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Kalabajooie
@kalabajooie.bsky.social
Father, husband, lowercase-g gamer, former YouTuber. Founder, Kalabajooie Labs. He/Him.
I pictured him with more grey in the books.
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If I run for office someday, I'll be sure to ask.

In the mean time, I'm off to my local library!
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
But only if I get to take them home after. They're cool and I have no disposable income.
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Have each door block update the state of the door below it. But "forget" to set a limit so we can have infinitely tall doors.*

*not real programming advice
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love that video Yule Logs have become a thing. It's tradition in my house now to have one playing if no one is using the TV.

Probably a terrible waste of electricity and Internet bandwidth, but it sure is festive!
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It's also a part of the Yogscast Jingle Jam donation bundle along with 14 other games and coupon codes for partner sites. Pay Ixion's retail price, get a whole pile of games, and help charity!

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Jingle Jam
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December 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Oh yeah? Well what about, umm... The solution it's in! Saline is too salty! Salt causes autism now!"

~deniers in a week, probably
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You kept your old citizenship though, right? Just in case?
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The sixth song is a country song about the singer's country song.

I don't know whether to call it self-aggrandizing or incestuous.

The music reflects its target audience I guess.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Wait, why didn't Greedo shoot?"
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I hear the purple stuffed Worm-fish in Flapjaw space with a tuning fork did a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Yeah! Double Reallife!
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Legal in all 50 states" being a deliberate selling point is somehow even less reassuring.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM