffer or pea puffer. It is light green with a yellow belly and fin tips. It is at the bottom of an aquarium with light brown sand, young red and green plants, with some visible brown scuds (small amphipods) near the edge
July 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Finally came down with Multiple Tank Syndrome (Aqueon ten gallon rimless freshwater planted on a fishless cycle)
Two dark brown pieces of driftwood (a smaller piece holding up a larger one that frankly looks like a penis), light red small plants that will hopefully carpet out in the foreground. In the background we have green anubias on the wood, amazon sword and curly Java fern in the background. The ground is light blonde sand with some black aquasoil popping up because I am a bad scaper
July 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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lol me two years ago, learning how the Danes do it in Copenhagen
A picture of Danish smorrebrod with salmon, hollandaise and microgreens on a blue plate. Further up on the small light oak table is a sweating pint of Carlsberg. The background is a dark blue river inlet surrounded by apartment buildings
June 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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You know I had to do it to em
Two LEGO Formula 1 cars. On the bottom, a completed green Aston Martin car, complete with LEGO driver. On top, a box containing the pieces for a papaya orange McLaren marked as LEGO Speed Champions F1 collaboration. The cars are about 6 inches long and 3.5 inches wide
June 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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One of the tiny guys/gals/nonbinary pals who may be orange? Or maybe just somewhat red
A little tiny shrimplet on the side of the tank, surrounded by green hornwort (a plant with thin, feathery leaves)
June 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Boris Johnson, then Mayor of London, gets stuck on a zip line. He carries two small Union Jack flags in his hands. He is wearing a suit and a light blue helmet. That big ol’ English Ferris wheel is in the background. He’s just hanging in a harness. It is funny as hell
June 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM